ZiM POV:
I have been monitoring Star's tower and the Diaz's house for a opportunity for my latest and diabolical plan to rid of Star and conquer the Earth!! I was waiting for a opportunity to plant my new present trap which blows up releasing a horrible creature from the Helios sector of the galaxy to get rid of her and maybe her friends if I'm lucky. "What you doing? What you doing!?!" GIR yelled as I turned from my telescope. "GIR I am waiting for the time to strike my trap!" I told him. "Why?" "What do you mean why!?! We've been over this a dozen times! She is my mortal enemy and the only way to conquer the Earth is by getting rid of her." I told him for the thousandth time. "I heard she's making brownies! Can you get me some?" He asks me as I sighed. "I'll see what I can do." I told him as he ran out of the room. "Sometimes I don't know why I still keep him." I said as I went back to the scope. "Anyway! Back to spying!" I said as I looked to see that she isn't in the room. "Excellent! My time to strike is now! GIR! Minimoose! Prepare for a mission!" "Nyah!" "I'm watching!" They yelled as I sighed that I realized that I'm doing this solo.
Time skip
I was climbing up the tower that Star lives in with my spider legs. "Once I plant this present i will have my day!" I nearly yelled when I realized that I could be heard. I reached to the top and I see that no one is here. "Yes! The coast is clear." I said as I pulled the present trap from my pak. "Now to place this by her bed..." I said as the door opens with Star and all her friend entered. "ZiM! What are you doing here!?" Star yelled. "Uh... I'm here to offer a peace offer?" I asked as I held up the present as everyone stared at me with disbelief looks. "Yeah, I'm not buying that." Marco said. "Yeah, knowing your it's probably a trap." Ponyhead said. "Is it a bomb or a robot?" Janna said. "What... you don't think I would try anything that stupid." I said trying to make a convincing face. "Not if you were trying to sneak in." Star said. "Uh... go my creature of doom!" I yelled as I open the box and the creature pops out.A alien looking cat pops out of the box which the girls all said. "Aawwweeee!!!" "That's supposed to make us afraid?" Marco said in disbelief. "Don't let its looks fool you. It is the most dangerous creature from the Helios sector ever known to Irken's." I told them as Star picked it up and starts cuddling it. "Ohh... he's just a little sweetie pie isn't he." Star said "No! Be afraid of it! Why aren't you eating them alive!?" I yelled at the creature which hissed at me. "Traitor! You have shown the Irken's no love yet you love her instead!?" I yelled in frustration. "Is it a boy or a girl?" Jackie asks. "I believe it's a girl when I found her." I told her. "What are you gonna call her Star?" Starfan13 asked Star. "I think I'll name her...Dizzy." Star said as I sighed. "Hey! I think ZiM would be very interested a game that I wanted us to play." Pony Head said with a smirk. "I don't like the way she is smiling."
No POV
Everyone is in a circle around a small cube. "Tell me again why am I here?" ZiM asks "Because, this will be a game that you might like." Pony Head said. "Well what is it called?" ZiM asks. "It's called Truth or Punishments. It's all about telling your friends your deepest, darkest secrets." Pony head explains "And I'm out." Marco said as he runs "Wait for me!" ZiM yells as he follows. "Wait!" Star yells as she ran pass them and closes the door. "Why don't you guys wanna play?" Star asks them. "I just think maybe some things are better kept secrets." Marco said "Exactly! There are things that I don't want you to know!" ZiM says. "What are you talking about? And what kind of things?" Star asks them as they heard Janna saying. "Oh Marco, come play with us." She then giggles as Jackie adds. "Yeah Marco. Come share secrets." "Please..." Star asks with dad eyes at them as Marco laughs nervously. "Fine..." ZiM grumbles with Marco agreeing. "Yeah!" She said as they walk back to the group. "So what are we supposed to do?" ZiM asks "Okay, it's supposed to ask three questions, each one harder than the last, and all we do is answer them. So..." pony head explained as she clapped her ears which the lights turned off. The cube starts to glow which pony head sticks her tongue on it. "Deceit and fables, lies and fiction, even with complete conviction. If truth is absent from these events, all will face the punishments." The cube said "What does that mean?" Starfan13 asks "It means