hueningkai: "You get it."
soobin: "No, you."
hueningkai: "I'm too lazy to get in line again. Can you please just get me a cinnamon roll?"
soobin: "You have legs."
hueningkai: "Fine. You give me no choice. Rock, paper, scissors."
soobin: "Seriously?"
hueningkai: "Yes. Ready: rock, paper, scissors!"
soobin: (paper)
hueningkai: (rock)
soobin: "Ha."
hueningkai: "[y/n]!"
y/n: "Don't drag me into this. I'm trying to enjoy my lunch."
hueningkai: "Hmph. Fine. I'll get up and get it myself."
(HUENINGKAI leaves)
soobin: "You feeling better?"
y/n: "Mhm. Thanks again."
soobin: "Of course."
y/n: "I can't believe how cold it's gotten now. I'm wearing three layers under this sweater. Three."
soobin: "I have to wear a blanket inside the apartment even with the heater on."
y/n & soobin: "It's the worst."
soobin: (laughs) "Hey, when are you gonna give me another treat?"
y/n: "What are you, my dog?"
soobin: "Woof."
y/n: "I can get you a treat at Petco later."
soobin: "Aw, seriously?"
y/n: "Kidding. Here. I still have leftover fudge brownies."
soobin: "Thank you!"
y/n: "You're welcome, pet."
(HUENINGKAI returns)
hueningkai: "Oh, I see how it is: I have to get my own cinnamon roll but Soobin gets his own dessert? What kind of friendship is this?"
y/n: "One based on rock, paper, scissors, apparently."
(phone pings)
y/n: (checks screen) "Oh."
hueningkai: (gasp) "Let me see!"
soobin: "See what?"
hueningkai: "Ooh. Hey, he's not that bad looking."
soobin: "Who?"
hueningkai: (grins) "I made [y/n] a profile on Tinder."
soobin: "Why?"
hueningkai: "Because she needs to put herself out there again. She's ready. Right, [y/n]?"
y/n: "Sure."
hueningkai: "That's the spirit. Now, I advise you swipe right."
y/n: "I don't know..."
hueningkai: "If the convo doesn't go well, then you can just block him."
y/n: (sighs) "Fine."
(SOOBIN gets up)
hueningkai: "Where are you going?"
soobin: "The bell's about to ring soon. I'll start heading to class."
hueningkai: "But there's five more min--"
soobin: "I'll see you after school."
(SOOBIN leaves)
hueningkai: "O-kaaay. Anyways. What's his name?"
y/n: "Choi Yeonjun."
hueningkai: "Ooh. And he goes to private school. Don't girls like when guys wear uniforms?"
y/n: "Don't generalize."
hueningkai: "Sorry. Well, what are you waiting for?"
y/n: "Why can't he message first?"
hueningkai: (groans) "[y/n], repeat to me the basis of our plan."
y/n: "This is--"
hueningkai: "Now."
y/n: (sighs) "I will find someone new to get over Choi Soobin."
hueningkai: "A little bit louder, please."
y/n: "I will find someone new to get over Choi Soobin."
hueningkai: "Exactly. And what better way than a dating app?"
y/n: "Don't most people just come on here to hook up?"
hueningkai: "Yes but we won't set you up with those types of people. I'll monitor everything and make sure you find a nice gentleman."
y/n: "You sound like my dad or something."
hueningkai: "Oh, he messaged! Reply, reply!"
