Ikemen Sengoku Moments

Hedgehog moments

This is the top 10 times Ieyasu had to deal with his short (and grumpy) nature. Enjoy and comment (I love reading those) 🙃

#1. Sitting behind Masamune during war council
Mitsuhide be like: Ieyasu, would you like to sit in front of Mitsunari so you can bask in ALL of Lord Nobunaga's true glory instead of just the top of his awe-inspiring head?
Ieyasu: glaring daggers
Masamune: barely contains a snort
Mitsunari: Well, of course Lord Ieyasu can come! We are great frien----
MC: Gagging
Hideyoshi: ... Mitsuhide was that sarcasm? You know perfectly well that Lord Nobunaga's head is the most valuable item in all of Japan...oh wait that came out wrong. And MC, Lord Nobunaga is way too good for you!

#2: Being the hero
Skip forward to the part where Ieyasu threatens Kenshin to let MC go or else
Kenshin: I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake. Oh wait, no that was the purple dude. I feel as though I'm being threatened by a minicactus.
MC: concerned and making memes at the same time
Also MC: impending death and Wii music

#3: The library
1. Find the book (for some reason they are always on the top shelf)
2. Lock all the doors
3. Cover the window
4. Use Sasuke's ninja knowledge to scale the bookshelf without falling
5. Get out casually like it's no problem
6. Fume as Mitsunari comes in and reaches his book with no problem

#4: Modern day jean shopping
You get the idea lol
MC: takes them home and cuffs them 4 inches
* Realises the womens section M was the perfect size
Does not tell him where she finally got the right size

#5: Doctor
Hideyoshi: I got a cut on my forehead. Could you patch it up for me?
Ieyasu: awkwardly gets out a stepping stool he hid behind his desk
Masamune howling in the next room

#6 Zombie apocalypse
Masamune: slicing heads
Nobunaga: slitting throats
Mitsunari: shooting brains
Mitsuhide: stabbing backs
Hideyoshi: Protect Nobunaga super tornado
Ieyasu: slicing knees

#7: Bodyguard
Nobunaga: Ieyasu, I'm assigning you to be MC's bodyguard.
Ieyasu (irritated): Why?
Nobunaga's excuse: Because you've been a hostage before so you'll know what she's going through.
(What he really meant): You'll have the best idea of where she'll hide and you'll be the only one small enough to get her out.
Mitsuhide: snickers
Fast forward a week later: MC crawling through a secret tunnel
Ieyasu(thinking): Holy crap he's wise

#8: Hair gel
* specifically used to make hair spiky and upright and gives off the impression of being two inches taller than you actually are
"It's expected that you show up with neat hair" - Ieyasu to Mitsunari, while rocking the porcupine look

#9 When the guests show up
Things they notice:
1. The squad is fashionably late
2. Nobunaga in all his devilish splendor (Mitsuhide's words)
3. Hideyoshi leading a parade of soldiers behind him
4. Nobunaga using Ieyasu's head as an armrest

#10: Discussion
Nobunaga: we need a way to confirm that Kenshin is alive.
Ieyasu: we could send spies to--
Hideyoshi (dramatically): but how?
Ieyasu: We could send spies to--
Mitsuhide: my men have been trying to find the solution to that problem for weeks
Ieyasu: like I said, we could send spies to --
Mitsunari: Tea, anyone?
Hideyoshi: oh, no no no you don't!
Mitsunari: *spills the tea
Ieyasu: Back to what we were saying, we could--
Masamune: Guys I've got it! We could send spies to Echigo!
Nobunaga: ... that's not a bad idea.
Ieyasu: (sighs)
Hideyoshi: Oh sorry Ieyasu, did you say something?
Mitsuhide: Come on Ieyasu, look alive.
Ieyasu: 😡

Hiii guys! Lol I'm such a shortie (hope you relate) so I just wanted to express #shortproblems and combine it with grumpy hedgehog. See you guys!