if you lie to him, something bad'll happen." Janna said as the cube expands to reveal a mouth. "I'm having doubts on this game." ZiM says "Pledge an oath of truth. Pinky swear to me." It said as everyone placed their pinky or in pony head's case tongue pledging to tell the truth. "I promise." "Ugh... I promise." ZiM says. "It's time for Truth or Punishments." The cube said. "Oh-ho! Pony, this is already awesome." Star said. "This better be good." ZiM adds. "The first question:" it said as everyone is looking tense at the cube. "What is... your... favorite color?" It said which confused people. "Uh, Pony?" Star asks "Oh, girl, maybe the first one is just very easy. The next one's probably something interesting, like, have you ever killed a man. Mm, actually, that's still easy." She said "Pony Head, favorite color?" Marco asks "Pony Head color. Done." She answers "What?" ZiM and Marco both said in confusion. "It's a very popular color on Mewni." Star tells them. "Uh, Star, what's your favorite color?" Starfan13 asks her. "Uh, I have to go with yellow." Star says as Starfan13 gasps and says "Me too." "No way!" They said as they giggled as ZiM rolled his eyes. "Jackie?" Marco asks. "Neon green. How about you?" "Well, I like red." "Blood red?" Janna ask. "Uh... no. Just like, hoodie red." "Well, I like black." Janna answers " I can see that." "Oh, black is my second favorite." Jackie said. "And let me guess for you. Irken Red?" Marco said sarcastically. "Of course not! It's purple." ZiM answers. "Really!" Marco said in surprise. "Huh, I did not think it was." Star said as the room is filled with a red light. "Someone is lying." The cube said as everyone is now uncontrollably laughing. "Whoever lied, speak up." Star says as she laughs uncontrollably. "Okay. I love pink. It's my favorite." Janna said as the room returns to normal and everyone stops laughing. "Truth." The cube says. "Pink⁈" everyone yells "I just hate contributing to gender stereotypes." She says embarrassed about what happened. "Janna likes pink and fights the patriarchy." The cube says as it transforms the room into a room that is like the cube. "Is that supposed to happen?" ZiM asks "That was awesome!" Star tells in excitement. "Yeah. It's like we're inside the game." Marco said. "Second question. What did you... really... think of... Star's brownies?" The cube asks. "Pshh. Easy. Everybody loved my brownies." Star says as everyone except for Marco and ZiM were getting nervous. "Okay yes, they were every um, watchamacallit, very good, right guys?" Ponyhead said "Yeah they were great." "Yep. Good brownies Star, ha ha." "Actually, I didn't have a brownie, so I guess I missed out." "Me neither." "Oh, that's too bad Marco, because they were..." Jackie tried to say as everyone's face starts to inflate like a balloon. "What⁈" Marco says. "Who's not telling the truth!?" ZiM demanded. "Someone is lying. And this is what lies look like on the inside." The cube says as everyone screams "Wait. Who didn't like my brownies?" Star asks as everyone minus Marco and ZiM gets nervous. "No. I told you, I didn't even have a brownie. Somebody tell the truth. Quick." Marco says "Okay. Fine. Sorry Star, I lied. Those were, like, the worst brownies ever." Janna said "Huh?" Star said. "Poor Star." "Okay, I lied too. Those brownies tasted like dirt." Jackie said. "Okay, if I had a stomach, I would be very sick inside of the stomach, okay?"Ponyhead said. "Well, I loved her brownies." Starfan13 says as everyone inflates some more. "Okay okay, I lied. The brownies were horrible." She says as everything gets back to normal. "Truth." The cube says "Okay, I don't wanna play this game anymore." Star says "Yeah. I'm sorry I brought this stupid game now. Come on, let's go to the Bounce Lounge." Pony Head said. "Yeah / Good idea / I'm going back to the lair/ Let's get outta here." Everyone said as the doors pushed them back not allowing them to leave. "What!?" ZiM yells in confusion. "Nobody leaves until you answer the final question. Who do you... have a... crush on?" The cube demands. "Okay, let's do something else." Marco said. "Okay guys, we can do this. Let's just answer and end this." Jackie said as everyone holds hands which ZiM reluctantly grabs Star and Janna's hands. "Go ahead, game. We're ready." She told the cube. "Who do you have a crush on?" "Okay, this really cute guy from skate camp last summer. He's really nice." She said as everyone minus ZiM says. "Awww!" "Bleh! Your human emotions make me sick." ZiM