Hero [Ironstrange]

17 - Area 51

Tony

"Did you ask your Mom for the tickets to Nevada?" I ask as we approach the school. Stephen slips his phone into his pocket and sighs.

"Tried, she got mad." he groans.

"But how are we going to go to Area 51?" I pout, trying to cry to make it more dramatic because I'm an extra bitch. "I wanted to meet Elon Musk and help him find the catgirls." WHY CAN'T I CRY GODDAMMIT.

"I know, I wanted to help the Naruto runners get in to see anime girls." Stephen sighs, grabbing his backpack. "You have to sit with us at lunch today."

"Pfft, if Thor and Bruce let me," I smirk. "They were talking shit about your table yesterday."

"Those bitches always do," Stephen rolls his eyes. "At least we actually know our society's culture." We get off at school, and I attempt to stay with Stephen, but he is quickly picked up by some of his friends, leaving me walking alone. I smile as he struggles and argues with them. I overhear bits of conversation, like, 'hey wizard, I bought some gamer girl bath water yesterday', and 'ew, Clint what is wrong with you'.

I suddenly feel an arm around my shoulder. I'm so shook I almost scream, but thankfully I don't because I would look more like a loser in this social hierarchy.

"Hey, new kid." I recognize the voice and turn to see Rhodey next to me. "I owe you, some of those idiots tried to talk to me, and you gave me an excuse to leave them." Rhodey points to an older kid with wavy black hair. I could tell the guy was childish and loud just by looking at him and his giant dopey smile. He lets go of me when he notices they aren't looking anymore. "Scott thinks I'm cool," he pauses for a second. "I mean he isn't wrong."

"James, why are you tormenting this kid, he did nothing wrong." I hear another voice from the other side of me and focus my attention there.

"Shut up, Pepper, Tony can take it," Rhodey smirks. "Besides, I can always tell Ms. Rambeau that you're bullying me. Then you'll have to drop out of the whole class president shit and Carol Danvers will win because she's Rambeau's favorite."

"Bitch." Pepper snarls, crossing her arms. She immediately covered her mouth after that, realizing what she said. "Fuck you better not-" I start snickering a little, but stop when Pepper shoots me a glare. What? She's scary.

"Wow, two in a row. Rogers is gonna be on your back for that." Rhodey chuckles.

"Wait? Steve Rogers?" I intervene, confused.

"Hahaha, yeah, he's the guy that washes everyone's mouth after they curse." Pepper smiles. "He should run for president, but no one would really take him seriously."

"Yeah, the dude's so tiny." Rhodey laughs. "But, his boyfriend is supermodel levels of gorgeous, which confuses me."

"Ughh, James #2," Pepper sighs. "He'd be my type if I was straight."

"Why are all the leadership kids lesbians?" Rhodey crosses his arms and looks at Pepper jokingly.

"Ha, including Thor," I chime in, enjoying this strange conversation. Weren't these two people arguing a few seconds ago? Both Rhodey and Pepper start hysterically laughing.

"No...stop...that's not..very...nice." Pepper says between giggles, getting a hold of her laughter. "Though he would be totally fine with being called a lesbian, though, to be honest."

"What about his brother?" Rhodey grins.

"What, Loki?" I snicker. "He's a total emo next to his sunshine brother. Thor's all 'uwu' and Loki's more of a 'òwó' with thicc angry eyebrows."

"Wait, actually, how much James Charles does that boy watch because his eyebrows are always on fleek." Pepper realizes.

"His hair too!" I gasp.

"Sister shook," Rhodey replies, desperately trying not to laugh. I start laughing with him, while Pepper rolls her eyes, letting out a few chuckles herself.

We head into the building and I split apart from them, heading to my locker. I put my stuff away and am about to close it when I notice a sticky note stuck to the door.

'Sam's mom is in the Air Force so she might let us into Area 51 ~ Stephen (the one you live with)

(P. S. Don't leave your locker combo lying around, dingus.')

I smile and close the locker. 'The one you live with', how stupid does he think I am? I legit told him I was his soulmate more than once last night and he still doesn't know who his soulmate is. I walk into Mr. Parker's room and rush to my seat.

"Yo, Tony." I take a seat next to Rhodey, behind Pepper.

"Hey, doucebag #2." Pepper grins. "I mean, hello valued peer, Mr. Stark." she corrects herself, realizing that people could overhear and not vote for her. I smirk and cross my arms.

"How do you guys think about heading to Area 51?"
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A/N: I'm headed to Nevada for the Area 51 breach. I'll be with pewdiepie and the rest of the Minecraft squad. Anyone else coming?