//THIS WAS WRITTEN IN 2014 I KNOW ITS BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE THE BAN ON MAGGI WAS LIFTED//
10:55 pm, Ruhan: HEY
10:55 pm, Ruhan: LISTEN I HAVE NEWS
10:55 pm, Ruhan: NO WAIT ACTUALLY HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEWS
10:55 pm, Ruhan: MY LOVE
10:55 pm, Ruhan: MY LIFE
10:56 pm, Ruhan: MAGGI IS BACK
10:56 pm, Ruhan: I MADE A PACKET TODAY AND CRIED AS I ATE IT I AM NOT ASHAMED
10:58 pm, Crazy Stalker:u wanna know a secret?
10:58 pm, Ruhan: haan jee
10:58 pm, Crazy Stalker: I never really liked maggi
10:59 pm, Ruhan: Excuse me what
10:59 pm, Ruhan: We cannot be friends anymore
11:00 pm, Crazy Stalker: honestly, when the noodles went off the market the most emotion I displayed was a 'meh'.
11:00 pm, Ruhan: I'm not kidding. I take this very personally
11:01 pm, Crazy Stalker: yeah well too bad.
11:02 pm, Ruhan: Have you even tried maggi?
11:02 pm, Crazy Stalker: once, when I was five. And that's all it took for me to develop a seething hatred for it
11:03 pm, Ruhan: Now is your chance to redeem yourself. I'm making maggi as we speak. Come over
11:04 pm, Crazy Stalker:Midnight snack eh? I think I'll pass
11:04 pm, Ruhan: You are a very misguided human being.
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11:17 pm, Ruhan: what kind of music do you listen to?
11:19 pm, Crazy Stalker:what's with the sudden subject change?
11:19 pm, Ruhan: You can bring a horse to the stream but you can't make it drink.
11:19 pm, Crazy Stalker: Alternative Rock. A little bit of indie pop
11:19 pm, Ruhan: wow that's specific. I expected you to say like classical Indian music, or something
11:21 pm, Crazy Stalker:WHAT teenager do you know that listens to classical Indian music? Who's your favourite artist?
11:21 pm, Ruhan: Post-renaissance, pre-renaissance, or during that time period?
11:22 pm, Crazy Stalker: Oh ha ha very funny, you know what kind of artist I meant. -_-
11:22 pm, Ruhan:Maroon five. Adam Levine is my man crush.
11:22 pm, Crazy Stalker: you've got good taste in men, I'll give you that.
11:22 pm, Ruhan: so my crush is woman approved?
11:23 pm, Crazy Stalker: haha lol yeah I guess. That doesn't sound like an actual thing
11:23 pm, Ruhan: yeah well too bad ;)
11:23 pm, Crazy Stalker:don't mock me
11:25 pm, Crazy Stalker:good night
11:26 pm, Ruhan: good night
11:26 pm, Ruhan: And if you're thinking of taking up my offer, TOO LATE. I ate ALL my maggi.
11:28 pm, Crazy Stalker: oh no I'm filled with regret
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