Invader Zim vs Star Butterfly

The Cookies of Fortune

Star POV:
It was Saturday and me and Marco were at the backyard fighting Ludo's army for who the millionth time. Me and Marco were standing side by side as three of Ludo's minions fall down. "How are you losing?! You guys have, like, 200 pounds on her!" I heard Ludo yelled out as I was blasting Beard Deer with my magic and he was launched to the fence. "At least hit her with a rock or something!" Ludo yelled as Bearicorn roared and threw a small pebble at my face which did nothing and I just blasted him with magic. I then jumped up on a the cactus and I yell out. "Off the cactus, over the tree! Nothin' but net!" I then fired a Dagger crystal heart attack which ricochets off a cactus and hits Giraffe monster's neck. "Told you I could do it." I Said as Marco was about to hand me a dollar when he turns and he said. "Double or nothing! One kick, seven monsters!" I smiled and bowed as he then kicks a monster which starts a domino effect on the other monsters and it stops with the last monster landing on top of Ludo. "After a victory like this, there's only one thing to do: get Chinese food!" Marco Said which I was excited. "Ooh, Chinese food!" We then walked to front yard and I added. "I have no idea what that is."
Zim POV
I watched as Star and her human friend walk off with Ludo's army on the retreat back to their dimension. "Fools, they think they have any chance of beating the Star Mewman but it is I That has a chance of beating her!!" I yelled as I entered my lab where I was putting He final touches on my new weapon. "Soon my laser gun will be complete and when it does Star won't stand a chance against the tremendous power that will be unleashed and it will pave way for my plans to conquer Earth!" I Said as I started laughing for the destruction of this planet.
Star POV:
Me and Marco were at the Chinese restaurant and we had just finished with our food. "Delicious! And it's so fun eating with these tiny wands!" I Said as I pretended that I am firing miniature lasers and the waitress came and placed some cookies on the table. " Oh, and there's cookies too!" I Said as I grabbed a cookie and ate it but I felt something weird inside which I spit it out. "Bleh. I don't like the filling." I Said "These are fortune cookies. They can magically predict the future." Marco tells me which I didn't believe him. "What?! No way!" I Said as he eats a cookie and reads the fortune from the cookie. ""A friend will greet you with a smile."" "Aww, how sweet." I Said as I smiled and Marco then gasps and says "See? The cookies know all." "No, it can't be." I Said in disbelief as I broke a cookie to read what this fortune says and it read. ""Think positive and good luck will come your way."" I then saw the waitress walk out with box full of fortune cookies and I jumped out because I wanted more fortunes. "More cookies!" I Said excitedly "They're stale." She Said but I didn't care. "Gimme!" I Said as she gives me the box. "You're a weird girl." She Said as she leaves. "Wow, Star. Good luck did come your way." He Said which the fortune was true. "It did, it did! These are incredible!" I Said as I held up a cookie and I hade a excited smile on my face. "...Star?"
The next day
Zim POV:
It had taken me all night but I have fully completed my laser that Star's wand could not be able to compete!" I Said as I held the laser. "Test it! Test it!" GIR yells and Minimoose squeaks. "No GIR and Minimoose, this Weapon is probably the most powerful laser gun ever and I will not test in the lair." I told them. "So what are you gonna do with it?" GIR asked me. "Simple! We will follow Star and once she is at a place where no one will see me as a Alien, then I will fire my laser and she won't see it coming!" I Said as I laughed evilly. "....Can we stop for ice cream on the way?" GIR asked me which I sighed.
Star POV:
I was in the living room where I had my box of fortune cookies and I couldn't wait to know what fortunes that the cookies will say to me. "Oh, wise and powerful cookies, bestow your sugary prophecies upon me." I Said as Marco came in holding a plate of his Super Awesome Nachos. "Ehhh... Gotcha, Star! Those fortunes aren't magic. They're put there by people in a factory." He Said which I don't believe. "Next you'll tell me that's how they get the snow in snow globes. It's clear they're the work of dark wizards." I Said "I'm serious. They're not real. They're just vague so you can read things into them." He says as I break another cookie which reads. ""An unexpected visitor will soon arrive."" I then stare at the door waiting for who is gonna come and Marco just walks over to the door and repeatedly opens and closes the door. "See? No one's here. Now, who wants nachos?" He asks as Ferguson was now at the door who says "Did someone say nachos?!" "Well, hello, my unexpected visitor." I greeted him. "Ferguson, Star thinks fortune cookies are magical. Will you please tell her they're not?" Marco asks him. "Now, whoa, man. Whoa. Cookies are magical. Once, I ate one from the floor of a cab, and I met my spirit animal that night. It was a wolf." He says as he leaves. "Why are you suddenly a non-believer?" I Asked him as I broke another cookie and I read the fortune. ""Reach for the stars and achieve your dream."" I then fired a blast of magic at the roof and I could've sworn that I heard a scream but I'm sure that it was nothing and I i was then pushed out of the way by Marco from being hit by the falling debris. "Pegasus feathers! I have always dreamed of having a skylight in here!" I Said as I got up and I heard Marco groaning but I ignored him I  and added
"Blindly following these fortune cookies is the best decision I've ever made." I Said as I then heard Marco asked. "Can you give me a hand?" Which I opened the cookie and the fortune said that I could. "...Yes." I Said as I helped him up.
