Bo$$ - BTS FanFic *** Completed

The Sweetest Things

*Group Chat*

HBIC 💕 - [Hobi, the new contracts should be arriving by courier tomorrow morning. ]

Hobi Angel 🧚‍♂️ - [Another win for the Dream Team! 🙌]

ChimChim Churro 👌👈  - [Which courier do we call to have you delivered tomorrow morning?]

Joonbug 🦀  - [Well since I can't send her by fax or email, the soonest I can deliver is tomorrow night.]

Suga D 😎 - [I fully plan on scanning her in, though. 🍆🍒]

Worldwide Handsome 😘 - [WHY YOU GOTTA RUB IT IN?!]

HBIC 💕 - [LOL Jin, I've literally been gone for less than 24 hours.]

HBIC 💕 - [And you were hardly ignored before I left. 😜]

Worldwide Handsome 😘 - [Are you talking back, Princess?]

HBIC 💕 - [...maybe...]

Tiger 🐯 - [ You two are so weird.]

Kookie Monster 🍪💪 - [Ignore him. Keep going.😏]

ChimChim Churro 👌👈 - [I'm surrounded by the depraved and perverse.]

Joonbug - [🙄]

Suga D - [🤨]

Worldwide Handsome - [😂]

Tiger - [😳]

ChimChim Churro 👌👈  - [What?!]

ChimChim Churro 👌👈 - [I don't think I appreciate what you are insinuating. 😡]

Tiger 🐯 - [And I don't think my baby appreciates what you did with Kookie in her bed last night. 😈]

Kookie Monster 🍪💪 - [HYUNG!]

HBIC 💕 - [Ignore him. Keep going. 💦]

Suga D 😎 - [^^^]

Joonbug 🦀 - [Keep it packed, you two. I'm 2 mins from the hotel. Feed me.]

HBIC 💕 - [K. Meet you in the lobby.]

Kookie Monster 🍪💪 - [Someone send me pics of Noona eating!!]

Suga D 😎 - [Gotchu 😚]

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***Time Skip***

BabyBright was finally underway. As usual, Tae created an amazing campaign and Jimin presented it flawlessly. The company had intended to move on to other lines first, but customer polls and media called for a skincare line for babies, and Dez and the team were all too happy to jump on the idea, deciding that the 10% sales donations would go to UNICEF's funding for the prevention of childhood diseases.

However, everyone had also been ridiculously busy. Orders had overshot sales projections by more than 50%, and the team often found themselves working long hours and various members traveling to meet for negotiations or set ups and in-store launches. Even Jin had been splitting his time between his regular HR duties and other administrative tasks that needed to be done.

"Sign here," Namjoon pointed to a line on the paper in front of Dez.

"You smell incredible," Dez responded in a low voice, signing the papers with nonchalance as Joon flipped them over and pointed to where her signature was needed next.

"That's just because I've been gone for three weeks," he chuckled, "Are you...sniffing me?"

"Mmm, am I?" Dez asked, nose all but buried in his neck as he leaned over her to move the papers. She realized herself and went back to signing the papers as Joon continued to do his part.

Joon handed her the newest ads for BabyBright, spreading out the pictures as he went, "Tae wants you to look at these and give the okay before he sends them out to print."

Dez looked at the pictures and smiled. The concept was dressing babies and toddlers in adult occupations, and she couldn't help but giggle as she looked at the tiny little doctors, police, and lawyers. When she got to the baby farmers, she just about died from cuteness overload.

Joon leaned in closer, "Do you ever think about having kids?"

Dez choked on her spit at the sudden question, making Joon chuckle as he clapped her on the back until she could register breaths again. Turning her in her chair, he crouched between her knees so he could look her in the eye.

"Don't you think it'd be...nice?" he said quietly, eyes shining as he looked at her, "To have a little girl with Jimin's smile and Yoongi's kindness, who's as smart as me and as sweet as Jin? A little boy who has Tae's smile and Kook's heart and Hobi's personality? Babies running around with green eyes that get them spoiled rotten?"

Dez laughed, cupping his face, "That's not how it works, you know that right? You said you had a genius IQ..."

"I know I know," Joon siad, looking at the ground, "But I can't help that that's what I imagine when I think of having kids with you. The best of all of us, I guess."

"How would that even work in this situation?" Dez asked, as incredulous as she was curious, "Who goes on the birth certificate? Who do they call their father? How do we decide all of this...it's not as easy as it sounds, Joonie," she shook her head as he looked back up at her.

"Rock, paper, scissors," he said confidently, hands rubbing the tops of her thighs.

"You're joking."

"Mostly," he admitted, "But seriously, even if you were to get pregnant right this very second, we would still have almost a year to figure all of that out. Yoongi would most likely go on the certificate, since that's what keeps you safe, even though anyone who has spoken about it agrees that Jimin or Kook are most likely to be the biological father. Odds of numbers, and we know those two are basically sex robots."

Dez couldn't hold back a loud cackle, stopping as she registered what he had said, "Wait...you guys discussed this? Like, when?"

"We've been looking at and talking about babies for six weeks. You think the subject hasn't come up a few times?"

"Fair," she sighed, "So what, is this another unanimous decision that the boys decided you should bring up? Like the house?"

"Not entirely," Joon grinned, "We all think it's what we want, some more than others," Dez raised an eyebrow for him to go on, "Tae, Yoongi and I want it more than some, Jin has the most doubts but still likes the idea. But no one wanted to bring it up." He looked down again, "I just couldn't help it when I saw your face looking at the pictures."

"Joonie," Dez said softly, "It's a big fucking decision."

"I know," he replied, leaning up to kiss her cheek, "And we are all way off from being there. But...just think about it?"

"I'll think about it."

"That's enough for me," he stood up, bringing her with him before lifting her and planting her on her desk. "Until then, how about some...practice?"

Dez let her head fall back as he bit at her throat in reply.