Filled with a whole host of English words. Archaism. Wit and humour.
It's also a rant book in disguise. Aimed at understanding, ridiculing and openly chastising the constants of 'Wattpad Tomfoolery'.
"Yes," he said, softly and distinctly. The door closed softly behind him.
She laughed softly in response, and gently pushed away from him.
He moaned softly, "Thank you, that feels wonderful."
Wait, wait..... I see a pattern forming here.
She kissed his lips softly in return and pulled away from him. He chuckled softly and pulled her closer.
She raised her face and kissed him softly, lingering for just a moment.
He groaned softly, licked his lips. It was still snowing outside - huge flakes that laid so softly on the heavy blanket of snow on the ground.
She groaned softly in response.
Argh kill me now...
He stood and whistled softly, his gaze taking in her dress and hair appreciatively.
Do you understand my purport here? Some folks, it seems are incapable of choosing better adverbs. Therefore it's piteous in purport that some know not of the wide and varied synonyms available to perplex their partner with.
But, you've come to the right place, my unwilling students. For aside from tutoring you, I'll also have the pleasure of failing each one of you.
Any way. Come forth and listen. Grab a pew and cease your incessant bickering.
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