Invader Zim vs Star Butterfly

Abducted

Zim POV:
I was in the lab talking to the Tallest about the humans. "So, you're saying the humans are dumb... yet tall. HOW is that even possible!?! I mean, how could anything tall be dumb?" Red says Purple was eating a burrito saying "Yeah!" "Huh!?! Huh!?" Purple was trying to say as he was laughing. "Can you imagine? Huh!?! Huh!?! Huh!?!" "I can assure you, it's really quite-" I was then interrupted by the doorbell. A computer screen opens which alerts me that someone is at the door. "Door... bellll? Uh, hold on!" I told the Tallest as I walked to a microphone. "GIR!" I yelled as a machine lowers and drops GIR to the ground. "GIR! Re-mem-ber with your brains: You must behave like a human dog monster! Do you understand?" I told him slowly as he gets up and says. "I really don't!" "GIR!" I yelled as I glance to the Tallest nervously. "Human dogs don't speak!" I told him. "Now go answer the door!" I said as he salutes and exists by making monkey noises and gibberish yells. "Ah yes, where were we?" I asked the Tallest. "Oh yeah. Huh!?! Huh!?!" Purple said as we continued the conversation. "So how tall are they?" Purple asked me. "Perhaps as tall as you, my Tallest." I told him. "And somehow - and I'm just trying to get this straight here - somehow they're dumb?" Red said "Like the dull-witted Gasquiggasplorch!" I said "I see! Fascinating!" He said "Yes, it is fascinating..." Purple said as the transmission starts to jump and then turns off. "He.. hello? My Tallest!?! Where have you gone!?! GIR!" I yelled as I got my disguise on to see what is going on up there. "GIR, what have you done to the-" I stopped when I noticed the two aliens wearing poorly made disguises. "Who're you?" I asked them as one alien gets up. "Howdy, perfectly normal human worm... baby! We are your new neighbors!" He said. "You're wearing costumes!" I told them as the other one got nervous. "Eh, eh, eh, no we aren't!" He said "Yes you are! You're not human at all! You're aliens! Your ship is emitting an interference field and it just interrupted a very important call!" I told them. "Uh, uh, right! Plan 2!" First one said as the other one gets up. "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, what's plan 2!?!" He asks "Uh, stuff him in a sack!" He yelled as the second alien unrolls a sack. "GIR! Defensive mode!" I yelled as GIR beeps and then immediately jumps into the sack. "Uh... Minimoose! Defensive mode!" I yelled as Minimoose floats in and the second alien grabs him  and puts him in the sack. Then I was immediately put into the sack. It was dark but I managed to get my spider leg to cut us loose. I saw that we were on a spaceship filled with tubes. "Who are you!?!" I demanded. "Foolish Earthling! You have fallen victim to our clever plan!" "He sure did, Pa!" They said "You threw me in a sack!" I told them as GIR and Minimoose gets out of the sack. "Silence! You have been chosen as a perfect specimen of the human race and will be added to our collection of life forms." "But-" I tried to say when the blue eyes alien starts waving a stick with red lights that made the word obey. "Do not attempt to resist us! We have spent hundreds of your Earth years harvesting the galaxy, haven't we? Adding to our collection!" He said as I saw that all the tubes were empty. "Well, where are they?" I asked them. "They escaped!" The green eyes alien said. "Oh! Oh! Don't say that! It might give him ideas!" Blue said "But I'm not human!" I told them as I removed my disguise. "See? Not human! Only a brilliant disguise!" I said "I can see how you can be fooled but-" "You ARE human! We have proof!" The alien said as he points to a screen which shows me at a restaurant saying that I was a alien to the cashier. "I was lying! Surely you've heard of the mighty Irken race!" I told them. "We don't get that TV no more! I read a lot though." The green one said "How do you explain the dog and moose then, eh? Eh? Humans keep dogs and moose's as pets!" The blue one said "Yeah! 'splain it!" Green eyed said. "This is GIR and Minimoose." I said as GIR bows and Minimoose squeaks. "He's disguised as a dog, you fools! And Minimoose is a robot who floats! GIR, cast off your amazing doggy ruse and show them your mighty robot form!" I ordered as GIR did a flip and then takes off his disguise. "Hee hoo! Hi there!" GIR said as Minimoose squeaks. "Would you look at that?" "Ya see? Now if you could just-" "What a smart dog! Come here, doggy! Come here, Moosey!" The blue one said as Minimoose and GIR walked with him and into a tube. "Oh come on!" I said "He will make a fine addition to our collection, mmm!" The alien said "Could you just maybe drop me off?" I asked them. "Impossible! We've gone past the point of no retuuuuuuuuuurn!" The green eyes alien said as I looked to see my house from here. "But my house is right down there! I could probably just jump onto the roof! Waaait! You're hovering above an Earth neighborhood in plain sight!?!" I yelled in worry. "Do you think we're stupid!?! We're using advanced cloaking technology, aren't we? Our ship is disguised and perfectly unnoticeable!"
No POV:
Marco was walking home from karate practice when he looks up. "What the!?!" He yells as he sees a giant whale floating in the sky.
