No POV:
Inside the house of Zim is where in the living room GIR in his disguise falls from the ceiling and lands on the couch and he bounces to the center of the room. "Yeee heeee! I'm running, I'm running!" He yells as he runs all over the living room and into the kitchen where goes into the entrance to the lab. In the lab Zim who is working on the arms which it was holding a computer chip. Zim was holding a laser pen to work on the chip and GIR slides in through the tube and he slides through the floor until he stops and gets up and takes off his disguise. "I'm naked!" He yells as he starts to run around the lab. "GIR! Sit still! I need quite to repair your guidance systems box." Zim yells GIR responds with "I don't need it! I don't need it!" He then runs up the tube but he falls down. A claw comes from the tube and hands Zim the chip. "Done. The finest in Irken guidance technology and I have improved it." He then walks to GIR. "With these upgrades, GIR, there will be nothing that you cannot find, no situation that you cannot guide us out of." Zim says as he opens the top of GIR's head which had a beehive for some reason and the bees starts to fly around. "BEEES!" Zim yells as he grabs the beehive and he throws it up the tube which the bees have followed it up the tube. "Now, if we could just work on your behavior." Zim says as he puts the chip in GIR's head. "Aw, my bees..." GIR says as Zim finishes placing the chip and closes GIR's head. " You now possess superior geographic guidance abilities, GIR." Zim says "GIR says "Finally." Zim then grabs his laptop and says. "Report upgrade status." Which Zim jumps up and glows red and salutes and he says. "Sir, guidance chip in place and fully functional, sir." He then stops saluting. "Demonstrate. Which way is... Echo Creek Academy?" Zim asks as GIR points to where it is located. "Good, GIR. Now, something tougher. Where is planet Blorch?" Zim asks as GIR points to the sky of where the planet is located. "Excellent! Now, where is our home planet, Irk?" Zim asks as GIR moves his finger slightly. "Perfect! Okay, GIR. I think a field test is in order." Zim says as he went out to get ready to do the field test.
Time skip
The front door opens and Zim was in a different disguise."Be alert, GIR! On this planet we are surrounded by danger, and madness!" Zim says as he and GIR were walking to the sidewalk. "And where exactly are you going?" Said a voice which Zim turns to see that it was Star Who Said it. "Uh.... hello random girl. I am just a normal human worm who is fixing to walk my perfectly normal dog." Zim tried to throw her off. "Nice try Zim." She Said "Lies!!!" Zim yells as he points at her who was staring at him with a unimpressed look. "So.... what are planning on doing?" She asks him suspiciously. "Oh nothing really, I am just field testing GIR's guidance system is all. I am not planning on destroying the Earth today so you can go back home and watch from your telescope and look at the stars before the planet burns one day by yours truly and have a nice day." Zim Said as he was about to leave but Star stood in his way. "And why don't I believe you.?" She Said in suspension of what he is doing. "You have no way of knowing if I am telling the truth or not and you will be in your out of place tower which will keep you awake and you will be too tired to stop me when I do my master plan to conquer the Earth, so have a nice day Mewman worm." Zim says as he adds "Come on GIR, let's go in our walk." He and GIR walked past her as she was thinking about what he said and she then starts following them. "Then I am following you until you head back!" She yells at them as they head to the city.
