Ikemen Sengoku Moments

When the Outbreak...

Hey Guys! I know you guys are stuck at home, trying to survive the virus and boredom (don't we all) and I'm sorry that I haven't been updating as much :(. No reason, just being a couch potato. Anyway, I hope you guys stay safe, long live the humans, and let's get into the story :)

So, in this "episode?", the author has asked the warlords and MC to give us all some tips to survive the outbreak. Enjoy! Don't Die!

1. Wash your hands, like, every time you touch or see something. (Hideyoshi)

2. Minimize your time at the supermarkets by planning ahead and getting LOADS of groceries in one go. (Also Hideyoshi)

3. Stock up on toilet paper, pasta/(INSTANT RAMEN), and video games (because you don't want to die from boredom. (Masamune)

4. SOCIAL DISTANCING! (Isn't staying at home playing video games, watching Netflix, or reading better anyway? Besides, every time your mom starts nagging you to "be more productive", you can scream, SOCIAL DISTANCING!) (Yukimura, tired of Shingen's flirting techniques)

5. If anyone gets close enough to spread their germs on you, you can always scream, I WILL KILL YOU! It works really well. If you're the violent type, put on a mask and shish-kabob them with your sword, and if your'e not, then pretend to cough. (Kenshin, trying to be helpful)

6. If there are too many people in the building you are in, you can always hide: a) on the roof b) in the ceiling c) underground or d) in the bathroom. (Sasuke, secretly flexing his ability to hide in the ceiling)

7. If you get depression because people won't leave you alone, pretend to get corona virus. (Ieyasu, after Masamune steals his hair gel for the third time this week)

8. If you get lonely, try messaging your close friends and distant family. (Mitsunari, trying to keep Ieyasu company during his "quarantine." Meanwhile, Ieyasu is attempting to ignore 1,598 new phone notifications.)

9. Now is the time to try online dating, just for the fun of it. (Shingen, winking)

10. Build a mega-stash of candy so that if you get corona virus, you won't be hungry. (Nobunaga, thinking that 50 hi-chews a day is totally reasonable.)

11. Buy as much toothpaste as you can! (Hideyoshi, again)

12. You are on your own. (Mitsuhide, and unfortunately, he is absolutely right)

13. If you don't live with 12 hot guys to keep you company, that is what the internet is for. (MC, browsing the internet with 12 hot guys)

14. If you live in the forest, it is very hard to get corona virus. (Kennyo)

15. If you are cute and huggable, maybe the corona virus will leave you alone. (Ranmaru)

Well, that's it guys! Some of these are actually helpful, but most of this was just for laughs. Stay safe guys! See you guys soon! (Hopefully :|)