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yeonjun: I have a very important question

y/n: This is your thing, isn't it?

yeonjun: How do you make holy water?

y/n: ...how?

yeonjun: You boil the hell out of it

yeonjun: kekekeke

y/n: (typing)

y/n: I'm not sure how to respond to that, to be honest

yeonjun: You know

yeonjun: Most people laugh at my jokes

y/n: Aren't they a bit cringy though?

yeonjun: That's why they laugh! 

yeonjun: Also, aren't we supposed to be getting to know each other?

y/n: I think so

y/n: So far what I've gotten from you is that you ask a lot of questions and you like dad jokes

yeonjun: So far what I've gotten from you is that you're too serious

yeonjun: Loosen up

y/n: I can be loose

yeonjun: Then tell me a joke

yeonjun: Don't use Google, no cheating

y/n: What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?

yeonjun: Nobody knows

y/n: Hey

y/n: You were supposed to give me a chance 

y/n: At least pretend you don't know

yeonjun: Sorry, I have an extensive list of jokes stored in my brain

yeonjun: I can never forget them

y/n: I can tell

yeonjun: Props to that joke though

y/n: Thank you

yeonjun: So, are you in your senior year, too?

y/n: Unfortunately

yeonjun: Why unfortunately?

y/n: I'm not too sure what I want to do after high school

yeonjun: No college?

y/n: Yes to college

y/n: I'm just uncertain about what I want to major in

y/n: I went in undeclared

yeonjun: That's okay

yeonjun: It takes a lot of time to figure out what you want to do in life

y/n: Jokester and philosopher?

yeonjun: Maaaaybe

yeonjun: I can be both, can't I?

y/n: I suppose

yeonjun: What about you?

yeonjun: What's one thing someone wouldn't expect about you?

y/n: That I don't follow all the rules

y/n: I'm not a 24/7 good two shoes

yeonjun: Who is?

y/n: People think I am

yeonjun: Well, show them wrong

y/n: I did, unintentionally

yeonjun: And?

y/n: It was a disaster

yeonjun: Try again

yeonjun: And make it less disastrous

y/n: Easier said than done

y/n: Maybe it's better to be on the sidelines

yeonjun: It's okay to be on the sidelines but remember that you don't belong on the sidelines

y/n: I should change your name in my phone from Yeonjun to Aristotle

yeonjun: I already changed your name in my phone

y/n: To what?

yeonjun: My Future Girlfriend


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