Ikemen Sengoku Moments

MC ignores Kenshin & drawings (part 1)

Thank you guys so much for your patience and support! uwu
This story is a reader's request (cause ya know I luv you guys), and also I've finished two of my warlord drawings :) Yuki and Nobu
Without further ado, enjoy the story!

This was a hard one. MC stared down at the piece of paper that she was given. Before that, Sasuke had dared MC to ignore one warlord per day, not talking, acknowledging, or interacting with them in any way, shape, or form. It was chosen through a drawing, and of course, none of them knew anything about it (aside from Sasuke). And even worse, MC had to stay in the residence of the warlord she was trying to avoid. 

And why was this fateful punishment given? Because MC had accidentally stumbled into the grand croc collection of our favorite ninja and clumsily toppled half of the display. And who did she have to avoid today? K E N S H I N. Ya know, she was really hoping to start easy today. Preferably Ieyasu or Mitsunari. Not the God of War. Anyway, here was an account of her day.

8:00 I wake up. I really wish I could sleep in later, but the maids will come by to drop off breakfast anyway. So far so good. 

8:00- 8:30 I eat as slowly as possible, trying to delay going outside for as long as I can.

8:30 I suddenly really, REALLY, need to go to the bathroom.

8:30 I donn a maid costume and sneak out, peering around every single corner for a blond guy with anger issues and a star wars lightsaber. 

8:35 I use the bathroom in peace.

8:35 I creep out of the bathroom, using ninja tactics, but am quickly caught by Shingen, who flirts shamelessly to no end. 

8:40 Shingen was been flirting for 5 minutes straight, using every single pickup line I know of. I hastily make a getaway when I see the tip of a lightsaber.

8:40 Shingen says bye using my NAME right as Kenshin arrives. I duck down a corridor, hiding behind a potted plant.

9:00 This is ridiculous. I have been hiding behind this potted plant for 20 MINUTES because Kenshin has been patrolling the hallway and threatening everyone at saber-point. 

9:05 Finally, something catches his attention and he goes to threaten another part of the building. I mean, I though Hideyoshi was bad, but this guy's even worse. Hideyoshi only patrols to yell at people who are running and frolicking (and to give them parenting advice.) Kenshin patrols to stick pointy objects at people nearby. 

9:05 I make my way to the seamstresses, where I can FINALLY get some work done.

11:00 I ask one of my co-workers to grab me a quick snack. I would usually go myself, but today I am swimming in Kenshin-infested waters.

11:30. I have finally finished repairing some clothes, so I go off to deliver them. I keep my maid disguise. 

11:45 I reach Shingen first, so I can make the "Oh sorry, I'm busy" excuse as soon as the flirting gets out of hand. 

11:50 Sadly, the excuse does not work. He tags along, flirting the whole time. Waaaay to make my presence known.

11:55 I get to Yukimura next. Hopefully to convince his lord to leave me alone. Also, to steal some candy while he's distracted. He takes Shingen's candy, but he's awful at hiding it. (He should take parenting classes from Hideyoshi.)

12:00 I make a few more deliveries before I get to Sasuke. He ordered some improvements to his ninja costume. Personally, I have no idea why he needs aloe vera socks and bunny slippers. He claims that it's to blend in. (If you don't get it, read Sengoku Q&A)

12:05 I head back to my room. I tell the maids to grab me some light lunch. Yukimura and Sasuke accompany me halfway through. Sasuke is still admiring his bunny slippers. Says he still prefers crocs though. 

12:30 We head over to Sasuke's ninja hoard, where we get the brilliant idea of throwing a croc fashion show. Yukimura is the model. He seems to have trouble walking.

1:00 I go into town to get some more supplies for my job. Yoshimoto tags along, cause he has good eye for fabrics and colors. 

2:30 I finish my shopping and I decide to pick up a snack at the teahouse. I get mochi (cause who doesn't like mochi?)

2:45 Guess who I run into? Some crazy dude holding a lightsaber. Time to run.

3:00 Oops, he saw me. How do you ignore a guy holding a lightsaber at you and act like you didn't see him?

3:10 I stare straight through him, and attempt to walk home while ignoring the fact that there is a lightsaber poking me in the ribs every 5 seconds or so.

3:20 Finally, the crowd becomes thick enough to lose him. I run back to the castle and unpack the fabrics and proceed to hiding out in my room until dinner.

6:00 As soon as I open the door, I am cornered by the massive bunny army. I make the wise decision to close the door. 

6:10 I use my newfound ninja skills to hop out the window and reenter the castle through the backside. 

6:20 I hide out in Sasuke's ninja hoard. He comes back later and grabs me some food (out of pity).

7:00 I almost forget about the fact that there is a massive bunny army outside my door. On second thought, I'd rather spend a night in Sasuke's croc collection.

7:30 I have been spotted. By Shingen, Yukimura, Yoshimoto,(or course Sasuke), and Kenshin, unfortunately. They proceed to watch Kenshin attempt to ambush me with a mixture of horror and amusement written on their faces. Yukimura looks glad that it's not him being ambushed for once. Shingen is sweat-dropping.

8:00 I despairingly use a smoke bomb, and run away heroically.

8:15 I say hello to my good friend the potted plant. I have a feeling I'll be here for a while.

10:00 When I said I had a feeling that I would be here for a while, I did not mean 2 HOURS. Somehow, he is still out there, waiting for a lightsaber rematch. 

10:30. It's finally quiet, and I make my way back to my room. 

11:00 Time for some much needed sleep.