Yut-Lung's birthday surprise party chat

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*User Yut-Lung Lee has made a chat room 'Yut-Lung birthday surprise party chat'*

*User has added you to the chat room*

*user Yut-Lung Lee has left the chat*

Shorter: Did this bi$h seriously just do this?

Ash: Count me out

Sing: wow... just wow.

Ash: even Sing is speechless

Eiji: I have mixed emotions about this, mostly respect

Ash: Eiji, no. Just no.

Shorter: Although I am the soul of the party, I agree with Ash. This is one party I ain't attending.

Sing: but, shorter. Think about it this way... food, lots of food and drinks.

Shorter: hmm, tempting. Go on.

Ash: ...Shorter

Sing: FREE food and drinks.

Shorter: you got me on free food, so when are we doing this.

Eiji: really Shorter, for food...

Shorter: what can I say, i'ma slut for nachos.

Ash: Shorter, I fell my IQ dropping whenever I talk or text to you.

Shorter: So, it's too high anyway, like I'm gonna be on that party.

Sing: OMG Shorter

Ash: At least my IQ has three digits.

Eiji: what's meaning of slut

Shorter: oh, shut up smarta$$

Sing: wait Eiji, what?

Eiji: What does slut mean, I don't think I heard it before

Ash: ... It's nothing you should learn, don't google it. Shorter, you watch over you fingers while you can still move them, or I will mess them up like Arthurs.

Shorter: sorry, and you wouldn't it, you love me too much

Ash: I love Eiji and his innocence more

Sing: Shorter, he ain't joking

Eiji: Shorter, he is, don't worry. Ash would never hurt you.

Shorter: I still miss the tooth he knocked out when I woke him up once

Eiji: uh, he won't hurt you intently

Sing: if it's for Eiji, I don't doubt he would

Ash: agreed

Shorter: agree

Ash: well, I'm starving. Gonna go buy some hot-dog, bye.

Sing: I'm helping out Nadia, gotta go, by break is finished

* Sing-Song Lee has left the chat *

Eiji: Ash, no snacks before dinner, you will spoil your appetite!

Ash: Diner is Natto today, yes?

Eiji: yes

Ash: Good to know, three hot-dogs then.

Eiji: Ash don't you dare walk through those doors

*Ash Lynx has left the chat*

Eiji: he left, I'm going after him, bye Shorter

*Eiji Okumura left the chat*

Shorter: wait, what did we talk about, ugh... well, I guess since I can't remember it wasn't important

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