My Innocent Roommate

Soccer (1)

A sport is really just about having fun...we're all just too competitive to notice.

It was the beginning of fall season and I was ready to stuff my face with pumpkin bagels while wearing a different sweater each day, depending on what my mood was. It was also the beginning of sports season, where the college students would try out for a spot in any of their favorite sports. You have the rock-type Pokémon football jocks, you have the bubblegum chewing baseball players, you have the water addicted swimmers, you have the almost-dead-inside-and-out tennis players and then you have the most popular players in the most popular sport in all of South Korea...
Soccer.
Getting into the soccer team at the university of South Korea is like becoming the KING of the whole school!
That explains why there was a huge line at the campus that reached all the way to my apartment complex....it also explains why I was squeezing myself through the crowd of sweaty boys, trying to get to 7-11 while trying to face my claustrophobia...
God I hate sports.
I don't even like Wii Sports, what makes everyone think I would tryout for a real life sport?
It's just a hobby, not a bloodbath on the field...unfortunately, everyone thinks it is and that's why they're so competitive.
Once I made it to the convenience store without dying of suffocation from the large mass of bodies blocking my way, I went inside, shutting the glass doors behind me as I gasp for air.

"Oh air! Fresh air! Thank God for air!"
（*/∇＼*）

The man behind the cash register who was reading a K-Pop Star magazine then spoke without looking up.

"Let me guess, you want tall stilts...?"

"I am NOT short!"
(>_<)

"And yet, you barely survived the Flood outside...maybe I should sell you a road roller instead."

"Silencio old man! Just give me one pumpkin bagel..."
（−＿−；）

"All out."

"...What?"

"We're all out, we won't have another supply of pumpkin bagels till next week...tough luck, kid. You should've came in before all these hopeless sports dreamers did."

"..."

"If you're gonna scream again, I suggest you do it in that empty refrigerator over there so it won't be so loud...you scared away the customers last time and you made my ears bleed."

Squidward #2 groans as he then points to the empty glass refrigerator in the back, his eyes never leaving the magazine. I quickly walk to the refrigerator, got inside and screamed, I screamed so loud that I shattered the glass of the cold freezer I was locked up in.
Squidward #2 sighed as I walked back to the counter, gulping down a carton of banana milk as I tried calming myself down.

"Great...now I have to clean up glass...and explain to my boss what happened."

"This has to be the worse day of my life...no pumpkin bagels means no joy!"
(>_<)

"Everyday of my life is worse than what you're feeling right now...are you going to pay for that?"

"Yes..."

I sighed as I then hand him the money for the banana milk I had drank.

"Next..."

After I left the convenience store, everyone who was standing in line shuddered as they watched me walk pass them, some of them hiding behind each other as they sensed the dark aura that surrounded me.
I swear, if I see one person, ONE PERSON, eating a pumpkin bagel...they're going to feel my wrath-

"Hey there, sexy~"
(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

"Oh God freaking damn it! Kou! What are you doing here and...is that a pumpkin bagel you're holding...?"