My Innocent Roommate

Code Red

The Menstrual Cycle is such a ridiculous thing. Why should I be punished for NOT being pregnant?!

Im telling you girl Readers out there, THIS is what I imagine how it would happen on Day One...

Mi Ovario: (Humming a happy tune as she just finished putting up new red wallpaper)

Random Red Blood Cell: (Flows by and then spots the busy organ) Hi Ovario! Whatcha doing?
（＾ｖ＾）

Mi Ovario: Oh! Hey Red! I'm just getting ready for the arrival of the baby!
(*^▽^*)

Random Red Blood Cell: (Sweatdrops)
O-Oh...umm about that...there's no baby this month.
(^^ゞ

Mi Ovario: ...What?

Random Red Blood Cell: T-There's no baby...we aren't having a baby anytime soon.
(^^ゞ

Mi Ovario: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )
(Rips off the red wallpaper)
(Screams like a banshee)

Meanwhile...

"AHHHHH LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"
щ(ಥДಥщ)

I cried as I was stuck inside the bathroom, feeling my cramps punching my gut over and over again as I sat on the toilet, sweating as I took deep breaths.
I then put my hands together, praying that I would survive yet another torture filled week of my monthly cycle.
God I honestly hated being a girl...like, why go through this horrible punishment? Why can't Mother Nature just text me and be like "Sup girl! You're not pregnant! Have a great week! See you next month! Love ya!"
After relieving myself, I then opened the shoe box that was across the shelf from my porcelain throne, where I kept my "woman products."
But my eyes widened with horror and realization as I stared at the shoe box...that was empty.

"No no no no no...this isn't happening right now, this isn't happening right now!"
(O∆O)

I repeated to myself as I shuffled through the box, hoping that I could find at least ONE life saver...but there was none.
Well f*ck me...
I felt my heart race as I tried figuring out what to do in a situation like this.
I don't want to be stuck in the bathroom all day! The season finale of Strong Girl Bong-Soon was coming on tonight and there was NO way in Hell I was going to miss it because of Mi Ovario's temper!
I then heard the front door open, signaling that Juno just got back from school. I gasped as I shifted in my seat.

"Juno? JUNO! GET IN HERE!"
ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

"Huh?! Mackenzie?! Are you okay?! What's going on?!"

I heard Juno's voice as I then heard his footsteps approaching the bathroom door, the knob twisting and turning.
I had forgotten that I have locked it...f*ck.

"Juno! I need you to do me a huge favor and I mean SUPER HUGE like your di-dictionary!"
(>_<)

"W-What is it?! What do you need me to do?! Tell me Mackenzie!"
(／。＼)

"I need you to get me some...pads"
(~_~;)

"Eh? What are those?"
(。･o･｡)

"THEY'RE WOMAN PRODUCTS JUNO!"
щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

"O-Oh...awww poor Mackenzie! I'm sorry it's that time of the month again"
(／。＼)

"Please just go get them! I have to see the season finale of my show tonight!"

"B-But Mackenzie-"

"GO NOW BEFORE I GO TAIGA AISAKA ON YOU!"
щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

"Y-Yes ma'am!"