Malcolm actually responded back to my email and he said he wanted an interview with Iggy for his show, so we are going back home. The plane ride is eight hours long and I'm going to cry. Julius sits 16.539 seats down from me, so I text him even though I'm not allowed to text on the plane.
Hey
hey fatty
waytng 4 Iggy 2 stop
uzing me as a headrest
sounds kewl
he smells lyk razberrys
okie dokie
okie dokie
7.219 hours later, we get off the flying aluminum and drive to Iggy's house. I kinda missed the pink yard. As we arrived, Iggy's mom was in the driveway walking to her car. I could tell she was on her way to the strip club because she was wearing a trench coat and she didn't button it, so you could see the rhinestone bra and rainbow thong. If I were Iggy and saw my mom like that, I'd be scarred. Good thing he's blind.
We explained to Iggy's mom how Iggy is not only blind, but the trip also made him deaf and have no sense of smell. She gives us a perplexed look and I hand her How to Communicate with your Helen Keller-Type Friend.
"You have to make different hand movements called handmunication and let him feel your hand," I explain to Iggy's mom,"different hand motions mean different words." Iggy's mom goes and hugs Iggy and Iggy hugs her back because he knows it's his mom.
Iggy's mom offers us to come inside and then she drives away. As we all walk into Pink Utopia, I notice all the stripper things in Iggy's house. He has a stripper pole in the middle of the living room and on top of that everything was pink. Pink couch, pink floor, pink pet pig, everything was pink. "His mom must really love pink,"Julius says."I don't know, I think she is more of an orange girl,"I say.
We walk into Iggy's room which is the only room that wasn't pink. Iggy already knew where to go without looking. We needed to pick him out an outfit for the interview. Iggy said he trusts us when picking out his outfit since he can't see. "We need something that says 'Hello, world! I'm blind'," Julius suggests,"but also something that says 'I'm dead and can't smell either' so it's gonna be tough." Julius and I finally decide on a compromise and found the most perf outfit. A shirt that said "JASHEW SHIPPER" on the front in bold letters.
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updated January 12 2015
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