Embarrassing Moments

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Careful: Read at your own risk. Mitsuhide will hunt you down once you find out what he did :)

In case you didn't catch on, this is just a compilation of the warlord's lowest moments... not mentioned in the history books. Enjoy!

Nobunaga: Had one of those man-periods
- had a screaming match with a stuffed bear
- won by slicing its head off
- spent the next 20 minutes crying and apologizing to the bear
- had mochi cravings and Hideyoshi was literally powerless to stop him from eating his candy

Hideyoshi: accidentally went drunk (courtesy of Mitsuhide) and started doing everything he was against (basically everything dangerous)
- he went bear-hunting with Masamune who was literally like "this is the best day ever!!!"
- ran in the halls
- forgot to feed Mitsunari who accidentally starved without him
- during dinnertime, Ieyasu went to feed Mitsunari (grumbling to himself and also not sure who to be more concerned about: Hideyoshi or Mitsunari)
- Even forgot to brush his teeth (imagine how shocked he was the day after)

Mitsunari: Accidentally cussed in front of Hideyoshi
- Ieyasu and Masamune had one of those one in a lifetime agreements
- Masamune was like, "lets prank Mitsunari" and Ieyasu was like "grunts"
- So anyway, they got him to say **** during dinner (let you imagine)
- Everyone else started to laugh, Hideyoshi literally starts crying
- Every time Mitsunari sees a carrot, that's what he says (he still doesn't know the meaning) and Hideyoshi literally does not let a single carrot into his sight

Mitsuhide: The face of grace exposed
- farted during the war council (the really loud kind)
- everyone was too terrified to laugh
- enough said.

Masamune: Potty problems
- got his foot stuck in the toilet
- had an argument earlier with Hideyoshi about his behavior, and was too arrogant to ask for help.
- After an hour later, he finally relented and screamed for Ieyasu (cause you know, they are best buds)
- Ieyasu actually smiled.
- Hideyoshi had the last laugh

Ieyasu: MC and her modern pranks
- he was mildly sick
-MC gave him some "medicine" that he was supposed to rub on certain parts of his face
-MC came in 5 minutes later and started snapping pictures of him
- he had just discovered "makeup"
- Of course she sent it to Sasuke

Kenshin: Large family
- the rabbits brought in some more friends 
- discovered hamsters, kangaroo rats, mice, prairie dogs, and beavers
- especially liked beavers
- now, whenever he goes to war council, there is a huge mass of small furry creatures on either side
- Yukimura is legit so scared; bunnies are terrifying
- where do they even come from?

Shingen: Oop got rejected.

Yukimura: Where are his boxers?A: Sasuke sold them on Ebay

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Yukimura: Where are his boxers?
A: Sasuke sold them on Ebay

Sasuke: Lost his entire croc collection- slowly but surely rebuilding one croc at a time- has a gold croc, a girl croc, and a unicorn croc- look'in good- dang this guy has so much style

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Sasuke: Lost his entire croc collection
- slowly but surely rebuilding one croc at a time
- has a gold croc, a girl croc, and a unicorn croc
- look'in good
- dang this guy has so much style

Haha hope you guys enjoyed! I was suffering from writer's block for a while so I was gonna stick to something less original -_-. Anyway, have a GREAT spring break for those of yall still in school! Thanks for the support! 🖤

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