"Yooonnnniiie, stoppit!" a high-pitched voice whined, followed by another high voice laughing evilly.
"Kim Do-Yun, I swear on all that is holy," Da-Won threatened, "If you don't stop picking on you sister, I'm going to pick her up and hit you with her!"
The little boy gasped, running to hide behind Hoseok's legs, "Nuh uh! Unca won' letchu!"
"Mama's gonna hit Yoonie! Mama's gonna hit Yoonie!" a little girl ran around Dez's legs happily, her dimples shining through her smile. She looked up to Dez, "Are you gunna' hit Yoonie, too, Mommy?"
"No one is going to hit Yoonie, Hannah," Dez sighed, "You know Mama makes empty threats when she's grumpy."
"Is it a'cuz her pushy hurts?" Hannah looked at her mother with smart, brown eyes.
"Where did you hear that??!"
"Poppy told Da dis mornin!" she smiled proudly, "He said Mama wuz gunna' be in a bad mood a'cuz he gibbed her a wock in her pushy!"
"Well Mama is grumpy because Lucy is making her tummy hurt," Dez explained, "Now go play with your brothers." She put Hannah back on the ground, watching her run off to find her older brother and her younger one, Hanbin. "And no more talking about puss - I mean, pushies!" She turned toward the house, "Tae! Jimin! Get over here, now!"
"What's up, Jagiya?" Jimin questioned, following Taehyung as he let a toddling baby with doe eyes down to run after his sister, "Whoa," they both stopped short, "You look pissed."
"Pissed...that's what you might call it," Dez crossed her arms over her chest, "Hannah just told me she heard you," she pointed at Taehyung, "Told you," she pointed at Jimin, "That Wonnie was going to be in a bad mood because you went to rough on her."
"Oh shit!" Taehyung flinched, "I didn't know she was in earshot, Baby, I swear!"
"You're both dead meat."
"What?" Jimin gasped, "I didn't say anything! And you know I'm careful with Won. I know she's sensitive."
"Exactly," Dez gruffed, "Which is why she'll be staying with me for the next few nights...away from you animals."
"What? All alone?"
"Yoongi's allowed. He's the caretaker."
"Hell yeah," Yoongi's raspy voice came from beside them, "Who am I taking care of?"
"Tae was too rough with Wonnie," Dez explained, "She needs some TLC." She lifted her arms over his shoulders, looking at him sweetly, "And I was hoping I could get in on it as well, maybe?"
Yoongi chuckled, ow, almost sounding like a purr, "Of course I'll spend the weekend spoiling my pregnant wives," he cooed, rubbing Dez's swollen belly, "Who's got the kids?"
"Well. I was going to share the duties with Joonie tonight," Dez tapped her chin, "But I think Tae and Jimin can take them them for the tonight and tomorrow night, don't you think?"
"Oh no!" Jimin faked disdain, "Not a sleepover in the library with my beebops!"
"Blanket fort?" Taehyung asked the shorter man excitedly.
"I'll get Kook in on it!" Jimin bounced on the balls of his feet, "Pillow party!" he yelled, taking Tae's hand and dragging him along into the house.
"You're not supposed to be enjoying this!" Dez yelled after them, before sighing and turning to Yoongi, "How is it they get so stoked about something that's supposed to be a punishment?"
"You trained them too well, Angel," he chuckled.
Jin and Namjoon poked their heads from the door of the back porch, letting everyone outside now that dinner was ready. Hannah, Do-Yun, and Hanbin ran up to them with calls of "Appa' and "Daddy' as they let the men usher them inside. Da-Won walked to them, leaning heavily on Dez's shoulder as she wiped her forehead and grimaced, rubbing her own big belly.
"How is it you're glowing, and I'm sweating like a whore in church?"
"I'm sorry, Baby," Dez pouted, "But I got us a weekend of Yoongi, pampering, and being kid-free."
"Oh holy shit, yes," Da-Won breathed out, hugging Dez and Yoongi gratefully.
"But, first," Yoongi led hem into the house, "Food. I don't need to start my best weekend ever with two hangry women."
"Yoongz, can I have a foot rub?"
"Ooh! I want a long bath and my hair washed!"
"Feed me strawberries!"
"And chocolate!"
"You're a genius! I love being pregnant with you!"
"Ladies," Yoongi stopped them, "If we could save the demands for when it's less embarrassing for my dick to be rock hard...or at least when the kids aren't around...that would be," he sighed, "So much easier on me."
The women laughed, hugging their lover as they went in to eat and enjoy their crazy family.
Just the way it should was, and just the way it should be.
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