My Innocent Roommate

A Family Treasure (2)

While me, Juno, Stephano and Elias were on our little treasure hunt, I wonder how Kou and Val were doing now...I hope their game of table tennis didn't end in bloodshed...

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"Ha! Out again!"
(๑>ᴗ<๑)

"Out?! How was that out?! Clearly, YOU were the one who hit the ball multiple times on the net! So you should be out!"
o(≧o≦)o

"Honey, you need to have your eyes checked~ Because from what I saw, you've been hitting the ball way too hard, which is probably why it keeps landing in the pool behind me~"

Val stares at the European with irritation and annoyance before picking up her red paddle, which was now covered in so many dents and cracks from her throwing it on the ground too hard.
Like I said before, Val was VERY competitive...and she hated losing.
She pouts before stomping her foot.

"Rematch!"
（＞д＜）

"Aww what's the matter, Val? You don't like losing to a man?~"
(¬ω¬)

"No, I just don't like losing to a man with bad tastes in women..."

"Ohoho, is that the best threat you have, Val? Even Mackenzie has better threats than that~"

"Your dick is a limp noodle~"

"...You take that back right now..."

"Hey everyone! Kou's dangling participle is a limp noodle! He's not worth your time and energy!
Also, waiter, I would like another glass of Mai Tai, thanks!"
m(￢0￢)m

After hearing Val's threat, most of the girls who were watching Kou the whole time scrunched up their faces in disgust before leaving, causing Kou to panic.

"N-No wait! S-She was just kidding! Wait! D'oh! Thanks a lot Val!"
ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

"You're welcome~"
（○゜ε＾○）

Kou then walks over to Val and slyly slaps her bottom with his paddle, causing her to gasp and bend over on the table in pain. Kou then smirked before walking back to his side, getting ready to serve the ball. He then hits it, causing the ball to smack Val right on the forehead. Her face then turns beet red from anger.

"KOU I HATE YOUUUUUU!"
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

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"Who knew that archery would be so...intense?"
(。･o･｡)

"I've watched K-pop idols compete in archery before and they weren't even THAT serious about it..."
(／。＼)

"Yeah, it looks like Mr. V and Stephano are trying to beat each other..."
(／。＼)

Me and Juno watched in fear as Stephano and Elias were each taking turns shooting each other's targets, screaming as they kept missing the bullseye. The directions on the letter clearly stated that they had to hit the bullseye before proceeding on to the next step.
And they both sucked at archery.
Did I mention that they were also cursing at each other?
Yeah, it was a lot of cursing too...and I ain't going to add anymore negative vibes to this story.
Brownie whimpered as he hid behind me and Juno's legs, hiding his furry face with his paws as he shook with fear.
In the end, Juno was able to hit the bullseye in just one go, which resulted in me planting so many kisses on his face.

"Awww you didn't tell me you were good at archery!"

"I-I'm not, this was my first time attempting to hit the target..."
(^^ゞ