Zim POV:
"I have arrived on Earth four days ago and I have learned that the planet is filled with disgusting species known as Humans!! Another thing is that my plans of invasion may be a bit difficult if it wasn't for a meddlesome girl figuring out that I am a Alien and will do anything to stop me so it is up to me to learn about everything about my enemy and what I have learned about her since yesterday is that she is from a "dimension" called Mewni which is probably code for alien who is here to protect the planet instead of destroying it! Another thing I learned about her is that she has this "wand" that seems to do magic what I have seen in her battle after she had turned our former human worm teacher into a troll ,although it was very funny, I know that is should not take her out of danger and that I must be careful when dealing with her. Right now I must find a plan but it won't come around but I can't just wait so I better figure it out and I will crush!!! The Mewni worm girl for my name is Zim!!!!" I finished my thought as I watched from the stands of what the humans seem to be playing a sport called football.
Star POV:
"My very first pep rally!" I Said as I gasp and I yell "I am so excited!" I "When aren't you excited? Also aren't you more concern that Zim is sitting right above us?" Marco Said as he points to Zim who was sitting right behind us. "Pay no attention to me I am just here watching what humans refer a rally to destroy the enemies of the school!" He Said "And why don't I believe that?" I Said suspiciously at him. "Shh! The rally is starting Mewman!" He Said as we heard the the principal start the pep rally and we watched the cheerleaders perform which was awesome. "Make some noise if you love the Awesome Opossums!" The head cheerleader yells as the crowd starts to cheer which I gasp and said "I love opossums! They carry their babies on their backs!" "Pathetic! It's a wonder that this planet hasn't been conquered yet!" Zim Said which I growled. "You guys do know she's talking about our football team, right? We're going up against the Warriors." Marco Said "The Warriors?" "Warriors?" Me and Zim asks him. "Our rivals from Silver Hill Prep." Said Alfonzo "Every year, their team slaughters our guys." Marco adds "It's gonna be a bloodbath." Skullnick Said Who was sitting two seats above to the right Said. "Finally a sport that I can get onboard with!" Zim Said "That's terrible! We must do something!" I Said "Well, you could join the Spirit Committee. Those kids are relentless when it comes to supporting the team." Marco said as he motions to the spirit Committee who one of their member did a split. "Relentless." He Said "What a great idea! We better pick up some supplies!" I Said as I grabbed Marcos sleeve but he wasn't budging a inch which I stopped. "As fun as that sounds, you can go without me." He Said "Okay!" I Said as I ran off.
Zim POV:
I watched as the puny Mewman worm runs away and runs back to Whisper something to our teacher and I knew she is planning to make sure that this sport won't end in bloodbath in the opposing team's favor but then it hit me. "Of course! If she is helping with the support team then I will make sure she goes down in defeat and I have the greatest idea to crush her!" I then ran back to my base so that I can prepare to crush her.
Time skip
I slammed the door open and I yelled out. "Gir!!" I looked around and I don't see him around so I yelled out his name again "GIR!!! GIR! Where are you!!!!" I then heard the door open and I saw GIR came in with his disguise on and he starts to take it off. "GIR! Where have you been?" I asked him "I was next door having cookies with the neighbor's." He Said "GIR! Your not supposed to be making friends with the enemy. We are here to destroy them!" I Said "Okay." He Said "Good! Now I have a genius plan to crush the Mewman worm!" I Said I walked to the entrance to my lab. "We must build the greatest team the world has ever seen and Star won't see to coming!" I exclaimed as me and GIR went down to the lab.
No POV:
Star was at a dumpster looking at a dumpster which had four stray cats. "You guys ready to be part of my kitty cat offense?" She asked them which the only response was when a cat meowed. "Ugh, fine. Then I guess we gotta do this the hard way." She says as she jumps in the dumpster. "Kitty!" The dumpster starts to shake and rattle as Star was trying to catch the cats to be part of her defense. "I got you now!" She yells as the lid closes and magic sounds could be heard.
At Zim's lab Zim was with his tools and he was blowtorching something as he stops to look at his invention. "Yes. Yes! Yeesssss!!!! Hahahahahahaaaa" he laughs as he goes back to work.
Star was chasing a squirrel so she put it in her defenses but slips but before grabbing the squirrels tail with her.
Zim has dozens of tv screens all on many different programs about football which it can see that a bunch of wires that are connected to the screens all lead to a machine where many wires go to many capsules and at the side is Zim with a evil grin on his face.
Star was at the park stealthily walking to a bird who was not paying attention to her as she jumps and grabs the bird and she uses her wand to turn it to a magical bird.
Back to Zim who was watching from the stands as GIR was at a scoreboard where it was 30 to 30 and several shadows can be seen playing football which Zim was laughing in delight.
Time skip
Game night
It was game night and everyone was getting ready for the game and Marco and his friends where standing next to the bleachers. " It's almost game time, and thanks to me, no Warriors have even gotten close to you. In fact, I haven't seen them arrive yet?" Marco Said in confusion as he doesn't see any warriors around for some reason. Then Star appears in battle armor who yells out "Haaaaah!" Which surprised them.
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Invader Zim vs Star Butterfly
HumorZim is a Irken who was "sent" to Earth to blend with the locals and take over the planet. But it is never easy when he lands at the city of Echo Creek where a girl by the name of Star Butterfly who is there to stop his plans of conquering Earth! ...