Eiji sends Ash wrong text, all hell breaks loose after that.
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Eiji: I can't believe you did that.😟
Ash: Did what?
Eiji: You know very well what am I talking about.
Ash: No I don't believe I do.
Eiji: Don't fake innocents. You really crossed the line.😞
Ash:???
Eiji: Stop that.
Eiji: Leaving me on my own in that club. Just for a prank. Not funny Yut-lung. I waited for you for almost an hour! And there were even some people there trying to get into my pants.😱 Thank God Sing got there on time since they didn't look like they were about to leave. You should be ashamed.😡
Ash: . . . what?
Eiji: Apologize Yut-lung, now. And be grateful I didn't say anything to Ash. He would probably be mad enough, to actually kill you. 😠👿
Ash: Eiji.
Eiji: what?
Ash: I am Ash.
Eiji: what?😕 Yut-lung stop joking and apologize already.😒
Ash: This is Ash.
Eiji: what?!😲
Ash: You sent the texts to the wrong number.
Eiji: No I didn't. It says Yut-lung on your name.
Ash: Maybe your phone is malfunctioning, maybe Shorter decided to prank you by switching the names on your phone like he once did to me.
Eiji: . . . Ash, where are you?😨
Ash: On my way to visit Yut-lung
Eiji: Ash, DON'T!
Ash: don't what?
Eiji: You know what I am talking about.
Ash: Yeah, I do. Don't worry, I won't kill him. Or try to.
Eiji: You won't?
Ash: I won't.
Eiji: . . .Good. . .😌
Ash: I will make him wish I did.
Eiji:?!!?!
Eiji: Ash! don't.
Ash: Oh, Eiji, I am close. I have to go, ttyl.
Eiji: Ash!
Eiji: Ash!
Eiji: ASH!
Eiji: ASH!!!
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Shortar: I wonder if Eiji already flirted with Yut-lung.
Sing: Maybe, you shouldn't have done that.
Shortar: Oh please, what is the worst thing that can happen.
Sing: Let's hope we won't find out.
*Eiji is joining in the group*
Eiji: Guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shortar: wow, that's a lot of exclamation points.
Sing: Eiji what's wrong???
Eiji: Ash will kill yut-lung!
Sing: why?
Shortar: who cares, if ash does it he deserved it.😤
Eiji: Guys, we have to stop him!?
Shortar: Why?😕
Eiji: cause if he gets hurt trying to kill yut-lung it's on you, because you messed with my numbers, didn't you?
Shortar: Yeah, but how is that connected to Ash murdering that snake.
Eiji: I sent text meant for yut-lung to Ash.
Sing: what did you say?
Eiji: I wanted an explanation about the incident 3 days ago.
Sing: Oh shit.😱 OMFG. Shortar we have to stop him!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shortar: I'm lost. What happened 3 days ago.
Sing: Just meet me in front of yut-lung's house the fastest you can.
*Yut-lung is joining the group*
Yut-lung: Hi bitches and Eiji
*All 3, in unison*
Eiji: Yut-lung, run!
Sing: Run for your life!!!
Shortar: RIP Yut-lung, Ash is coming for you.
Yut-lung: What are you peasants talking about?😒
Sing: Ash knows, he found out about club incident.
Yut-lung: Oh. . . 😐
Shortar: You may RIP
*Everyone* = . . .
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And that was the last time they saw yut-lung. No seriously, he got so scared he moved out of the country.
~The End~
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أدب الهواة[Fanmade/unofficial 'Banana Fish' stories] Banana fish one-shots and short scenarios written by me. A lot of various scenarios and I will accept your ideas and requests. Updates won't be regularly, just when I feel like it or when you guys comment e...
