BRUISED HEART ♕ glee

THIRTEEN

I was talking to Finn as we walked into the choir room, we hear laughs and we looked over. I see the group leaning over and watching a laptop, music coming from it. We walked over and I leaned over Artie's shoulder, raising an eyebrow.

"What's so funny?" Finn asked, confused as well. I see the back of a blonde ladies head, but I didn't see how that was funny.

"You're not watching the video of me falling off stage at my first Tiny Tots beauty pageant?" Rachel asked, walking up to us as well.

"That's Olivia Newton-John's 'Physical'. It was pretty ground-breaking subject matter at the time considering it depiction of fluid sexuality." Jesse comments and I looked up, giving a little smirk.

"You know all things considered, you're actually smart." I said, and he playfully glares at me as he nudged my shoulder.

"Ohmygod!" Mercedes shouted, laughing even louder. I looked back to the screen with an unamused face.

"I don't get what's so-," I stopped myself and my mouth dropped then I grinned like an idiot, "That's not Olivia Newton-John. That's Sue Sylvester!" The group laughed and I joined them.

"Where did you get this?" Finn asked, looking at the group.

"I can tell you I certainly did not steal it from her locked file cabinet yesterday when she sent me back to her office to get her hormone replacement injection during Cheerios practice." Kurt says and I put my hand on his shoulder.

"You are quite literally my favourite person right now." I said to him and we continued watching the laptop.

"Wait, did she just do the Cabbage Patch?" Artie asked.

"I'm posting this on YouTube." Finn says, grabbing the laptop.

"No, wait, wait. Do you think that's a good idea? She might kill us." Rachel says and I shrugged, along with everyone else.

"Oh, let her get a taste of some of the humiliation she put us through." Mercedes says, making us agree with her.

"She's put me through hell and back, especially when I was a Cheerio." I said, scoffing.

"I'm with Finn. You guys need to stop being such asses and start being badasses." Jesse says, and we all nodded.

"Ten bucks it goes viral by lunch." Finn said, and I smirked fist bumping him.

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I crossed my arms over my chest, giving a deadpanned look as I see Mr Schue holding up the 'Glist' and he was angry. It had been posted around school, one especially on my locker. I made it second place after Quinn, no surprise, then it was Santana, Puck and Jesse.

I was quite surprised that Jesse made it after Puck, following the rest of the guys.

"Who did it? This is serious." Mr Schue starts, "Principal Figgins is threating to disband the club."

"Why are we playing this game? We all know it was Puck." Santana says in a bored tone.

"Back off. I didn't do squat." Puck says, defending himself.

"If Puck did it, Phoenix would be first. He's like in love with her." Mercedes says and Puck looks at her then to me.

"I'm not in love with her." Puck says and I rolled my eyes.

"Puckerman, everyone loves me. Guys and girls alike." I said, giving him a bored look, "Jesse has been here a week and he's head over heels." Jesse looks at me and I smirked, before looking back to the front.