So we're all chilling in the livingroom, and by all I mean Garrett, Alex, Kouvr and I. Alex said I would make a great addition to the vlog and they spent 30 minutes trying to convince me to join. I found it hilarious. "So you going to join?" Kouvr asked. I turned to her. "Honestly I'm not sure" I laughed. "Pleaseeee I need new friends and I'm tired of being the only girl in this house" Kouvr pouted. "You aren't the only girl, you've got Calvin and Garrett" I nodded. As I said that, Calvin walked into the living room.
We all laughed at the look on his face as he walked back out. "WAIT can you practice your pick up lines on Lexi?" Alex called after Calvin as he jumped up and ran to catch him. We looked at him running away and laughed. "I don't see why not" I heard Calvin sigh. I sat up and looked at Alex and Calvin as they walked in. "Wait no she's pretty I can't" Calvin left the room again. Everyone laughed and my jaw dropped. Alex attempted to make Calvin come back in.
"Okay okay fine damn" Calvin walked back into the living room with Alex pushing him. I laughed. "I've never even kissed a girl or picked one up so how am I suppose to do this?" Calvin asked. "Figure it out" Alex smiled and continued pushing him over. "And since you'll be sitting next to each other feel free to make out" Alex sat Calvin next to me. "Gross" I shook my head. Calvin dropped his head and everyone laughed. Just to be clear, any rude things I say are just jokes, I would apologize if I saw that the jokes were really offending anyone.
But I know how Alex' vlogs are. "Wait get Ryland and Angel in here too" Garrett nodded. "Don't kill the girl" Kouvr laughed scared. "No if they kill her it'll be good clickbait and content" Alex nodded. "You're a psycho" I laughed. Everyone started laughing. "We'll be arriving with Ryland and Angel in 2 seconds" Calvin announced. Kouvr checked the time. "2 hours has passed already? Damn" Kouvr burped. "Nice" I high fived her. Angel, Calvin, Alex and Ryland came walking back into the living room.
"So I've gathered you all here so you can show us your best pick up lines" Alex announced before they walked over to us. "I'm down" Ryland shrugged. "Wait why can't I have a say in this" I asked. "Because you're irrelevant" Alex pressed his lips together. My jaw dropped as everyone laughed. "So Angel, you'll go first, then Ryland, then Calvin so he can see how you guys do it, whoever gives the best pickup line gets the girl" Alex explained.
They all nodded. "May the best man win" Calvin shook Ryland and Angel's hands, then Ryland and Angel shook each others hands. The 3 of them went and stood in a line, Angel in front. "Wait why can't Garrett do this too?" I asked. "Because you'll pick him by default and everyone here knows why except for him" Alex laughed. "He's got a point" I nodded making everyone laugh.
I gave Angel a second and everyone looked at him, waiting for him to come over to me. Angel started walking over to me. He sat next to me and looked at me. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together" he winked at me. I yawned. "ERRRR next" Alex yelled. Angel stood up and walked away with his head down. Ryland came forward and sat next to me.
"So I'm doing this fundraiser and I just need you to fill out this form for me" he handed me his phone. It was a contact entry. I typed in my number saved my name as "🤡🤡🤡" and put this as the background photo
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I handed Ryland his phone. He smiled at me and stood up and walked away. "Alright Calvin, do you need anytime to prepare?" Alex asked. "Nope" Calvin responded. "Alright. Whenever you're ready" Alex nodded. Calvin took a deep breath. "Hey girl" he started. I burst out laughing. Everyone else started laughing. "Okay okay I'm sorry, continue" I took a deep breath. "Alright" Calvin laughed. "Did it burn when you crawled up from hell? Because you are hot" Calvin licked his finger and touched my thigh making a sizzle sound.
Everyone started non-stop laughing. Once we calmed down. "Wait can I go?" Garrett asked. "Go ahead" Alex gestured him forward. "And don't just pick him because-" I shushed Alex as he glared at me. Garrett dusted off his shoulders and came over to me, he sat down next to me. "Are you a teddy bear? Because I wanna put a hoodie on you and cuddle you all night" Garrett smiled.
"Awh fuck he wins" Calvin walked away. Everyone burst out laughing. "Woah....that was cute" I laughed. Everyone laughed. "WAIT WHAT IF GARRETT AND LEXI MADE OUT!?" Ryland yelled. Ryland looked at everyone. "I'm the only one wondering? Alright" Ryland walked away. "Nope I'm wondering too" Garrett looked at me. Everyone looked at us. Kouvr wrapped her arms around me and pulled me towards her "mine" Kouvr pouted.
Garrett threw his hands up in defense. Jack started texting me and I ignored him and recorded bits and pieces of the rest of the day.
