Ikemen Sengoku Moments

Modern Day Driving Headcanons

Nobunaga:

- Drives a monster truck
- Windows rolled down, pop music full blast
- keeps his girlfriend's stuffed bear in the passenger seat
- glares at anyone who stares at him for too long
- always runs the orange lights
- gets gas last minute
- intimidates the police officers
- scares Hideyoshi to death with his driving skills
- always forgets to bring his driver's license with him
SECRET: stash of candy under the driver's seat.

Hideyoshi:

- Drives an SUV
- has driving safety bumper stickers all over it (buckle up and save lives!!)
- exact speed limit at all times
- never late
- does all the grocery shopping in the castle
- honks at anyone who is not displaying proper turn signals
- slows down at orange lights
- Pet Peeve: pedestrians who don't cross on crosswalks
- plays CNN on the radio
- SECRET: texts in traffic jams (gasps Hideyoshi)

Ieyasu:

- Drives a 2 person Lexus
- Always has air conditioner on full blast
- drives on in silence
- windows always rolled up, no eye contact with anyone
- Pet Peeve: chatty passengers
- keeps a supply of spicy snacks in the backseat
- never uses the turn signal
- glares at the sun for being too bright
- gets a car wash every weekend
SECRET: when nobody's watching, he'll sing karaoke love ballads (nobody's ever caught him in the act)

Masamune:

- drives a jeep (adventure is around every corner!)
- drives AT LEAST 10 miles above the speed limit
- has gotten caught 100+ and Hideyoshi pays his fees
- plays rock and roll on the radio
- occassionally winks at cute girls
- Hideyoshi NEVER rides with him
- Favorite destination: the gym
- is always fashionably late everywhere he goes
Pet Peeve: people that drive exact speed limit
SECRET: brings a rubber ducky with him for good luck

Mitsuhide:

- shady black car
- never late
- never runs out of gas (HOW does he do it??)
- likes to drive super slowly and blocks other cars for entertainment
- definitely not a perfect driver, but has never been caught before
- plays annoying songs on repeat to annoy his passengers (cough cough Hideyoshi) also this is how he gained Ieyasu's respect) "and... the duck walked up to the lemonade stand..."
- Pet Peeve: people that outsmart his manuevers
- He disappears after dark... where does he go?!
- has a soft side once MC is in the car
- SECRET: sings really badly and won't admit it because the others will totally blackmail him

Mitsunari:
- Poor kid really can't drive (JK he's an amateur)
- messiest car on earth
- books EVERYWHERE
- where is my phone?
- completely relies on GPS (and still gets lost)
- plays Mexican music (has no idea what the words mean and doesn't know how to change the station, sometimes uses Google translate)
- runs out of gas like every 2 minutes
- calls people to tell them that he is going to be late 30 minutes before it actually happens (actually he's rarely late, Hideyoshi mothered him well)
Pet Peeve: passengers who don't talk (aka Ieyasu)
Secret: likes to sit in the car and read MC's fashion magazines when she isn't looking

Kenshin:

- drives a race car
- really REALLY aggressive driver
- gets pissed at everything (F you cross faster you lame pedestrians)
- plays depressing music (hello darkness my old friend...)
- Looks really cool while driving... all the ladies luv Kenken
- Most frequent destination: the pet store
- keeps stuffed rabbits in the backseat
- Keeps getting pranked by Shingen (changed his liscence plate # to "I'm single and I know it")
- Drinks and drives but never gets caught because the alcohol in his system magically disappears
- SECRET: may or may not keep his pet sword under his dashboard for "just in case"

Shingen:

- drives a sports car like duh
- wears sunglasses while driving (cause its smart and sexy)
- keeps a supply of gum to offer to passengers
- flirts with no shame to whoever is driving next to him (once it was a 78 year old man)
- listens to cheesy love stories while driving
- always forgets to get gas
- keeps a picture of MC in the car compartment
- never forgets his wallet ("how else would a pay for ladies drinks?")
- SECRET: is really scared of getting caught by the police... they may find his "dirty material"

Yukimura:

- drives a minivan
- does all the grocery shopping (Hideyoshi now has his complete respect)
- brings his little doggy with him everywhere
- plays soap operas (and actually sings along... he sounds quite good)
- keeps supply of chestnut dumplings (even though MC repeatedly tells him to get her mochi)
- Follows the ice-cream truck
- Pet Peeve: he doesn't know how to get gas by himself and envies all with the talent
- Starts sweating whenever a girl looks at him and sprays himself with water to prevent him from passing out
- likes to dress his doggy so that they're matching (you don't have style, dummy!)
- SECRET: his dog gets gas for him

Sasuke:

- drives a limo cause he's rich boi
- "oh look that car just ran the red light. YEET!"
- listens to really punny comedy (ya see wat I did there?)
- likes to go to the grocery store with Yuki (on his OWN FREE WILL)
- Likes to feed squirrels at the park
- has a private TV in the backseat
- tried to teach Yuki how to get gas, but failed miserably
- got a 105% on the driving test (did the extra credit by donating money to the safety committee
- believes the secret to being a successful driver is to use smoke bombs and ground spikes to distract the police while making your getaway
- SECRET: ate all of Kenshin's pickled plums and is currently pretending to find the culprit