My Innocent Roommate

Roxanne (2)

*Megalovania plays intensely as me and Rock Sand are about to engage in the battle of savage insults...*

I place both hands on my hips, standing up straight and tall as I put a brave face on, praying to the Gods above that I will make it out of here alive and with Juno in my arms...
Roxanne the Maneater smirks as she was now standing 3 feet in front of me, crossing her arms as she slouched, her dark eyes staring fiercely into my soul...
I should've bought my holy water and cross, because this wasn't just any woman...this was a devil woman.
Juno holds my hand tightly as he shudders, shaking with fear as he stared at the woman, his face sweating a little.

"Juno...go to Kou, this is a fight you don't want to be in the middle of..."

I warned him as I crack my knuckles.
Juno nods before running to Kou, who then holds him by his shoulders, smiling. Kou nods to me before I nod back to him, then face Roxanne again, my blood boiling as I clench my fists.
Roxanne was the first to speak.

"So you're that boy's girlfriend...I say, you amaze me...but not in a good way~
You look like a absolute white crayon~"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kou and Juno both give her a thumbs down, pouting.

"That's racist!"
(ーー;)

Kou objected while Juno nods in agreement. Roxanne scoffs as I then giggle. My turn now~

"Heh, I like your approach...now let's see your departure~ If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents~"

"Ooooooh!"
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Kou screams as Juno giggles with laughter. I could see Roxanne's health bar go down a little after she flinches. My savage insult was super effective!
She then clicks her tongue as she fixes her composure.

"Tch, so you want to play dirty huh? Okay then, let's play dirty~
I love what you've done with your hair, how did you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?~"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kou stares at her with disgust, while Juno does the same.

"Okay, that's just DISGUSTANG!"
(>_<)

"Y-Yeah...definitely."
(╯_╰)

Oof, that one did hit me hard...
I won't let her win though! I must win for myself, for Juno and most importantly, for Mr. V!

"Man, I don't know what's worse...your IQ or your hairline~ Also, you have something on your chin..."

Roxanne stares at me with confusion as she then touches her chin. I giggle as I fold my arms, smiling.

"No, the third one down~"

"Oooooh snap! Get roasted Rock Sand!"
(* >ω<)

"Go Mackenzie! Don't let the bully win!"
(*^^*)

"Oh don't worry Juno, I won't~"
（＾ｖ＾）

Roxanne's face was getting redder and redder however, grinding her teeth as she clenched her fists, stomping her heels on the carpet as she starts throwing random insults at me.
Time to unleash my power, the power of the Ultra Instinct~

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma!"
(>_<)

"Booooo!"
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"If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty~"

"Ooooooh!"
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