"I want you to meet one of my friends- well only friend," Julius says as we walk to the park. I couldn't believe Julius only has one friend besides me. Well actually, Julius and I are more like friends with benefits.
When we arrive at the park, I see Julius' friend, Iggy Blyndboi.
"This is my beneficial acquaintance," Julius says to Iggy when he is introducing me. "Hello," I say. He replies hello back.
Iggy has black, short hair and is really short. He is completely unattractive. He must never get to do the do. I feel blessed.
We start heading to Shenanigans- Iggy and Julius' fav store to shop- but then Iggy trips over a balloon and lands flat on his face.
He starts making noises like an autistic duck. Julius runs to go check on him and we immediately go only pink Barbie razor scooter to Doc McStuffins. She is the best five year old doctor with no elementary school diploma.
When we arrive, I saw the sign on her door that read:
The Doc is IN
written in red Crayola
We walk in with Iggy leaning on Julius. "Time for your check up?" asks Doc McStuffins. "Actually, Iggy fell on his face after he tripped over a balloon."
McStuffins looked in her Tike first-aid box and pulled out her plastic shot injector and gave Iggy a fake shot.
"Well, I think that Iggy will have to go somewhere else for treatment," the Doc said.
"Wait how do you know his name is Iggy?" I ask, curiously.
"Iggy is a normal customer,"she responded smiling creepily at Iggy.
"We did the do," Iggy whispers to me as he exchanges smexy looks to Doc McStuffins. Doc does a wink and blows a kiss. I guess he's THAT kind of customer...
"Plus, you said his name when you walked in."
"It's okay, Iggy," I said. "I'll tell you a joke. okay. My sister bet me $100 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti, but you should have seen her face when I drove PASTA!" I cry in laughter.
"That was stupid," Iggy says. "I have a better one. How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A BRAZILIAN!" and Iggy cries if laughter,too. I guess I made him feel better.
"Well, where do we need to go?" Julius asked the doc.
"Doctor Who"
"Doctor who?"
"yes"
"What's his name?"
"Doctor Who"
"That's what I'm asking you!"
"HIS NAME IS DOCTOR WHO!"
"Oh. Where do we find him?"
"In London."
Updated: December 10th, 2014
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