said. "See? That was easy. Okay, now you go Marco." Jackie said. "No, thanks. I, uh, I'm good. It's Star's turn, I'm sure." He said "I say who goes next, and I say Star goes next." The cube says. "Well... I don't really have a crush on anyone really. I haven't met anyone yet." She said "StarFan13, your crush?" It asked her as she hugs Star. "Star Butterfly of course." "Pony Head?" "Well, if we're really being honest here, and we're gonna be vulnerable, I guess I just have to admit it and say, it's me. I love myself." She says as everyone mutters to themselves. "Well, I think we all know who I have a crush on. Don't we, Marco?" Janna says as Marco gets awkward. "Eighteenth-century poet John Keats." She says. "ZiM?" "The only thing I love is the annihilation of the planet Earth!!!" ZiM yells in triumph. "Of course it is." Star said sarcastically. "Okay Marco Diaz. Your crush." The cube says "Oh Marco, you don't have to..." "No. It's... it's fine. Ugh. Okay. My crush... my crush is on Jackie. Jackie Lynn Thomas." He admits as Jackie then says "What?" Then the room lights red. "Two people lied big time!" The cube yelled as it's starts lightning. "Who lied⁈ Janna, was it you again?" Star asks. "No. It is John Keats." She says "Mine is the cute guy from skate camp." " Ha ha. I love Star" "And I don't have a crush on anyone." Star says. "And I doubt ZiM would have a actually crush." She adds. "Someone better confess or else feel the wrath of ZiM!!" He yells. "Marco!" Pony Head yells. " I told you, I have a crush on Jackie. At least I think I do. But what does that really mean? I've put her on this sort of pedestal. So do I like the image of her or who she really is? I mean, I like her enough to know that she deserves someone who wants to get to know her, which is definitely me." Marco says as Jackie smiles. "Wow! I always get to the truth, but that... kudos, really. But you weren't the two who lied!!" The cube says as it turns to a monster and starts to attack while evilly laughing. "Die!! You stupid box!!" ZiM yells as he pulls out a huge blaster and starts blasting it but it proves to be unaffected which he then flies up to the ceiling. "ZiM!" Star yells as he was screaming and everyone was trying to figure a way out. "Stop it! What did we do to deserve this?" Star asks. "Lies are a plague, A virus, A weed. And to stop a weed... You must kill the roots." The cube tells her. "But it's not really lying." Star says which confused the box. "Sometimes, you don't know what you think. Your head and your heart disagree. You think you know how you feel about something, but then it changes. Pony, ask me my favorite color." "You already said it. It's yellow." "Ask me again." "What's your favorite color?" "Right now? Blue." The room glows green which confuses the cube. "Wait! Stop it! You can't change your mind?" "Jackie, who do you have a crush on?" "Uh... I don't... I don't know anymore." "Noooo!!!!" The cube yells. "You think that everything is black and white, and you can't." "Stop!" "It's a bunch of different colors, a rainbow of feelings that's always changing." The cube starts going berserk before it reverts back to a box and the room goes back to normal. "Ok... through that thing to the trash."
Time skip
It was morning as everyone was leaving the Diaz's house. "Thanks for coming to my sleepover." Star says as some girls groan and ZiM was in the kitchen looking at the brownies. "Maybe if I use these brownies I could poison the humans and take over the Earth?" He says as he takes a bite out of one which he stops. "I think... I should... study this some more..." he says as he grabs the pan and was walking out of the house. "Uh... you do know those are Star's right?" Marco asks as ZiM continues walking back to his lair across the street. "Huh, someone actually like my brownies." Star said. "Yep. Now if you will excuse me I'm gonna catch some Z's." He said as he walks to his room and Star closes the door. In the trash can the cube was sitting quiet until it turns on saying. "Truth. Star Butterfly and ZiM has a crush on..." it was interrupted by the garbage truck's door crushes it before it could finish it was gonna say.
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Invader Zim vs Star Butterfly
HumorZim is a Irken who was "sent" to Earth to blend with the locals and take over the planet. But it is never easy when he lands at the city of Echo Creek where a girl by the name of Star Butterfly who is there to stop his plans of conquering Earth! ...