dad: "[y/n], honey, I need to pee."
y/n: "One second."
dad: "You've been in there for forty minutes..."
mom: "You still need to eat breakfast."
y/n: "I'm almost done."
dad: "She said that ten minutes ago..."
(bathroom door opens)
y/n: "Okay."
dad: "...well, someone looks nice today."
mom: "[y/n], there's toast on the ta... oh. Do you have a presentation today for class?"
y/n: "...mhm."
mom: "Okay. Then eat up. You might get a headache later on and get docked off presentation points."
y/n: "Okay."
(phone vibrates)
y/n: "Do we have a Ziplock bag?"
dad: "For?"
y/n: "My toast. I want to get to school extra early to practice. I can eat on the go."
mom: "Hm. Okay. Here."
y/n: "Thank you."
dad: "Remember: don't make direct eye contact with your teacher."
y/n: "Why?"
dad: "Because you might start imagining them as a pineapple and burst into laughter."
(silence)
dad: "Or was that just me as a kid..."
y/n: (snorts and smiles) "Bye, Dad."
