Invader Zim vs Star Butterfly

Nubs of Doom

Zim POV:
It had been a week since that alternate universe plan which I only learned about what that version of me had lived and hopefully that Star has lived the similar life and I will use what I know to taunt her and get her angry enough that she won't think clearly when I pull off a big plan. But today, I am at the mall with my loyal minion GIR fixing to do Operation Clown. "Look at them, GIR. They think we are clowns. But we are not clowns." I told GIR who was wearing a clown disguise just like me. "The longer we stand here, the more they will trust us. Then in their docile clown-trusting state, I will destroy them." I Said as I then laughed quietly. I then perform the clown dance and song which I was dancing the clown dance that I saw from a clip that said that it was from the movie IT (2017) version and I was singing in the voice that will make the humans trust me.
No POV:
A family stares at Zim who was dancing and was singing the word clown repeatedly in a very creepy voice and GIR then leaves to who knows where. "There's a clown in the cheese!" Said a voice which Zim turns to see GIR was playing in a cheese cart and Zim was panicking. "NO GIR! NO! NOT AGAIN!" He yells as the cheese cart tips and a flood of cheese starts flow everywhere and Zim screams in terror. "NOOOOOO!!"
Zim POV:
Me and GIR were covered in cheese as we were then thrown to a garbage can. I then climb out of the Garbage can and I was angry. "UGH! I can't take you anywhere without you ruining my plans, GIR. This couldn't be any more humiliating." I Said as I then heard. "Looks like another failed attempt to conquer the Earth." I turn to see Star and Marco. "Although why are you dressed as a clown?" Marco asks me "That is none of your business and it is not another failed attempt." I told them. "Then why are you covered in cheese?" Star asked me. "Because GIR! Went to a cheese cart and it tipped which caused us to get kicked out." I Said "You know, I always seen movies where the aliens technology are advanced and they work perfectly while GIR is cute and harmless." Star told me which I didn't like the fact that she dare called Irken tech cute and harmless. "Oh Yeah! At least he's better than YOUR stupid sidekick!" I told her as I pointed to Marco. "Hey!" He yells "He is not a stupid sidekick! He is my best friend!" She says as I was running away with me dragging GIR back to the base and I yelled out. "Who's pathetic now!?"
Time skip
We had arrived back to base and I kicked the door open with anger and I was tired of today. I then heard the computer yell out. "WARNING: Unauthorized clown detected!" I was confuse until I realized that it was talking about me. "No wait!" I yelled out but grabbed me and I was in a bind to the floor. "GIR! Help meee! GIR! GIRRRR?" I yelled as I strained my head to see him outside handing a ice cream man who was on a ice cream truck some money and the man handed him a smoothie. I then sighed and said "I think the time has come for me to get a new assistant." "Be quiet, clown."the computer Said.
Time skip
No POV:
Zim was working in his lab when he heard GIR yelling out "Whatchadoin?? WHATCHADOINN??????" And He then called out. "Stay outside, GIR! I'm working." He was hovering over a large workbench which is filled with Holo-Schematics and huge and evil machinery were pointing down at them. "WHATCHADOIN?? HUH? WHACHOODOIN!?" GIR yells out "It's a secret, GIR!" Zim says as he continues to work. "Computer! I need a helper worthy of ZIM." Zim yells "I shall fabricate an Obey-o-nator-2000X, The most unquestioningly obedient computer brain in the galaxy." The computer Said "I need more unquestioningly!" Zim says "More unquestioningly?" Computer asks in confusion. "Do not question me!!" Zim says which irritates the computer. "Okaaayyy. I'll see what I can do." The words Fabricating flashes on the holo- screen and Zim watches it anxiously.
Zim's roof
At the roof Zim was surrounded by equipment and and metal bed with chains were holding it and at the top a monstrous computer brain was hovering above the metal bed. Thunder was heard from outside. "NOW! State of the art propulsion system! Advanced arm-thingies! MORE! MORE! This is to be the ultimate in sidekick technology." He says as he starts pressing buttons as many parts of equipment starts to build on the metal bed and Zim then placed the dimensional scissors with the other pieces of equipment. "Good... very good. Now just one last thing." He Said as he opens a communication channels to the screen which shows a Alien who boredly asks "Hey Zim. Whatchawantthistime?" "Well, I'm making a new sidekick, see, and I was hoping to build some really scary, insanely powerful weapons into it." Zim explains to him. "You mean like a top secret experimental VORTIAN DOOMSDAY device?" The Vortian Asked him. "Yeah, that sounds pretty scary." Zim says "Okeedoke." The engineer said as a Monstrous Vortian pod appears and was beaming with energy. "It's purple!" Zim says "Thought you'd like it. Y'know, I'm still in prison, and I was wondering if—" Zim then cuts transmission. "Computer, assemble these elements into the most powerful assistant ever devised!" He yells as the metal bed starts to rise with the roof opening with lightning striking around the house.
Diaz house
Marco was watching tv when he hears thunder which confuses him as he goes outside to see storm clouds in the sky but for some reason they are above zim's house. "I never seen a storm at one house with only one cloud in the sky when it is supposed to be a clear and sunny day?" He Said as he was confuse about the storm.
Zim's roof
Zim watches as lightning strikes the metal bed which he smiles a evil smile as it comes down and he yells out. "It's alive! It's aliiivvveeee!!!!!"
Time skip
Zim's living room
Zim POV
I was in the living room looking at GIR and I was irritated because I don't see my other henchman. "I said I wanted ALL my henchmen present for the unveiling! GIR, search the house for the computer." I asked him. "But, I am the house." I heard the computer Said which I forget that he was the house. "Well, okay then. We're all here. Now... cringe in fear at the newest, most amazing addition to ZIM's army of evil, MY INCREDIBLE NEW SIDEKICK! MINIMOOSE!"