Zim POV:
Me and my minions were in the city and I was the Chinese restaurant because GIR wanted ice cream but I told him not until night time but he screamed which I comprised and said that this restaurant had cookies and he said ok. So now I am waiting for him to be done and I could get back to my plan of following Star and using my laser gun. Fortunately, I heard some noise from the back and I heard Star's voice which I grinned and I grabbed my laser gun and I ran to the back to see Star, Marco and Ludo and his army were there and for some reason Star was hugging the monsters while Marco was fighting. "Star!!! Prepare to face your doom!" I yelled out but Star Said "Zim, we shouldn't be fighting because it won't solve anything." She Said as she walks over to me which I was confused of what she said. "Eh!?" I Said as she suddenly hugs me. "What are you doing!?! Stop this! Get off of me! GIR!!! Minimoose!!! Heeelllllppppp!!!!!" I yelled out as GIR and Minimoose came by. "Awww!!!! I want to join the hug!" GIR Said as he joins the hug. "No GIR! This is not what this is about!" I yelled as Ludo's army then joined in on the hug. "What are you guys crazy! Minimoose do something!" I yelled as Minimoose squeaks but was interrupted by Ludo was yelling out yes but it was stopped when I heard a monster say "Back off, dude. I've been waiting for this since middle school." "What?! You idiots are screwing the plan!" Ludo yelled out when I heard Star say "Plan?" The monster all looked worried as they all let go and I was able to get out of her grasp as I crawl away to safety. "Whew! Glad that is over." I Said as GIR walks up and says. "Master, What are those light blue colors on your cheeks?" "Eh!?" I Said as I summoned a mirror from my pak to see what he was talking about. "What is this?" I Asked myself as I saw two light blue colors on my cheeks and I was confused on what they are. "What are these? That Mewmen girl must've done something to me which has to be that magic is the cause of this mysterious color to appear on my cheeks and I am very glad that I have this laser gun." I Said as I got up and raise the power level on the laser to make sure that she won't be able to beat this laser. I then looked up to see that Ludo and his army has left. "Where did everyone go?" I Asked "They left when we beat them." Star Said as she and Marco walked up. "Anyway, Prepare to taste defeat!" I yelled as I aimed the laser gun at her. "Should we be worried?" Marco asked her. "Don't worry." She Said as I pulled the trigger but nothing happened. "Eh!?" I Said in confusion as I checked the laser gun to figure out what was wrong with it. "What's wrong with this thing?" "Oh, I took the battery off when we were hugging because I wanted to make sure that you wouldn't do something when I wanted love to be the answer and I am glad that I did." She Said as I threw my gun in anger. "Seriously! I just had this thing ready to be used and I don't get to use it at all." I yelled in anger. "Well on the bright side you got to enjoy the hug based on your blush." Star Said which confuses me. "Blush? Irken's don't have the concept of blushing!! You will face my wrath and wait were you going? Come back!" I yelled as they left. "Grrr!!!! One of these days I will have my day of victory!" I yelled as the door opens and a waitress drops a box of fortune cookies on the trash and GIR grabs the box and starts eating the cookies. He then coughs up a piece of paper at which I peeled it off of my face and I read the paper which said ""Three evils will appear, one from another dimension, one who wants revenge and they last was forgot in the past."" "What a weird fortune and are these fortunes usually this long and descriptively vague?" I Said in confusion. "Anyway, let's head back to base, Minimoose! Take us back to the lair!" I Said as Minimoose squeaked and opened a portal and we went through the base where I can come up with my next master plan.
Mewni
Ludo's castle
No POV:
"Cheers." Ludo says as he slurps his drinks and he adds. "That was the closest we've ever come, but that girl always gets the best of me." A lizard monster was standing by a window looking at the butterfly castle and he says "Yes, well, you're not the first monster to fall victim to their magic." "Things will be different when I get the wand." Ludo laughs while imitating a laser while Toffee was looking out the window. "Soon I will have my revenge on the butterfly family and it looks like someone else is after that butterfly girl. This could be interesting." He thought as continues to stare out the window.