They explore the city as they walk past a clothing store and past a tv store which was on which GIR stops but was dragged along since Zim and Star were still walking. After a few hours of walking all over the city they stop. "That was the longest walk that I have ever been." Star tiredly said. "I agree and I think I've had my fill of these horrible... stink people things for today." Zim says as Star responds "Dont call them stink people. They are normal people." She tells him "They are and look at that one and say they aren't!" Zim says as he points to a man who was on his cellphone and he was picking his nose. Star looks in disgust and she snaps out of it and says "Well... just because he is picking his nose... doesn't mean he should be called a stink people!" "They are! Anyway, GIR! activate your guidance chip and lead the way to home!" Zim tells GIR to do which he points up which Zim and Star looks baffled until Zim laughs and says. "No. No GIR, not Irk. I meant our home base here on Earth." "Oh, here." GIR says as he points down. "Our house is not underground." Star tells him and Zim says "Our house, GIR! Which direction is our house?" "Um, that way." GIR Said I Sure as he points behind them but he changes his mind and points somewhere else. "No, wait, um, it's over there." "How could you not know! I just upgraded your guidance system!" Zim says "Maybe you upgraded it wrong." Star tells him which annoys him. "I upgraded it just fine and I'm sure there is a good reason why. So GIR, why is your Guidance system not working?" Zim says which GIR says "Oh, I left that at home." "You left what at home?" Zim says in surprise. "he guidy, chippy, thingy." GIR says "You! Why would you do that!?!" Zim yells in anger. "Give him a break, I'm sure he had a good reason why?" Star tells him which GIR answers "To make room for the cupcake!" He then unzips his disguise to take out the cupcake which he starts eating it and he soon finishes it and starts licking the wrapper. "Yeah, a very good reason." Zim says as he grunts in anger and says "How could you do this? You've left us stranded in the middle of the enemy territory! Surrounded by humans!" GIR's eyes starts to water up. "Hey! Don't make him feel bad! He means well." Star tells him as she picks up GIR to cheer him up. "Well I can see that he understand his mistake and me being angry will get us no closer to home. I will just have to use my innate invader survival skills to get us out of here." Zim says "Orrr I could use. My. Dimensional. Scissors...." Star Said as she was checking her pockets only to have her wand, and phone with her. "Your Scissors? I don't think a pair of measly scissors will help us." Zim says as he walks up to a trash can. "See, GIR, Star? The Almighty Tallest have not placed there trust in me without reason." He says "Who?" Star asks "The Tallest are my leaders." He yells her as he was digging through the trash and GIR moans in despair who was still being held by Star and he says "I miss you, cupcake." "Dont worry GIR, when we get back I will make you another cupcake." Star tells him which cheers him up as Zim gets out of the trash with scraps of metal in his hands. I will use these pieces of scrap metal to fashion a compass..." Zim says as he starts building the compass. "...using this planet's own magnetic field against it!" He then finishes it and turns around to show his compass. "Now, witness the power of my compass!" Zim says as the compass's arrow points to GIR which it soon flies off of Zim's hands and unto GIR's body. "Aw, it likes me!" GIR says "Perhaps a compass is not the best tool for this situation!" Zim says "I could always call Marco to pick us up and back to our street." Star suggested. "Never! In the unknown you could be at a unknown place where all your stuff won't be with you and you aren't prepared, so it is better to prepare than to be unprepared." Zim tells her which she was thinking about what he said and she sighs and says. "Fine... but if we don't find our way home before Sunday night then I am calling Marco." She tells him. "Fine! But there will be no need to call once we are back at our street." Zim says. "Why don't we ask the information humans for help?" GIR suggested "I will not stoop as low as to ask the humans for help!" Zim yells as a bus starts to pass them but it starts backing up. "You speak nonsense, GIR! We help ourselves." He says as GIR and Star reads the sign on the bus. "What about the bus?" Which Zim turns around to see the bus. "Excellent, GIR And Star! We will use one of their own methods of transportation to beat this revolting city!" He says Zim goes on the Bus but Star and GIR don't follow him and Star was trying to say. "Do you have money?" But Zim doesn't hear her as he sits on the front seat. "Where do you think you're going?" The bus driver asks him "I go home. Now mind your business, bus slave!" Zim yells "You don't go anywhere without bus fare!" She tells him which asks in confusion. "Fare?" "This aint a free ride, little man." She snorts and adds "You need money!" "You expect me to pay to be on this filthy machine? Have you the brain worms!?!" Zim says as he was then thrown out of the bus and into the sidewalk. "I tried to tell you." Star says as she walks up to him with GIR still in her arms. "Fine! I don't need your bus! I will use the power of my sun to find my way!" Zim yells as he gets up and the bus drives away. "Are we gonna ride the sun home?" GIR asks in confusion "No, GIR. I can use the Earth's sun to determine which direction is west. The Earth's sun always sets in the west. Now watch me amaze you!" Zim tells "That's actually a good idea." Star says "Of course it is !y plans are always good!" Zim yells as he starts to stare at the sun. "Hmmm, emmm, mmmm." Zim says as his eyes start to smoke and to bubble up and fry. "Uh... Zim?" Star tries to get his attention but Zim interrupted by saying. "Wait a minute... I'm blind!" He starts to run around which Star was looking around to find a way to cool him off and she sees a bucket of water sitting on the bench. She then sets GIR down and grabs the bucket and toss the water at Zim only to make his pain worse. "It burns!?!?!" He yells as he was now in pain. "Sorry! I didn't know water hurts you?!?" Star apologize to him who was running around in pain still. GIR then starts to chase him thinking he is playing a game. "No! GIR! I think they booby trapped their sun somehow and keep water around them to hurt people!" Zim says as Star just watch them run around. "And to think that I thought that he was a threat to the planet." Star Said in disbelief which she sighs and Zim runs into the wall and his eyes are smoking and bubbled. "A minor setback. We'll be home in no time. I'll just wait until the skin grows back on my eyeballs!" Zim says as Star sits down next to him and GIR gets on her lap which she pets him. "I'll keep eye out Incase anyone tries anything funny." She says as she grabs her wand.
