Bo$$ - BTS FanFic *** Completed

New York

"Good morning, Kookie," Dez smiled.

His nose was touching hers as they shared the large plot of land that was Namjoon's chest. He grinned at her and lifted a hand to push her hair off of her face, rubbing her earlobe between his fingers afterward. He smelled like soap and...oddly...chocolate.

"I made pancakes," his eyes glittered proudly as he whispered, "I also packed your bag and put the nicest Boss Lady Suit I could find into a garment bag for you. Joonie can check it before we go to make sure I got it right." He slid off of the bed, offering a hand, "Let's eat."

Dez giggled quietly, taking his hand and kissing it, "Go get started, let me wake Joon." He nodded and trotted out of the bedroom as she called softly, "You're my favorite Kookie Monster!"

Looking up, she saw Namjoon still sleeping deeply. She couldn't believe she had slept on top of him all night, and she kind of felt bad about it. Lifting herself gently, she placed light pecks on his chin and jaw as she started ro remove her bodyweight.

"Don't you dare," he mumbled, wrapping his long arms around her and hugging her back down on top of him, "I'll get cold and die of hypothermia."

"It's still summer, goofball," Dex laughed, kissing him quickly.

He cracked an eye open to look at her with faux concern, "Of the heart, Noona. Hypothermia of the heart."

Dez laughed louder, "That's not a thing!"

"It is!" he protested, hugging her tightly, "It's when your heart gets cold because your ideal girl got up too early and then went away across the country and had to leave you behind. You can die from it! I have an IQ of 148. I know things."

"Things made of bullshit!" she squealed as she wriggled out of his grasp. She kissed his neck and cheek and ear as she pulled him int a sitting position, "I'm only going to be gone for a day and a half, Babe. And the kickass contracts I'll be sending to you and Hobi will keep you plenty of company."

"But whose thighs am I going to bury myself in after all such a hard day of work?" he whined, squeezing his eyes shut.

Dez kissed him on the nose, pulling him to standing so she could wrap her arms around his neck, "You could always give another college go at that bisexual thing your friends keep raving about. I'm sure Jimin would be down."

"Jimin is always down," Joon chuckled, "Literally....but that's a hard pass. I'm pussy-whipped all the way." He leaned down to her ear, rumbling quietly, "Yours in particular has my full attention."

Dez gaped a bit as Namjoon gave her a smug smile. Trying to save face, she went to walk to her closet....only to find that her legs weren't able to hold her body up without his help to support her.

"Watch it!" he called out, catching her before her legs buckled completely, "Careful, Noona...that drop is a doozy. Maybe I should get your blood sugar up before I tease you."

He placed her on the chair at her vanity, putting his pants on and slipping his giant t-shirt over her head. Picking her up much as he did the night before, he carried her out to the kitchen where Kook was sitting in the corner seat at the table. Putting her in the chair across from him, Namjoon walked to the fridge to pour her a large glass of strawberry juice before piling a plate with chocolate chip pancakes and spraying whipped cream all over them.

"Save some of that!" Jeongguk called out, "That's Noona's outfit for her welcome home party!" He wiggled his eyebrows at Dez as he watched realization dawn on her face. "So it looks like The Buddha broke your legs," he joked, grinning as a blush dusted her cheeks.

"She'll be fine after she eats," Joon intoned, handing her the pancakes and juice and then going back to the counter to pour himself a cup of coffee. He brought the pain pills from her window and set them in front of her," You...uh...might want to take a few of these, though." He looked at her pointedly over the lip of his coffee mug as he drank, sitting on the edge of the table.