hueningkai: "Hello?"
soobin: "Hey."
hueningkai: "Hey... what's up?"
soobin: "Um... not much."
hueningkai: "...okay...?"
soobin: "Um... actually, I think I left [y/n]'s Christmas gift at your house."
hueningkai: "Let me go check under the tree."
soobin: "No, I think I left it near the sofa."
hueningkai: "Oh, got it. It is near the sofa. Did you want to get it?"
soobin: "Nah, that's okay. It's late now."
hueningkai: "...so... earlier... that kiss was something, huh?"
soobin: "Just following the tradition."
hueningkai: "You followed the tradition for a solid minute and a half."
soobin: (silence)
hueningkai: "I mean, hey, it is what it is."
soobin: "I think..."
hueningkai: "You think what?"
soobin: "I don't know. I think I'm gonna head to bed."
hueningkai: "Soobin."
soobin: "What?"
hueningkai: "[y/n] is my friend."
soobin: "I know. She's mine, too."
hueningkai: "I know. But friendly tip: friends don't kiss their friends for that long, even for a Christmas tradition."
[HUENINGKAI hangs up]