Into The Woods

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Ah, the sun is shining~
The birds are singing~
It looks like the perfect day...

to spend on the Internet!

I lay on the couch with a bowl of chips in one hand while the other held my brand-new laptop, which I had gotten ever since the "smut incident."
I was all dressed in my comfortable t-shirt and sweatpants, not even caring about how my hair looked or even how I looked in general.
As long as my pink lips are the gun, my bright smile is the trigger and my kisses are the bullets, I can take on the world, even in my sweatpants~
I sigh with relief as I relax my muscles, logging into my computer and going straight to Google.

"Hmm what should I check first? Facebook? Tumblr? Reddit? Hmm I guess I'll choose this one. Ah, this fanart is amazing! I shall bless this drawing~"

I blow a kiss to the random person's magnificent fanart, blessing it to one day become a famous art piece in a museum.
I then check another social media site, my smile suddenly disappearing and being replaced by one of irritation.

"Oh my god, stop posting pictures of your fricking food! What a waste of food and phone battery..."

I added as I dislike the person's picture.

"Even Gordon Ramsay would be disappointed...I mean, what kind of meal is that?!"

Just then, Juno arrives home, walking into the living room with a big smile on his face. Oh no, I know that smile...he's definitely up to something.
He stands over me, placing his hands behind his back as he observes me.

"Mackenzie~ Guess what we're doing today~"

"Umm...we're going to stay here and play Call of Duty?"

"Eh? No silly! We're going to go on a trip today to the mountains in Daejeon!"

"Daejeon? Bruh, that's far!"

"Don't be silly, it's only 30 minutes from here! That's not too bad! Come on, get up! We need the exercise!"

Juno urges as he pulls me by my ankles, trying to get me off the couch. I held onto the couch for dear life though, for I wasn't in the mood to go outside. Doesn't he know how dangerous the world is?!

"N-No thanks, I'll just sit here and watch anime...why don't you go with your friends?"

"I...don't have that many friends"

"Geez...okay fine, I'll go with you on this trip..."

I sighed deeply as I hesitantly turned off my laptop. Juno smiles brightly as he jumps up and down like a little kid.

"Yay! Thank you Mackenzie! I promise you, this is going to be the best day ever!"

"Yay! Thank you Mackenzie! I promise you, this is going to be the best day ever!"

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