- isn't it weird we have one hand that does everything and then the other hand that just sits there like "i don't know how to hold a pencil,"
- you can't stand backwards on a stair
- nightmares are just free horror movies you direct, produce, and star in
- if school isn't a place to sleep, then home shouldn't be a place to study
- people who skip a step are also active and lazy
- schools tell you to express yourself, then suspend you when you do
