Ikemen Sengoku Moments

A Night in Echigo

"Aaaaaahhhhh!!!" MC screamed, sprinting towards her two best friends at top speed. Sasuke and Yukimura looked on in complete shock as she pointed frantically towards the source of her distress. It took them three seconds to finally come to their senses. Sasuke gave Yuki an incredibly awkward nudge. "Oh right. Umm, okay, I guess I'll save you, boar woman," Yuki finally replied. Usually, under any other circumstances, MC would totally NOT be okay with that,  except Yuki was trembling like a leaf; sword drawn and eyes shut tight. "You know what? Let's just be sensible people and ask Lord Kenshin for help," said MC. She really didn't need to see Yuki pass out from fear. So, without further ado, the trio barged into Kenshin's room just down the hall, just in time to see him in his bunny pajamas. "Oh nonononono NO!!!!" MC screamed. "We're gonna die!!!" Right on cue, Kenshin drew his sword and barrelled after them screaming stuff like," You guys are so DEAD!!" Of course, all four of them came barging in Lord Shingen's room, panting and screaming while Shingen did his evening meditation. Well, in Shingen's terms, "meditation" meant eating sweets that Yuki forbade him to eat. "Shingen, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THESE?!" Cue the screaming Yuki. "Umm..." Cue the guilty Shingen.
"OKAY ENOUGH!! Everyone quiet! Shingen, we need you to kill a spider we found in the bathroom." MC huffed, incredibly annoyed. Shingen sighed. "Guys, why do we do this EVERY SINGLE WEEK?" The three of them just looked at each other. "First there was a monster in Kenshin's closet, then Sasuke got chased by a butterfly, and just last week, Yuki's boxers went missing!" "LORD SHINGEN!! That was top secret information!" groaned Yuki. "If that information reaches the Oda forces, it could prove potentially fatal for my reputation!" "I'll have to agree with Yuki. Monsters are not something to take lightly.  Mine was brown, extremely annoying, and had a knack for flirting," said Kenshin solemnly. MC did a double take. "Wait, Shingen, were you hiding in Kenshin's closet?" Shingen laughed. "MC, if I was hiding in his closet, then he would have described it as extremely handsome." "Oh. That makes sense." said MC. Yuki and Sasuke looked at each other. "Wait... MC..." Sasuke started. "Were you implying that you think Lord Shingen is extremely handsome?" asked Yuki. MC pretended not to hear. "Alright, Shingen, can you kill it already?" In the end, the spider got killed, Yuki finally found his boxers, and Kenshin was sure that the brown, handsome, and incredibly flirty monster was NOT in his closet. The End.