Ikemen Sengoku Moments

Some Babysitting (Part II)

* He looks kinda like Hideyoshi, amirite? AHHHHH he's beautiful :))

Hiiii guys! Sorry for the really long wait. Been kinda busy juggling some stuffs; especially with the whole online back-to-school thingy. But... I'm back so... *cue the one person clapping awkwardly* Enjoy!! ^^

10 AM

HIdeyoshi strode in, chest puffed out and head held high. There was a halo above his head and a diaper bag in his hand. Wait... what? Nobunaga was starting to go delirious. Mitsunari was calmly patting the baby while it squirmed; no doubt the result of pooping in its diaper. Hideyoshi sighed. "At least you didn't do as bad as Ieyasu and Masamune."

Masamune, who was still sobbing in his room, hollered back. "WAHHH THAT BURNS!!!!" From around the corner, they could literally HEAR Ieyasu rolling his eyes in annoyance. Nobunaga took off, so ready to be done with his diaper duties. Mitsunari walked out calmly after him, blinking sleepily. Mitsuhide piped up. "Oh dear. What an unfortunate situation I have pulled us into. He grinned mischievously. Hideyoshi's eye twitched. He was literally two seconds from bashing his head in, but luckily for him, there were more urgent matters to attend to. 

After successfully changing the diaper without getting kicked, Hideyoshi finally glanced up to acknowledge the cause of the problem. Mitsuhide was studying the poster that Hideyoshi made with a sly expression, musing quietly to himself and grinning occasionally. Hideyoshi approached with caution. "What are you doing?" Mitsuhide was quick to slip the marker into the folds of his sleeves and shape his face into one of nonchalance and seriousness. "Studying the helpful tips that you've kindly made for us." Hideyoshi sighed. "Can you fetch that goat that Mitsunari got from the market?" Mitsuhide gave him a mock bow, and took off. 

11 AM

"ARGHHHHHHH!!" Hideyoshi's anguished cry could be heard for miles. So could MC's. Mitsuhide sat on her bed, trying his best to entertain her the way he normally would. "So blah blah blah, In the course of this power shift, well-established such as the Takeda and the Imagawa, who had ruled under the authority of both the Kamakura and Muromachi bakufu, blah blah blah were able to expand their spheres of influence..." MC cried harder. Hideyoshi glared. "Stupid goat! Can you just work with me here?" Mitsuhide cocked his head to the side. Are you referring to the animal or to me?" Hideyoshi grunted as the goat kicked him in the stomach. "BOTH!! It's definitely both!! And your history lessons are not helping!"

Mitsuhide straightened. "Excuse me, just because MC turned into a baby in the middle of the night," No thanks to you," muttered Hideyoshi,"does NOT mean that she can skip class!" Hideyoshi was about to say something really snarky, when the goat kicked him AGAIN. Darn goat. He swears, this goat is Ieyasu's spirit animal. "Well, fine." glared Hideyoshi. "Why don't you milk the goat while I teach her history!" He pushed Mitsuhide off the bed. Mitsuhide sighed. "Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine." But less than a minute later, his face contorted into one of utter amusement. "Hideyoshi! This goat is male!!" He was literally shaking of suppressed laughter. Hideyoshi groaned again. "Are you serious? I spent all that time getting kicked for nothing? Thanks a lot Mitsunari." Mitsunari piped up from around the corner. "You're welcome Lord Hideyoshi!!" :)

1 PM

Miraculously, MC finally got fed, and was now rolling around in contentment. Well, until it was time for history class with Mitsuhide and Hideyoshi. "So the reason Nobunaga is so great is because blah blah blah, and oh yeah! One time Nobunaga blah blah blah, and another time war broke out so Nobunaga bla blah blah and by the way, Nobunaga is so blah blabbity blah blah handsome, and also-----"

Meanwhile MC was more focused on Mitsuhide, who brought some "toys". "MC, this is a rifle. Wanna hold it?" MC nodded eagerly. Mitsuhide grinned but moved on. "And this is a knife. Wanna hold it?" MC reached for it happily. And this is a arrow. Wanna shoot it at Hideyoshi to get him to shut up?" At this, MC was literally squeaking with joy. Mitsuhide patted her head. "Sorry kiddo. Maybe next time."