My Innocent Roommate

I'm a Bee, Buzz Buzz

Buzz Buzz! Hey ya assholes with wings! Ya like jazz?~
If you do, then come along with me...I'm gonna jazz you up after I destroy that hive of yours~

If there's one thing I'm afraid of the most is coming face to face with any insect that roamed the Earth...except butterflies.
Only Juno is afraid of butterflies.
I love butterflies.
But we ain't talking about butterflies here...we're talking about the most dangerous insects that have ever existed and they are...
The wasps.
Yep, the wasps.
Not like Ant Man and the Wasp, I mean a REAL wasp!
And unfortunately, they were taking over Mr. Vito's garden.
Since Mr. Vito was allergic to wasps and didn't have enough money to pay for an exterminator, I hesitantly agreed to help him out.
I was shaking in my boots as I strap on random pots and pans all over my body, making my best homemade armor.
Okay, so it was crappy armor.
It was so crappy that I looked like a walking trash can...
I put on a stainless steel colander bowl above my head, using it as my personal helmet as I step in front of the apartment complex's doors, getting ready for battle.
Juno stares at me with worry and concern as he holds my hand that was covered by a kitchen mitten.

"A-Are you sure you want to do this, Mackenzie? I-I could do it! I don't want you to get stung!"
(／。＼)

"A hero's gotta do what a hero's gotta do...and that's saving people, no matter how big the risk is. Now, hand me the Bat of Chaos..."

Juno shyly nods before handing me my baseball bat, giving me a quick kiss on the lips before letting go of my hand.
I felt very disappointed after that, for I missed the warmth of Juno's hand on mine...but the faster I yeet that beehive out of Mr. Vito's garden, the faster I can go back into Juno's arms and cuddle with him for the rest of the day as we planned.
Mr. Vito rubs the back of his neck as he sprays some bug repellent on me, carefully explaining the instructions.

"Alright Mrs. Huntington...all you have to do is quietly sneak up on them...and then WHAM! Hit them with the bat and run back here before they could come into the building!"
(>_<)

"Don't worry Mr. V, I got this~
The only bee who should be living here is me~ I'm a bee, buzz buzz!"
(* >ω<)

"Okay okay, enough joking around! Here, take this..."

Mr. Vito said as he then hands me an empty glass jar. I stare at it with confusion before looking back at him.

"What do I need this for?"
(。･o･｡)

"To catch them! Duh!"
ｏ( ><)o

"Uhhh why do I need to catch them?"
( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

"...So I can release them in Stephano's penthouse."
(*-'ω'- )人

"...Good point. I'll try to catch as many as I can~"

I said as I smirked, giving him a thumbs up. He then chuckles before his face turns serious as he then walks near the door and slowly opens it, nodding to me.

"Good luck Mrs. Huntington..."

"Please, luck is for rookies~"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"B-Be careful Mackenzie! D-Don't die on me..."
(／。＼)

Juno begged as he hugged me one last time. I smile as I pinch his cheek, kissing his lips as he blushed and covered his mouth with his sweater paws.

"I'm not going to die, Juno~ I'm...immortal~"

"Immortal?"
(。･o･｡)

"She's saying that she's Alucard from Hellsing, Juno..."
(ーー;)