Ikemen Sengoku Moments

Real World Problems (Modern day AU)

Yayyyyyyyy!!! I've decided to update!! :))

Here you go! Enjoy :))

#1. Cooking

Nobunaga: (drives up to Mcdonald's) Hi, I would like to order a 12 triple cheeseburgers with 12 large fries, 50 piece chicken nuggets, and 5 happy meals. (pause) Oh yeah, and 5 liters of Diet Coke.

Nobunaga, 15 seconds later: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS TAKING SO LONG?!

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Masamune: Yass!!! Ieyasu, be a dear and hand me my apron.

Masamune: No Ieyasu, the KISS THE COOK APRON!! Not the one with Gordon Ramsay's face on it!!

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Hideyoshi: I've got this. How can I be entrusted with My Lord's life if I can't even properly feed him with my own hands?!

Also Hideyoshi: "This recipe calls for 2 cups of milk. Does this refer to the mug, the teacup, or the gallon jug? Ah. Of course. The gallon jug it is, then."

Later: An unknown plague has spread through the house like wildfire. What is it? Where did it come from? Nobody knows.

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Mitsuhide: Easy. A can of sardines, a tub of ice-cream, a sprinkle of pepper, a flourish of pickle (XD), a splash of fruit punch, a dash of parmesan cheese, and a couple of leftover apple slices. Time to blend!!!

Everyone: Takes a step back

Mitsuhide: I was told that anything tastes good with parmesan cheese.

Mitsuhide: Sluuuuuuuuuurp

MC: I'll make a run for takeout. Pizza it is?

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Ieyasu: Here you go. We've got Pop Tarts, Cereal, and Instant Oatmeal. Choose whichever. I don't care.

Mitsunari: FRUIT LOOPS!! Ieyasu, you are truly a talented cook!!

Ieyasu, sprinkling chili pepper onto his Pop Tart: Don't be ridiculous.

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Mitsunari: Tea, anyone? Tea?

Everyone: Screaming and running away

Mitsunari, more frantically: Tea? Tea? Tea?

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Kenshin: I'll make sushi.

Kenshin, madly chopping raw fish with his sword: Dinner is served.

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Shingen: Hey guys! Let's have some candy!!!

(Children cheering in the background)

Yukimura: No. Just no.

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Yukimura, casually strolling into Walmart: Buys a rotisserie chicken, a tub of mashed potatoes, a tub of mac and cheese, and a couple of salads from the deli