Filled with a whole host of English words. Archaism. Wit and humour.
It's also a rant book in disguise. Aimed at understanding, ridiculing and openly chastising the constants of 'Wattpad Tomfoolery'.
Yes it's that time of the day again. The one where you either progress to being a minion and earning a modicum of respect or, you regress to a common sewer rat , one that's summarily forced to run around human excrement. (Once I've hexed you, that is.)
Anyway, here is another word for your vocabulary. Midgardian and British too. A firm favourite of mine and I favour its use occasionally. Especially against those types of people who fall short of the mark. (A few sandwiches short of a picnic). (A few fries short of a happy meal).
Perfect for use against the ones who invoke my wrath. And then the inevitable higher raise of my cynical eyebrow.
In fact, I've come to accept it from some. Stupidity and arrogance. Hence why my eyebrow is permanently raised in suspended animation. Honestly, I've tried to lower my brow to lessen my cynicism but I simply can't anymore. I've witnessed such tomfoolery that I'm afraid my internal monologue is going to break also.
The word is; Twat
This word is widely used as a derogatory epithet, referring to a person considered obnoxious and/or stupid. For your information; It is also used informally as a verb to mean "to hit"
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Twat is also used as vulgar slang for the vulva or female genitals in general.