Zim POV:
"Eh, but enough philosophy." He said which confused me. "But, we haven't been talking about-" "Let the hideous experiments begin!" He yells as he pulls a lever and a claw lowers down with a sack and it drops it to reveal Star. "Ow!" "Star!?" "Zim!? What are you doing here?" She asked me. "Me? What about you?!" I asked. "How did they capture you!?" "They answered the door and I saw that they were aliens and they pulled me into a sack." She said "We will begin by fusing you to another human being!" The second alien said. "She's not a human being! She's a Mewman." I told them. "Yeah!" She said. "Silence! Begin the fusion!" He said as he picks up Star and then tied us together with a metal rope. "Oh, incredible. Incredible work. Success." "Thank you, thank you! Oh, what shall we do next? Oh, let's fuse him with this with another human!" The aliens said as another crane lowers a capsule and when they open it. A Gopher pops out. "That's not a human!" Star said "That's a gopher!" I added as they then taped the gopher to my head. They then start talking about adding juice to us but I wasn't gonna let them. I looked behind me and Star when I saw a capsule. I then nudged Star to the capsule which she nods and she walks us over there since she was taller then me and that I was basically a backpack to her. "The capsule isn't big enough." She whispered. "Drat!" I said as we then heard. "The human is escaping!" "Stop him!" They said as I pulled the gopher off my head since our hands were free. I then placed the gopher and yelled. "Run, gopher! Go for help!"
No POV:
"Star!" Marco yells as he walks into her room. "Star? Where are you? There's something outside that you have to see." He said as he looks out the window to see the gopher launched to the ground at Zim's front yard. "That was weird?" He said.
Star POV:
The two idiot aliens were looming over us when Zim points up which they look up and I made our escape. We ran out the door and we were running past dozens of stairs and tubes. "Boy, this place has a lot of empty tubes." Zim said as he was still on my back due to the metal rope. "Yeah... boy were those aliens stupid." I said "Tell me about it. They call this a fusion. Ha! I seen better!" He said "I don't even want to know." I said as I continued running past tubes trying to find a way out. "So what have you been up to? Since last we fought?" He asked me. "Are you really doing small talk now?" I said "I am tied to your back! At least talk to me until we find a way out of this place." He said. "Well... I've been hearing something about Stim from the other students and I have asked Marco what it is about but he won't tell me?" I told him. "Oh! Well.... you see... apparently students having been pairing us because of how much we seem to be fighting each other." He told me which has surprised me. "What!? Why would they do that!? We haven't done anything to show that could be a possibility!" I said "apparently humans think that mortal enemies can become lovers for some reason based on what I read about similar characters from shows that people watch." He said as I found a door and I walked in only to see more tubes. "There must be some way off this stupid thing." Zim said as I was still comprehending of what people were talking about us. "Hello? Over here!" I heard a voice said as I ran to the source. I ran to a room where I heard the voice when I looked I saw a blob in a tube. I ran over to him. "Hey, what are you?" Zim asks him. "I don't even know anymore! They fused me so many times! Everyone else they kidnap escapes but I'm so heavy now, so disgusting! What's this thing!?!" He asked us as I look to see that it was GIR's squeak toy moose. "How do they get away!?!" Zim asks as I kicked the tube which proved to be nothing. "That duct up there leads to the emergency escape ships! If only I had an arm-" he was saying as I then found the door and opened it when I felt Zim's mechanical spider legs pop out meaning he was fixing to move. I quickly grabbed the blob as Zim climbs up to the vents. "Hurray! I'm free! Thank you stranger!" He thanked me as Zim was crawling deeper into the vents. We then heard the aliens talking as we passed them but we kept going. We reached them end of the vents and Zim opens the grill which falls with us with it. I then get up and I saw a escape pod which I went over there with the blob still in my hands. I saw a lock but it was unlocked which I pulled it off and opened the door and placed the blob inside. "GIR! Minimoose! Come to Zim!" I heard him say to his communicator which after a few seconds GIR and Minimoose came in where the two aliens where. I quickly grabbed them and put them into the pod as the aliens made a small step trying to menacing but I went in the pod and closed it shut. Zim went to work on getting it working and yells. "Hold onto something, everyone!"
No POV:
The pod drops from ship and into the yard where it opens and everyone gets off and they walked inside Zims house.
Time skip
Zim was in his lab with Star who had a bored look while a machine was busy cutting the metal rope off of them. "Sorry, my Tallest. I may have found a species even dumber than the humans." Zim says as Purple asks "Were they... tall?" "Yep." Star said "Are you the Star girl that Zim has been talking about since he arrived on Earth?" Red asks "He talks about me?" She said "Like almost all the time." Purple said "Really..." she said with a smirk. "Like what?" "You don't have to answer her! She's a tiny worm." Zim says trying to stray away from the conversation. "Like how to destroy you, you are the only thing on his mind to conquering Earth." Purple said "Yeah, it's almost like your the only thing on his mind." Red adds as Star laughs. "Because she is my mortal enemy!" Zim yells. "Sure, and it looks like you two are tied together." Red says as he and Purple started laughing. Zim then growls and says "signing out!" The transmission ends as the rope is lose. "Finally! Now get out!" Zim yells. "Alright. See you you tomorrow at school!" She said as she laughs out of the lab. "I will destroy you!" Zim yells as he slams his head on the computer in frustration.