Invader Zim vs Star Butterfly

Zim vs nature

Zim POV:
"The wilderness... a place where only you have your wits, talents, knowledge, and skills to survive here.... this is where people come to survive the wild." I said as GIR and Minimoose were standing in front of me next to the ship. "Why are we here?" GIR asked me. "I just told you, GIR." I said as I placed a hand on my forehead. "Nyah?" "Why are we here and not trying to take over the Earth? We are doing this because the wild is dangerous! And we must learn to conquer it, to show that we can beat whatever the Earth has to show!" I told him. "I got the tent." GIR said as I blasted the tent into ashes. "No GIR, we will not be using tents... we will be building our shelter from scratch." I said as I tore a branch off a tree which resulted in a explosion. "What the!?" I yelled as I ducked down. "Nature is attacking back! Return fire!" I yelled as I tossed a fire grenade at the tree which I exploded and burn some trees down. "Ha! Take that nature!" I yelled as I heard nature yelling. "Camping!!" "Nature has become self aware and is on to our plan! Retreat!!" I yelled as I started running while GIR and Minimoose were roasting marshmallows. I ran past some bushes until I bumped into something. "Zim?" I heard the familiar voice of Star. "Star? What are you doing here?" I asked as I saw that I had hit some sort of Mewman. "Honey, do you know this little guy?" He asked her. "Dad, this is Zim. Zim this is my dad." She said as I stared and yelled out. "What!?"
Time skip
I was on the boat with Star, Marco and Star's dad who was doing sit ups for some reason but I wasn't going to ask since I left the safety of my ship. Good thing I had my disguise in my pak. "Dad, oh, it's always great to see you. But what are you doing here?" Star asks "And why am I here?" I added. "What, I can't go camping with my own daughter? I taught you how to camp. And as for you. I want to know my daughters enemy and have close eye on you while I'm here." He said "Yeah, and now Marco's showing me how to go camping here on Earth." Star told him. "Really? Is he showing you how to stalk a Narinthian tar beast for eleven days with no food, no sleep, and no clothes⁈" her dad said. "Are Natinthian tar beast's dangerous enough to prove that to nature that I can beat her?" I asked him. "If you do it right." He said as I pulled a notepad from pak and I started taking notes. "No Dad, nature's really nice here. Look at what it gave me" Star said as she held up her arm to show a insect bite. "Love bites." "Nature. Nice! Ha! When I tried to tear a branch off to build a shelter it retaliated with a explosion sound which I countered with a fire grenade burning it and its friends to dust." I said "You what!?" Marco said in surprise. "Sounds like you showed those trees whose boss." Her dad said "No! Ugh... Here Marco. Show Dad and Zim how to Earth fish." Star told Marco. "Yeah, sure." He said as he hands us a fishing rod. "Whoa. So how do I..." he asks as his hook goes into the water. "Amazing. Now what?" He asks "Yeah! When do I toss the net bomb?" I added. "We don't! Your already doing it. Just sit and wait." Marco told us as we were waiting. "You wait for the fish to come to you?" Star's dad asks. "Just relax and take it all in." Marco said as he took a deep breathe and I saw Star's dad jump into the water. "Screw it!" I thought as I was about to jump in until I realized that it was water. "Okay. Where'd he go?" Marco asks as Star's dad surfaces from the water with a boulder. "Fishing!!" He yells as he tosses it which makes a big wave and starts beating up his own leg. "I'm just gonna..." I said as I activated my pak to launch me out of here.
Time skip
I was back at my campsite where I saw GIR and Minimoose had managed to build themselves a shelter. "What!? You managed to build a shelter!?" I yelled in surprise. "Nyah!" Minimoose said as I sighed. "Star and her Dad along with Marco are here two." I told him as I sat at a log and grabbed a stick and a marshmallow. "So..." I said when I saw some bushes being pushed to reveal Star, Marco and her dad. "Alright, this were close to. Oh come on!" Marco says as he saw me. "Ah! There you are. I see you built yourself a fire and a shelter." Her dad said. "Nyah!" Minimoose said as he floats next to him. "You even caught a moose that I've been hearing about. Now we can have lunch!" "No dad. This is Minimoose and he's a robot." Star tells him. "Oh." He says "What are you three doing here?" I asked "We are supposed to be heading to old Youthful but we seem to be getting sidetracked." Marco tells me. "Marshmallow?" GIR asks them. "I'm good." Marco said. "Well carry on! I'm just conquering nature where it stands." I said as I saw my marshmallow was in fire. "Ahhh!!'l I yelled as I tossed the marshmallow into the trees which they caught on fire. I then hear sirens which Marco sighs.
Time skip
"Thanks for bringing my ship to me." I said as we were outside the ranger station and the rangers were bringing my ship in. "No problem." The ranger said as he lowers the ship down. "That's it! I'm going home. Nature has beaten me." I said as GIR and Minimoose were looking at me from the bench. "I know that you are disappointed, but nature has shown that it has beaten us in its own territory. Which is why we will mark nature as a threat and when the Tallest arrives, they shall burn it to the ground." I told them. "I see that you were let go." Star said as she walked up. "Yep. I still can't believe that they let you go early!" I said in disbelief. "Well my dad did pay them off." She said. "Whatever. I'm leaving this camping stuff behind and going back to basic." I told her. "What!? You can't just give up just like that!" She said "Why can't I?" I asked her. "Because, it would show that you aren't the best invader and that nature is too much for the Irken empire." "Armada. But I do see what you mean. Fine! I'll try again. To prove that nature hasn't beaten me!" I yelled as I charge to nature.
Time skip
"Well... I certainly showed nature what for." I said as I was sitting on a log and I was burnt all over and roasting a marshmallow . "Thanks for letting me stay." I said to Star, Marco, Star's dad and Marco's parent who were sitting on opposite logs. While GIR was sleeping next to Star and Minimoose floating above me. "It's no problem... though I'm sorry about your ship." Marco said as he motions to the destroyed cruiser that was next the Diaz's car. "Yes... nature has shown to be a fierce force to be messing with." I said "You were trying to start a campfire." Star's dad said. "Yep... very fierce." I said as I felt my head burst on fire but I ignored it as everyone stares. "Very fierce..."