Ikemen Sengoku Moments

Christmas Special 2

This is a separate story!! I'm not a huge fan of doing part 2 and 3 stuff cause I have the tendency to start and finish stuff on the same day (if I wait I will never have the motivation to keep going) anyway enjoy and sorry that it is technically late 😴

Thursday, Dec. 26 the day after Christmas:

MC was just visiting, but immediately she could tell something up. After she checked her ceiling for traps, peered across all of the hallways for violent warlords trying to engage in combat (cough cough Kenshin), and avoided all cringy flirting tactics and wild boar insults coming her way, she headed to the kitchen for breakfast --- hopefully with NO distractions. Unfortunately, when she got there, there was a pretty big distraction on the spot.
      "Shingen why are you so heavy?" Yukimura groaned. "How did you even get in there?" Kenshin grunted in agreement. "I am gonna kill you when we finish saving your butt, I will beat you with my magical light sword thingy that inspires awe by my enemies!" Kenshin looked mildly pleased by the prospect. "Correction Kenshin, it is a lightsaber, and you are not supposed to kill people with it," MC replied. Yukimura sighed. "For once I actually agree with Kenshin. I would love to swing that thing at his nonexistent brain right now." After a few minutes, he finally came out, groaning and faceplanting, courtesy of Kenshin. He looked at MC with one eye open and pine needles sticking everywhere. "Are you an angel? Because"----- MC rolled her eyes. "We've all been over this. Also, you look terrible right now, so I would clean up if I were you. I would suggest Yukimura, but as you can tell, he has no charm and he would most likely make you look worse, so Kenshin can do the honors." "Hey, I have natural charm!"Yukimura protested. "I will kill him for this!" Kenshin threatened. "Please Kenshin, you're the only person I know that actually bothers to brush their hair in this castle," MC begged. "And besides, you can watch him wriggle in pain while you pull the pine needles out of his back." Kenshin groaned. "Fine." Sasuke suddenly appeared out of the ceiling. "Kenshin, I have a favor. Let me take as many pictures as I like for the next five minutes." "Permission granted." Kenshin deadpanned. And that's how the Azuchi warlords received a postcard with Shingen stuck in a tree with pine needles in his hair from an "anonymous sender."

1 week later: Kenshin ambushing Shingen with a lightsaber: sent.

2 weeks later: Kenshin ambushing Shingen in his underwear: sent.

3 weeks later: Kenshin ambushing Shingen with a massive cloud of bunnies: sent.

"Man, these just get better and better," Masamune mused. Mitsunari agreed. "This is even better than reading Percy Jackson, and that is saying something." "Witchcraft," muttered Ieyasu. "I know it when I see it." Hideyoshi sighed. "Guys, it could be a trap. What if they're sending these to threaten Lord Nobunaga with the strength of Lord Kenshin's ambushing skills?" Nobunaga smirked. "Nah. We made up with them ages ago. But man, these are entertaining. They all seem to have one plot though..." Mitsuhide smiled. "Maybe we should send some of our own..."

1 week later: Ieyasu tackling Mitsunari with a Harry Potter book (read this!): sent.

2 weeks later: Hideyoshi going grocery shopping while Nobunaga eats candy: sent.

3 weeks later: Mitsuhide picking Hideyoshi up bridal style: sent.

Yukimura: Hey! They copied us!

Hope you enjoyed! OMG GUYS WE ARE AT 3K VIEWERS 😘😘😘 and I just wanted to thank all of you, especially my voters and commenters :) Also, this is truly a bruh moment for me so yeah XD