Bo$$ - BTS FanFic *** Completed

Ready, Set, ...

"I thought about the ev- FUCKING HELL!" Namjoon laughed as he pulled Dez away from Kook groping her up at the breakfast table, "One of you shits is going to dick around and make it to where she's got morning sickness during her honeymoon!" He pointed his water bottle at Kook warningly, "And Jin is going to put your ass in a sling."

"Dick around," Jeongguk got a feral glint in his eye, "I like the sound of that."

"Store your load," Namjoon said sternly, but with a humorous tone, "She's only been back for four days, and between you, Tae, and Jimin, hardly anyone else has seen her. My Kitten needs a rest."

"Namjoon," Kook switched tactics, his voice suddenly highly reasonable and professional, "She is going to have months to rest. You'll be taking over almost all CEO duties as soon as she's 20 weeks, and Tae and I will start working remotely so that we can be here for her at that same time." He smiled wide, "If you think about it, the more you let me touch her up, the sooner she can truly rest."

"Ooh!" Dez's eyes widened in surprise, "If I get pregnant, I get cabana boys?"

Jeongguk licked his lips, "I'll even put umbrellas in your drinks, Noona. Endless foot rubs, tropical fruit at your demand. Your feet won't even touch the ground because I'll carry you everywhere." He held his hand out, waiting for Dez to fall for his scheme.

Suddenly, Namjoon's eyes went wide, spinning on his heel and lifting Dez in the air to throw her over his shoulder. "Kid's got a point," he shrugged, making Dez squeal and raise her fists victoriously.

"Wait! What? No!" Jeongguk shot out of his chair while Dez made grabby hands at him from over Joon's broad shoulder, "Hyung! You stole my thunder!"

"Did you just call me fat?" Dez yelled out in mock rage, making Kook freeze in his spot.

'N-no no! Of course not! I-"

His words were cut off as the three of them noticed a small, sniffling sob come from the kitchen table. Da-Won had been sitting there, ignoring the commotion as she read her newspaper, a common occurrence, but now held that same paper to her face as she gave in and cried hard.

"Wh-who's going to do anything like that for me?" she wailed into the paper, muffling the sound.

"What?" Dez tapped Joon's shoulder to let her down, running over and kneeling in front of Da-Won and gently tugging the newspaper away to look at her crying fiancee, "Baby? What's wrong? What are you talking about?"

"N-no one is-is g-gonna bring m-me fruit with umbrellas!" Da-Won cried hysterically, pushing her hands to her face.

"Do you want some fruit, Baby?" Dez asked, "I'm lost, here. Talk to me."

Da-Won looked Dez in the eye, lip and chin trembling as tears flooded down her pretty cheeks, "I didn't want to tell you until the honeymoon," she whispered.

"Tell me what, Honey?"

"You won't get mad? I'm r-ru-ruining the s-surprise!" Da-Won started sobbing again, "W-we were gonna tell you in Auckland!"

Dez looked over to Namjoon and Jeongguk, question and confusion in her eye, only to have them shrug back with equally confused expressions. She turned back to Da-Won, pleading with her eyes for an explanation.

"I'm pregnant," Da-Won whispered. "I'm sorry."

Tears of joy sprang to Dez's eyes, "What why?? Why would you be sorry? Baby!" she lifted Da-Won from her chair and hugged her, peppering kisses on her tear-streaked face, "We're going to have a baby, Baby!" Her eyes went wide, "Does Jin know?"

Da-Won nodded her head, starting to laugh through her tears, "He does. We were going to surprise you. You-you're not mad?"

"For ruining the surprise? No!"

"No," she lowered her eyes, "For stealing your thunder."

Dez rolled her eyes, "You all really need to stop talking about my thighs."

"You know what I mean," Da-Won laughed, finally wrapping her arms around Dez, "For getting pregnant first. You are actually trying, and I wasn't. You wanted this, and now I'm announcing it instead."

"I love you," Dez kissed her sweetly, "It's not a competition, and it's not a race. I've been trying for five days. This is a blessing, Wonnie. You're going to truly make us a family."

"You will to, Dizzy," she tugged her hand, leading her past the boys, "In fact, I think you should catch up." She paused at the bottom of the stairs, looking at a stunned Namjoon and Jeongguk, "Guys, come on. Chop chop. I can't keep her primed forever."

Dez shrieked with laughter at the look on the guys' faces, just before they broke into action and literally fell over each other trying to race to get to the women that were beckoning to them. Once they reached where they standing, each of them picked up a girl and walked briskly to Dez's bedroom, making wolf howls along the way.