Call it what you will, tutelage, mentoring, teaching. For all intents and purposes, it is the same outcome. This is a teaching experience. Whereby I (forcefully) give you these often defunct and archaic words whether you desire them or not.
Maybe even some Britishisms thrown in for good measure too.
Not to mention, the words picked and shown on here, they might be useful for you to humiliate your work colleagues with in due course. Perhaps to impress them with on your drunken Christmas parties. And, should you choose to ponder over the words chosen for more than a few seconds, then relish in my madness and have fun.
Regardless mortals, it matters not to me. I have a multitude of archaic words floating around my head and rather than let them go to waste by listening to odd shark song memes, or the 'this is Sparta remix' or be stuck spying on my Brother's not so secretive monthly subscription to Pornhub, I won't give a rats arse if you aren't learning of this wondrous dialect.
Digressing from the waffle above. The word today is:
Quim
Pronounced; kwɪm
nounVULGAR SLANG • BRITISH 🇬🇧
plural noun: quims
Meaning: a woman's genitals.Wouldst thou be benefitted to know that a quim doth make a handy cock holster?
//I'm British. This word never left our vocabulary. People just find other colourful ways to be offensive when talking about ye old axe would. Or the hairy clam. Or ye mighty weeping gash.
So, when it was uttered in the Avengers movie, I laughed.
Fyi:
The correct term for that female part is called the pudendum
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HumorFilled with a whole host of English words. Archaism. Wit and humour. It's also a rant book in disguise. Aimed at understanding, ridiculing and openly chastising the constants of 'Wattpad Tomfoolery'.