Chapter 26: The Pail Agenda

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The next morning, I was awoken by Julius' nose against my fat and pore-filled disgrace of my nose. Out of instinct and without thinking, I head butt him so hard he flies across the room landing in a red, plastic laundry basket. Julius' head appears it is spinning and his eyes look as if they are seeing stars.  "Sorry," I say pathetically. Julius rolls his eyes, but smiles letting me know that it was okie dokie. God, he's a sexy mofo.

Julius reaches his hand into his backpacker and pulls out a folded, disheveled piece of notebook paper. He hands it to me and I unfold it. The paper reads:

The Pail Agenda 2k15

1. Pet a panda

2. Dance in the middle of a dance floor

3. Send a letter to 423 Ramspoli Dr.

4. Take a picture at the top of the roof of Hogwarts Planetarium

5. Wash an elephant

6. Eat peanuts while sitting next to said elephant

7. Sneak into Chuck E Cheese

8. Hug a Jared

9. Climb a mountain

10. Find Love

Although Julius' list sounded intriguing, some of the things sounded impossible. But the kid is gonna die, right? I guess we should at least try.
I let out a breath and looked at Julius' face full of exhilaration. "Alright," I sigh,"which one should we start out with?"
updated August 7, 2015

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