My Innocent Roommate

The Red Room

To me, life is so fragile like a bomb...you don't know when exactly it'll go off and destroy everything you've ever worked for...life is just so scary like that, but death is even scarier and we don't know when that'll happen. Imagine the time for our death slowly ticking away...
Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
Boom.

"Awww man! I failed again!"
(>_<)

I shrilled as I lean back in my chair, trying hard not to break my laptop as the screen said in big words, Game Over.
I have played "Keep Talking and No One Explodes" for 2 hours now and I still haven't been able to beat it!
I would always miss a step or constantly panic, causing me to lose the game entirely.
Imagine if I had to defuse a bomb in real life...that would be even worse.
Note to self...never cut all the wires...
Juno then hugs me from behind, rubbing his warm cheek against mine.

"Awww you'll get it someday, Mackenzie! I believe in you! It just takes practice, that's all!"
（＾ω＾）

"Oh wow Juno, I never thought of that...so whenever a real bomb expert practices and does poorly, does he explode as punishment for not doing well...?"
(ーー;)

"...Umm..."
(^^;)

"I rest my case..."

I stated as I close my laptop and pinch Juno's cheek, causing him to giggle. It's been a week since me and Juno have confessed to each other and so far, all we've ever done was kiss and cuddle...
Yep, he's still my innocent roommate.
Me, I'm still having naughty thoughts about him...
24/7.
I've always dreamed of doing naughty things to him 24/7!
It's because I ran out of holy water awhile back, god damn it!
At this rate, I'm going to end up eating the poor innocent cinnamon roll...
I snapped out of my inner thoughts when my phone rings.
I then answered it without looking at the caller ID.

"Hello, this is Tom Riddle~
I see that you found my old phone number~ Good luck destroying this horcrux~"
༼≖ɷ≖༽

"Oh my, that's unfortunate~
However, there is something else I can destroy and that's your innocence~"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I then spit out the tea I was drinking in Juno's face. Luckily it wasn't burning hot. He then takes a napkin and wipes the tea that was dripping down my chin.
Oh my god, he's too sweet for his own good...

"K-Kou?! H-How did you get my phone number?!"
(;° ロ°)

"Let's just say I have my reasons~
Anyway, I would like you to do me a favor~"
(¬ω¬)

"If it's bailing you out of jail for smuggling crates of lube, I'm not doing it"
(눈_눈)

"No, of course it's not that! I already have a ton of those...I need you to check on my cat, Elizabeth~"
（*'▽｀*）

"...You have a cat?"
(눈_눈)

"Duh, who doesn't?~"

"...I don't believe you. The only cat I know you have is a girl's-"
(￢ε￢　)

I then glance at Juno, who stared at me with confusion on his face as he sits criss cross applesauce on my bed.
I awkwardly cough before talking to Kou again.

"Ugh...fine I'll check on your cat...if you have one"
（￣ー￣）

"Good! My keys are under the mat in the front! Once you get inside, go straight to my bedroom. Usually Elizabeth would be hiding under my bed~"

"Alright alright...Kou, I swear to Loki, if this is a trap-"

"Mackenzie, please! I am not a backstabbing liar~ You can trust me~"
（＾ω＾）