Ikemen Sengoku Moments

Friendship Circle

Kenshin: For the last time, why are we here?
Sasuke: You said the exact same thing 30 seconds ago.
Sasuke: I said that I needed to prove my scientific hypothesis that by uniting the warlords blah blah blah... peaceful world...better for the common good...
Yukimura: groans
Nobunaga: So, is my lucky charm here yet?
Sasuke: Estimated arrival - 5 seconds.
* Everyone sits up straight
MC: *stares in shock
MC: (hesitantly) Hi everyone... What are you doing?
Sasuke: MC, take a seat.
*All the warlords scream at MC to sit next to them
MC: Um... bye. *Runs away
Masamune: (grins) Oh, fun. *drags MC back into the room
Sasuke: No actually, it's okay, you can just observe their progress.
Sasuke: Okay, listen up. We will be breaking into two groups. (Starts numbering off the warlords)
Hideyoshi: Yay, I'm in the same group as Lord Nobunaga! (Genuine excitement)
Ieyasu: *breathes a sigh of relief when Mitsunari is put in the other group
Mitsuhide: (Has perfect poker face on)
Sasuke: Okay. So the warlords in group one are: Nobunaga, Hideyoshi, Mitsunari, Yukimura, Yoshimoto, Motonari and me. Group two is Masamune, Ieyasu, Mitsuhide, Kenshin, Shingen, Kennyo, and Ranmaru. Alrighty, MC can do the honors.
MC: (utter confusion)
Sasuke: (whispers): Put them in order: one, two, one, two. Make it as uncomfortable as you'd like.
MC: (smirks)
Warlords: (utter doom)
MC: *Brightens "Okay... I choose..."
Warlords lean forward in despair
MC: To be continued...
Nobunaga: Girls are even more evil creatures than Satan.
Mitsuhide: Agreed.
Shingen: *looks utterly troubled
MC: (angelic smile) Just kidding! Okay. Here we go. Nobunaga, Mitsuhide, Hideyoshi, Masamune, Ieyasu, Mitsunari, Kenshin, Shingen, Yoshimoto, Yukimura, Sasuke, Motonari, Ranmaru, and Kennyo.
Sasuke: Alright everyone, sit in a circle.
Kennyo: *begging MC for forgiveness
Kenshin: (hello darkness my old friend)
Ieyasu: *about to break down in tears
Hideyoshi: Even if cruel fate keeps us apart, I will always serve you, Lord Nobunaga! *shouts to the heavens
MC: Everybody calm down. It isn't that bad... yet.
Sasuke: When I say go, everyone has to compliment the person on the right. We'll start with Nobunaga.
Nobunaga: *stares at Mitsuhide for five minutes
Nobunaga: I appreciate the fact that you haven't betrayed me yet.
Mitsuhide: Gee thanks, I'm just shivering with emotion. (Does a double take when he sees who he has to compliment) *smile fades
Mitsuhide: Hideyoshi, I wish you were my mother.
MC: Mitsuhide, that's so sweet of you!
Hideyoshi: You know, it's never too late to start...
*Mitsuhide has instant life regret
Hideyoshi: Masamune, you... HID NOBUNAGA'S CANDY FROM ME?!
Masamune: *smirks "you forgot to say 'lord' Nobunaga."
Hideyoshi: *clamps hand over mouth
MC: *sighs
Masamune: (looks Ieyasu over three times) You know, MC, you gave me a real hard one.
Mitsunari: That's not true! I can find lots of things to say to Lord Ieyasu.
Ieyasu: *shoots irratated look
Masamune: If Ieyasu smiled more often, he wouldn't be bad looking.
Ieyasu; *shoots irratated glare
Masamune: Problem is, he never smiles. Like now.
Ieyasu: (Makes silent prayer) Heaven is going on my list.
Ieyasu: I... appreciate... Mitsunari's... brains. (Realizes that he is hyperventilating)
Mitsunari: (sweetly) Thank you!
Mitsunari: Thank you, Lord Kenshin, for not kidnapping Lord Nobunaga... yet. (smile still remains)
Kenshin: *silent disapproval
Kenshin (utter disgust) Shingen... is good with the ladies.
Shingen: *winks at MC
MC: *blushes
Shingen: Okay now...
Yukimura: Please don't say anything that will ruin my repu--
Shingen: Yuki is my most loyal puppy (smily face XD)
Yukimura: legit starts barking
Sasuke: (Gasps) Shingen is now a meme lord! Yeet!
Yukimura: *no longer has the coherence to form words
Hideyoshi: I feel like me and Yuki would make a great team against the evils of rebellious warlords (glances pointedly at Mitsuhide)
Yuki: snaps out of trance
Yuki: Sasuke is my BFF!!
Ieyasu: What is that?
Yuki: BESTIE FOR FOOD!! DUH!!
Masamune: Then me and Ieyasu are BFFs.
Ieyasu: Shuddup, Shuddup, Shuddup!!
Sasuke: (smacks Yuki's forehead) Nonononono, it's bests friends forever!
Yukimura: Ooooh!
Mitsunari: Then me and Ieyasu are BFFS!!!
Nobunaga: *whistles "when did you get so popular?"
Ieyasu: Shuddup, Shuddup, Shuddup!!
Sasuke: Anyways. Yoshimoto. You have great style.
Yoshimoto: Thanks. My turn. Motonari, I admire yo-- ... you know what, that is an awesome hat you're wearing.
Motonari: Arr ye fricking kidding me!? Ye must compliment that pink-haired twelve-year old?
MC: Yep.
Ranmaru: *actually turns really scary
Motonari: Ye must admit he's got talent (admiration)
Ranmaru: *huffs and turns really cute
Ranmaru: Kennyo is an extremely kind soul.
Kennyo: *gapes for ten minutes straight
Kennyo: *mutters a prayer and turns away from Nobunaga
Kennyo: (whispers) Nobunaga... isn't Satan.
Nobunaga: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
Kennyo: NOBUNAGA IS SATAN!!!
Sasuke: I am extremely disappointed in my studies. I have concluded that only me, Yukimura, and Ranmaru actually succeeded in giving an actual compliment.
Nobunaga: But what about me!? (Genuinely looks shocked)
MC: Not really.
Nobunaga: Can I try again?
Sasuke: Sure, try Ieyasu.
Nobunaga: what will you give me if I try?
MC: Konpeito.
Nobunaga: IEYASU IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN MY LIFE!!
Hideyoshi: *starts crying (runs into bedroom and locks the door)
Mitsuhide: (actually goes to comfort him)
Nobunaga: I didn't mean it.
Ieyasu: Yeah, I know.
MC: Can I try?
Sasuke: I'm gonna go hard on you. Compliment Ieyasu.
Nobunaga: *mutters (witchcraft. Ieyasu is popular.)
MC: OK. easy. Ieyasu is extremely talented, fluffy and cuddly, like a giant stuffed panda.

Shocked Silence

Masamune: a tiny, yellow, grumpy stuffed panda.
MC: See, Masamune gets it!! *looks pleased
Sasuke: Okay, that includes today's lesson. Everyone out!
Warlords file out sullenly
MC goes to comfort Hideyoshi (and possibly to blackmail Mitsuhide)

Thank you for reading!! 🙂