We come back to Julius' house with Julius' face smothered with sparkly purple Justice lipgloss.
"Did you guys er communicate?" I ask.
"Yes and we want to expand Iggy's acting and we decided that Iggy needs to come with me to Summerwick!" KJ says as she smiles and claps her hands.
I was pretty upset. I didn't want Iggy to leave us. "Where in the devil's niche is that?!"
"No where important. Iggy will just get his career started there."
"WHAT CAREER? HE'S DEAF AND BLIND AND CAN'T SMELL! HE'S USELESS!!"
Julius handmunicated to Iggy what I said though I wish he hadn't because I regret immediately what I said. Iggy starts to tear up and runs across the hall into a wall - of course expected- and runs away.
"Why did you tell him what I said?!" I whisper-shout to Julius. Julius shrugs like the blazing imbecile he is. I go to Julius' room where I assume Iggy had gone- or at least attempted to have gone.
"Iggy, can I come in?" I say to the door and then realize he can't hear squat. I open the door to see Iggy crying and cradling one of Julius' sock monkeys from his collection. This one I remembered happened to be named Fin. I didn't really feel like handmunicating him anything bc I couldn't lift my 39.892lb. arm, so I just started to ramble.
"I know you can't see me or hear me or even know I am here, but I'm still going to talk to you. You know I am fluent in Norwegian. There's really no need to learn it though, I just picked a random language to learn when I was 4.284 years old. Yep. Jeg ønsker å slikke deg. hah-"
"You want to what me??"
"OMQ YOU CAN HEAR ME!"
But there was silence. Then it all clicked.
updated feb 20 2015
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