Invader Zim vs Star Butterfly

Battle of the planets

No POV:
Location: planet Blorch
Status: Irken Invasion
"Welcome, Planetary Conversion Team!" The Tallest Red said who was with Purple and they were in their main ship with dozen of Irken's around them. "Welcome to Blorch, the latest addition to the Irken Empire and most importantly the first planet to fall victim to our latest effort at universal conquest: Operation Impending Doom II!" He said as all the Irken's cheered. "Now, we erase the remaining organics on Blorch, paving the way for... I dunno, maybe a... parking structure planet?" Red said "YEAH! PARKING STRUCTURE PLANET!" Purple yelled as he raised his arms and the Irken's cheered. "But first, we'd like to acknowledge the contributions of one very special soldier, without whom this victory - and those surely to come - wouldn't be possible!" Red said as Purple then adds. "Invader Zim!" The crowd cheers again until red quiets them down. "You see, if Zim hadn't been exiled to the far reaches of the galaxy, he would be here, with us, RUINING EVERYTHING!" Red said "And we all remember how he messed up Operation Impending Doom I! Am I right?" Purple said "I don't!" A random Irken said "Seize that guy! And uh... throw him out the airlock!" Purple yells as two Irken's with jet packs fly up and go to the source of who said I don't and they tossed the Irken out of the air lock. "That was the wrong guy, but... that's okay! I think everyone gets the point, hm?" Purple said "So let's give a big cheer for... Invader Zim, for being SO far away!" Red said as everyone cheers. A red alarm goes which quiets everyone down. "Quiet everybody, quiet!" Red said as he chuckles and adds "We have a little surprise for you: It looks like we're getting a report from Zim right now! Transfer to the main view screen!" The screen turns on to show Zim who was wearing a bear suit and everyone cheers. "Well, thank you! How very well deserved of me! Invader Zim reporting in, sirs." Zim says as he salutes. "Yes... Greetings, Zim! Keeping busy, it looks like; doing us proud!" Red said "Thank you, thank you. Yes, yes I am. I'm in a bear suit!" Zim yells as everyone cheers. "Please, enough! Following Invader Protocol, I've sent probes out to the surrounding planets to check them for potential use." Zim explains "Uh-huh..." red said "Scans from a planet named "Mars" are intriguing. You can expect a full report when I have more information." Zim said as red and purple were trying not to laugh. "Thank you... Invader Zim! Without your efforts out there, the entire operation would..." Purple stops you laugh with red and continues. "surely crumble!" He laughs deliriously. "Yes. Yes it would." Zim said oblivious to their laughs. "Let's hear it for Zim!" Red says as everyone cheers as Zim saluted and signs off. "Idiot." Purple said.
Zim's lab
Zim POV:
"TRUULY I am AMAZIIING!" I yelled as I removed my bear suit. "How can they NOT cheer the very site of my progress?" I said as I walked to the elevator. "Still, I am becoming IMPATIENT with my incredibly subtle infiltration of this planet, and am growing ever hungrier to be the destruction of the humans - DESTRUCTION IS NICE!" I said as I then hear the computer say. "All ranged space probes have returned." "Excellent timing! Begin data download." I told it as I hit a button and as I was sucked into a chute and I landed on my chair. I started my work on what the probes have. "Accessing data from Mars probes." The computer said as it shows me the data of Mars. "Some of this landscape looks unnatural... as though nature was not involved in its formation. But the sensors show no life forms. Whatever wiped out these "Mars-oids"" I said as I made air quotes and I continued "must have truly been incredible..... Incredible enough maybe to assist in my annihilation of the humans? ...GIR!" I yelled for my robot. "GIR! Meet me in the lodge hanger!" I told him through the intercom as I walked to the ship where Minimoose was already floating at. I made it to the ship as GIR arrived "We're going to MARS!" I said as GIR and Minimoose squeaks with excitement and the roof opens and we were off. "Are we there yet?!" Gir asks as I sighed.