Time skip
It was nighttime and Zim starts to rub his eyes to see that he is no longer blind. "Guys! I can see! I can see! Now we can figure out how to escape this filthy place." Zim tells them. "Finally! And all took almost a few hours for them to get better." Star says as she yawns as GIR wakes up and gets off her lap. "Get a job, ya bums!" Said a random person who walks by. "That was rude!" Star says in annoyance. "That's it! If we can find a job, we can make money. With this money, we can ride the bus! I'm going to beat you, city! You won't make a fool of this Irken invader!" Zim yells at the city. "But how will we make money?" Star asks him "Dont worry, I know how." He says as they start walking.
Zim's idea was them at the park as Zim, Star, And GIR were dancing with Zim's hat being filled by coins.
After a while they had managed to gain the good amount of coins to take the bus back home where they are now at the bus stop waiting for the bus to arrive. They see the bus drive by and stops at the stop and they get on with Zim dumping the coins in the change bin and they find a empty seat to sit at. "Finally, we are heading home!" Zim says in relief. "I agree! It has been a long day." Star says as the bus drives off only to be stopped by a traffic jam.
Zim POV:
I was sitting in the seat and I saw that we were seating with a drooling baby worm who was staring at me which turn to GIR who was smiling and making noises which I looked at Star Who was playing on her phone and she was making some goofy faces for some reason which I turn back to the baby to see it with a evil look for some reason which I gasps and I turn to the window. When I looked outside I saw a man waiting for a ride which a yellow car came by and the guy got on and the car drives on the sidewalk avoiding the traffic. I turn back to the bus to see so many ugly faces around me. I was looking and everything is disgusting! I saw a man pick his nose which was the same guy from last time! A man with drool on his face, a frowning clown for some reason, a old man with flies, a blue and white robot girl, and a frog creature staring at us with binoculars!
No POV:
"I cannot stay on this bus any longer!" Zim yells as he, GIR, and Star were on the sidewalk watching the bus drive off. "What is wrong with these people!?! This place is just begging to be destroyed!" Zim says in anger "Well, why couldn't you have explode near where we live!" Star yells "That's It! I have a plan!" Zim exclaims "What! Are we going to fly?" Star says "No, but close." Zim says as he points at a tall building. "Ocular implants are standard invader issue. From the top of that building my incredible eyes should be able to spot our neighborhood. Come on!" Zim says as they start to walk to the tall building. "I hope this works." Star Said in uncertainty.
Time skip
"What do you mean it's close!?!" Zim yells as they see that the sign says close. "It says that there is a bug problem and it won't open in four days." Star says as she reads the sign as Zim was continuing to pound his head on the door. "Can I call Marco now?" Star asks "Nooo!!! I still have one more idea!" Zim says "Oh come on! What now!?!" Star says in annoyance. "Simple! We will be taking the yellow car that drives us even if there is a traffic jams!" Zim says "You mean the taxi?" Star says "Correct!" He exclaims they walks to the edge of the sidewalk and yells "Hey!" Which a taxi cab stops and they got on. "Where to?" The driver asks them. "You think I won't be ready, but you're wrong presumptuous cab beast! I have prepared myself for this moment, and it is paid off in full! You see, the invaders learn from their mistakes, however rare they may be! Now, human, take me to... that way!" Zim tells him as he points to the right and adds "And quickly. In case you haven't noticed, I've been trying to go home!" The cab then drives off to where Zim points. "I'm going to take a nap. Could you wake me when we get to our stop?" Star asks them as GIR leans on her and starts to fall to sleep. "Sure, sure, whatever." He says as Star then closes her eyes.
Time skip
Mexico
The cab driver has dropped them off at Mexico which leaves Zim and Star with Disgruntled looks on their faces as GIR was dancing to the music. "Can I call Marco now?" Star bluntly asks. "Fine! Go ahead." Zim says as Star picks up her phone and starts dialing to call Marco to get them a ride back home.
YOU ARE READING
Invader Zim vs Star Butterfly
HumorZim is a Irken who was "sent" to Earth to blend with the locals and take over the planet. But it is never easy when he lands at the city of Echo Creek where a girl by the name of Star Butterfly who is there to stop his plans of conquering Earth! ...