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IEYASU's HATE LIST AND HOW HE PLANS TO AVENGE HIMSELF:
1. Mitsunari- said something stupid; SOLUTION: say something insulting
2. Mitsunari- Did not get insulted by the insult; SOLUTION: say another insult
3. Mitsunari- Was not insulted by the second insult; SOLUTION: stay far away from him
4. Mitsunari- Will not leave me alone; SOLUTION: Accompany MC into town
5. MC- was overly cute and charming; SOLUTION: Tell her she is ugly and annoying
6. Me- for making MC sad; SOLUTION: Wallow in your self-loathing before bed
7. Masamune- for barging in without asking; SOLUTION: Dump hot pepper flakes on all the food
8. Mitsuhide- for pretending to be a traitor; SOLUTION: Constantly remind Hideyoshi to torment him with love
9. Nobunaga- for using my head as a armrest; SOLUTION: Grow taller
10. Mitsunari- for spilling tea on me; SOLUTION: Hide behind Hideyoshi in the future
11. Hideyoshi- for caring for my well being; SOLUTION: Grumble about everything
12. Masamune- for telling me to be happier; SOLUTION: Be as grumpy as possible
13. Masamune- for threatening to eat Wasabi; SOLUTION: Make a sign that says Ieyasu's emergency meal ONLY
14. Kenshin- for being the enemy and for kidnapping my girlfriend; SOLUTION: Kill him and send death glares
15. Shingen- for being the enemy; SOLUTION: Kill him
16. Yukimura- for being the enemy; SOLUTION: Kill him
17. Sasuke- for being the enemy, spying on us, stealing my papers, taking photos without my permission, making strange noises upon meeting, and wearing hideous shoes; SOLUTION: Catch him, kill him, and raid his croc collection
18. MC- for being friends with Sasuke; SOLUTION: Keep close eye on her and act pouty whenever she brings it up
19. Everyone- for making me feel short; SOLUTION: Glare at everyone
20. Everyone- for making fun of my for being grumpy and depressing; SOLUTION: wear yellow at all times
21. Mitsunari- for reading too many books; SOLUTION: Steal his cat
22. Nobunaga- for asking me to help on his konpeito raid; SOLUTION: R-U-N
23. MC- for sucking at archery practice; SOLUTION: Tell her that she is weak and useless so I can protect her
24. Masamune- for stealing my hair products; SOLUTION: Label all of them HOT PEPPER FLAKES
25. Hideyoshi- for worrying too much; SOLUTION: Tell him to check on Mitsuhide
26. My soldiers- for being too smelly; SOLUTION: Tell them all to take a shower
27. Kenshin- for visiting MC; SOLUTION: Pretend he's not there and glare at the spot where he is supposedly sitting
28. Ranmaru- for acting cute; SOLUTION: Glare at him because he is NOT CUTE
29. Ranmaru- for being cute; SOLUTION: Glare at him because he is cute
30. Kennyo- for putting us all in danger and being more depressing than I am; SOLUTION: Kill him and steal his cats
31. Imagawa- for torturing me and making me fall in love with MC; SOLUTION: Hand them over to Mitsuhide and grudgingly let them go because MC likes forgiving guys
32. Everyone- for being too happy; SOLUTION: Refuse to go to the party
33. Everyone- for dragging me to the party; SOLUTION: Act grumpy at the party
34. MC- for making me smile at the terrible party; SOLUTION: Tickle her until she dies (of laughter)
35. Mitsuhide- for forcing me to drink; SOLUTION: Pretend to be drunk and dump it all on his face
36. Masamune- for getting drunk and falling on me; SOLUTION: Scream bloody murder
37. Everyone- for laughing at me and Masamune; SOLUTION: Be grumpy
38. Mitsunari- because the cat likes him better than me; SOLUTION: Get another cat and glare at Mitsunari
39. Mitsunari- for stupidly walking into a pillar and apologizing to it; SOLUTION: Insult him and walk away
40. Mitsunari- for sticking to me like glue and deflecting all of my insults; SOLUTION: R-U-N
41. MC- for suggesting to get to know Mitsunari better; SOLUTION: make THAT face
42.Hideyoshi- for telling me to feed Mitsunari; Solution: Pass the job on to Masamune
43. MC- for patting my head and messing up my neat hair; SOLUTION: Grumble and let her keep doing it
44. Nobunaga- for being bossy; SOLUTION: Do what he asks
45. Me- for being grumpy and sarcastic; SOLUTION: Be even more grumpy and sarcastic
46. Masamune- for not putting hot pepper flakes on my food; SOLUTION: Dump all of the hot pepper flakes on my food while he watches in disgust
47. MC- for accidentally eating my food; SOLUTION: Laugh at her for her weak stomach
48. The thunderstorm- for scaring MC; SOLUTION: Grumble about her clinginess and attempt to hug her (attempt)
49. Mitsunari- for bothering me and being cheerful; SOLUTION: Use grumpiness to diffuse the happiness and ignore him
50. Mitsuhide- for laughing at me while I'm dragging Mitsunari around; SOLUTION: put Mitsunari in his care
~ and now you know!~
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