Star's room
Star POV:
It had been two weeks since Toffee kidnapped Marco and Zim destroyed my wand, and somehow my wings and hearts. Those two weeks were rough. It was weird to not be able to use magic and I felt empty without it. For two weeks I have been waiting for Zim to attack but so far nothing.... He's been quiet for the past two weeks and that is what is making me go insane of waiting for him to attack and finish me. I was in my room sitting on my bed not really up to do anything today. "Hey Star! I made some nachos and I got a movie that we can watch." Marco said as he entered my room. "No thanks." I told him. "Star, you been like this for two weeks and everyone is worried about you and if you want to talk about it I'm all ears." He said as he sat next to me. "I don't know..." I said "Would you feel better if I invited some friends for the night to cheer you up? We could have a small party that'll cheer you up?" He suggested. "I suppose.... just keep it small." I said as I gave a small smile and he smiles in return as he gets up and walks away.
Above Mars
Zim POV:
Finally we have reached mars! "Get off my head, GIR. I have a good feeling about this lead" I said as GIR gets off my head. "I can almost taste the humans being destroyed. It's DELICIOUS! This 'Mars' holds the key - I just know it! New words of praise will have to be invented so they can pre- GET OFF MY HEAD!" I yelled as GIR was on my head again. "The taste of impending human annihilation grows stronger in my amazing head." I said as I made some munching sounds as I can almost taste my victory. We finally land on the planet. I put on my suit and I opened the door with GIR starts flying away which Minimoose follows so that he won't fly out of this planet. I looked around my surroundings to see pyramids. "Now, lets find out what destroyed the people who built this ugly thing." I said as I started my climb on this face on Mars.
Star POV:
It had been a hour and already the small party was cheering me up a bit. Marco has invited Jackie, Janna, Starfan13, and Ponyhead. "So what do you think?" Marco asked me. "This is nice. Thanks." I said "that's good. Now if you need me I'll be trying to talk to Jackie." He said as he left and I giggled. "Hey Star! You got to see what Janna has brought!" Pony head said as I walked towards her, Janna, and Starfan13. "What did you bring?" I asked Janna. "I brought my laptop and I found a site where we can see the rovers on Mars." She said "What's on Mars?" I asked her. "I read that there's nothing there." Starfan13 said. "That's what they want you to believe but there are Martians on the planet and they're just covering it up." Janna said. "Then why would they have the rovers on if they wouldn't want people to see?" Pony head. "It couldn't hurt to look." I told them. "Alright, let's see some Martians." Janna said as she turns on her laptop and turns on the site only to see static. "Is it supposed to do that?" Pony head asked as it then stops fuzzing and it shows GIR! "It's me! Oh yeah!" GIR said as he shakes his rear. "WOO!" "GIR! Come here!" I heard the familiar voice of the alien who destroyed my magic which the camera pans to him. "Uh... Star? Are you gonna be alright?" Janna asked me but I ignored her and I yelled. "Zim!!!"
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Mars
"This is pointless, GIR! This planet's a ROCK! A useless wasteland. Ooh. Whoever they were, they left no sign of what wiped them out. They just left these stupid structures here to taunt me. I HATE THEM! And I hope they d-" he stops when he kicks a skull of a Martian. "Huh, oh yeah." He said as GIR and Minimoose reached to the top with him. "I can see up his nose!" GIR said as he looked at the skull. "This means more time on Earth" he then chucks the skull of the rocky land. "with the stench of humanity. Filthy Humans!" Zim yells as he stomps on the ground when it then starts to ring. "WHAT IS THAT SOUND???" He yells in confusion as the planet starts to shake and the ground opens up with a bright light and GIR hops into the crack of the ground. "GIR!" Zim yelled as Minimoose squeaks with him. The face starts to move as Zim and Minimoose move to safety.
Earth.
"Zim is destroying Mars!" Star yells angrily as she stares at the laptop. "So much for cheering her up." Marco said
Mars
The rumbling stops as Zim sees that the planet is covered with cables and a pilot seat is located where the face is at. Zim then attached GIR and Minimoose to his pak as he then jumps at the pilot seat and let's the two go. Zim then presses some buttons and a green holographic face pops up similar to the skull. "Welcome pilot! How ya doin'?" The image asked him. "Who are you! What is all this?" Zim asks "I am all that is left of my people, an interactive instruction manual for the incredible vessel YOU are now a pilot of." The image explained which puzzled Zim. "Your people were instruction manuals?" "No, no—huh?" The image said in confusion. "Vessel? This thing's a ship?" Zim asks "My people worked themselves into extinction converting our planet into a navigable space vessel. Using similar technology tested and proven on another, nearby planet." The image said "What other planet?" Zim asks "That's not important right now." The image said
Earth
"Quick! We need to find out what other planet!" Star said as everyone sighed that they knew that the party was over.
