My Innocent Roommate

Plump Rump

...So I accidentally saw Juno naked today. In the shower. And he doesn't even know it.
Oh and did I mention that I saw his beautiful tush?
Yeah.
I saw his plump rump and I can't stop staring at it.

Now before you Readers call me a huge pervert for staring at Juno while he was in the shower the whole time, it's not like I did it on purpose!
It was just an accident that was bound to happen one day.
What do you expect when you're living with a roommate that's a boy?
I was just cleaning the apartment today, listening to the Pina Colada song on my iPod while dancing with a mop in the living room.
Star Lord is definitely my spirit animal...
Oh, did I also mention that I was singing too?
Yeah.
I was singing and I sounded like a screeching bird mom.
I then go to the laundry room to retrieve our bathroom towels, forgetting to put them in the bathroom again.
Actually, scratch that. I didn't technically forget to put them in the bathroom, I'm just too lazy to do it.
Ain't nobody got time for that!
I smile as I continued singing the song quietly to myself as I carried the warm, fluffy towels down the hall straight to our bathroom.
I didn't even notice the bathroom light on or steam coming out of the crack of the door because when I went in there, I wish that I was prepared for what I was about to find in there...
I stopped singing right away as I stood there in the doorway, the hot steam hitting my face as I saw a naked Juno showering, humming a tune as he was washing his dark hair with his eyes closed, the water droplets dripping down his face and his chest...
Whoa...is this...Juno?
My Juno?
My boyfriend and lover?
My innocent roommate?
He was so...beautiful, so alluring, so handsome...
I mean, he has always been all of those things ever since I met him, but I never actually saw his real form before...
I felt myself choke as I tried to leave, tried to look away, but I couldn't.
I couldn't move, I was just frozen...and I was still staring at him, my face heating up from all the thoughts I started to have...
Juno then opens his eyes, causing me to panic.
ABORT ABORT ABORT!
I quickly scurry out of there, going back to the living room and jumping onto the couch and turning on the tv to a random channel.
Few minutes later, Juno comes in, drying his wet hair with a towel while wearing a long sleeved white t-shirt and grey pajama pants.
He then stares at me with confusion.

"Why are you so sweaty?"
(。･o･｡)

"...I was watching Jeopardy..."

"Ah...well, let me put this towel away, then we could hangout, okay?"
(*^▽^*)

Juno said as he walks back to the bathroom. I took several breaths as I stuff a pillow in my face, the mental picture of Juno in the shower flashing through my mind.
I just saw Juno naked...
I just saw Juno naked...
I just saw Juno naked and he doesn't even know it!
Should I tell him?
No...if I tell him, he'll think I'm a pervert AND a stalker!
But he deserves the truth...he is my boyfriend after all.
But what if he gets mad that I stared at him without asking for his permission?!
Stupid Mackenzie! You're such a babo! Babo! Babo! Babo-

"Okay! I'm back! Awww why you hiding under there? Come out Mackenzie!"
(*^^*)

"W-Why-"

I lift the pillow off my face, only to have Juno's lips touch mine! I blush as I squeaked and stuff my face in the pillow again as I heard Juno giggle.

"So I could give you a kiss~
So! What should we watch?"
(*^^*)

Juno asked as he then reaches for the remote control that was on the coffee table, only to have accidentally pushed it off. It then landed on the carpet on the other side, causing Juno to gasp.