Mars
"Why would you do all that?" Zim asks "Because it's cool." The image said as it smiles. "Mm-hmm." GIR nods in agreement as Minimoose squeaks as the rockets from the back start to ignite.
Blorch
"The Invader behind this important first victory is... Uhhh..." Tallest Red said as he was trying to say the name of the invader who completed his mission when a Irken points to the door that Invader Skoodge is at. "Invader... Skoodge?" Red said as he looks at purple. "Ah, this can't be right! That can NOT be the poster boy for IRKEN galactic conquest! He's so... short!" Red whispers to purple. "And ugly! I mean, look at him!" Purple adds as Skoodge walks towards them with camera bots following him. "Greetings, my Tallest! As the Invader responsible for this planet's downfall, I get to launch the traditional cannon sweep. Right?" Skoodge asks. "Um... Yeah. Uh-" red try's to think of something to say. "So that no Irken food has to come into contact with any unsafe or alien filth! Who-ah!" Skoodge said as he made a fart noise. "Um, yeah. Well, there's a NEW tradition now!" Red says as purple then yells "Man, you're ugly!" "AND short!" Skoodge said as he stood proud. "The new tradition is that you get to BE launched as part of the cannon sweep!" Red says as the cannon pops down to the Tallest and the invader. "That's right. In you go!" Purple says as Skoodge tries to get in but gets stuck so the Tallest's slam the door shut. "Commence Organic Sweep!" Red yells as the cannon fires with a screaming Skoodge heading towards the planet. "You!" Purple yells as he points to a random Irken. "Your name is now Skoodge, conqueror of Blorch." Purple says as the camera bots surround the randomly chosen Irken. The video shows the rats were being blasted by lasers as the Tallest's were laughing. "Rem- Remember the time Zim called us, and he was--- he was covered from head to foot in meat?" Purple says as he was laughing. "Yeah, the meat ended up fusing to his flesh and and he almost went blind when it invaded his eye sockets!?" Red says as he was laughing as well for a while until the alarm goes off. "Oh, it's Zim, it's him. Hold on, hold on. Shh! Stop it!" Red said as they were trying to stop laughing and once they were done they put him through. "Greetings, Tallests! I bring more evidence of my unbelievable skills." Zim says as Purple was choking from laughing. "More evidence!" He says "Yes! I've made an exciting discovery: The planet Mars is actually a giant spaceship built by floating heads. I am going to fly it to Earth where I will roll it around on the surface, squishing all the Earth life and leaving it free for us to conquer without resistance!" Zim finish explaining his plan while the Tallest's were trying to not laugh. "Prepare the fleets, for I will be firing the first falling of Earth's organic sweep TOMORROW! Invader Zim- signing off!" Zim salutes and signs off as the Tallest's practically dying from laughter.
Earth
Star POV:
I can only stare as Zim was flying the planet to Mars and there was nothing I can do. "I found something!" Jackie said "Really! What is it?" I asked her. "I found that there is a similar structures on Mercury that could be where the Martian was saying." She told me. "Great! What is it?" I asked as Marco looks at the computer and groans. "Really! They built a butt on Mercury!?" Marco said as me, Janna and Pony head were giggling about what the structure was. "Ok... looks like I'll be piloting" I then started laughing a bit about what I'm fixing to say. "The Butt of Mercury to stop Zim." Me, Janna, Starfan13, and pony head begin to laugh from what I said. "Sigh... I'll get the the space suit that Zim forgot to take." Marco said as he went to get it.
Zim POV
I wa on the seat of the planet and Gir was playing in the sand while Minimoose was floating next to me. The wait for earths doom was getting frustrating. "This is taking too long! I told the Tallest to bring the fleet tomorrow! At this rate we won't be done with our destroying by then! There must be some boosters... Ah, here!" I said as I found a button with waves on them. "Hold onto something, Everyone!" I yelled as the planet starts zooming at full speed and I started laughing as GIR grabs onto my head and starts laughing. The image pops up and he starts laughing and Minimoose squeaks "Nyah!!" With me as Earths doom is vastly approaching. I then could've sworn I heard Star yelling but that couldn't be. "Oh well! Back to Earths doom! GIR! Take over I'm gonna eat a sandwich!" I said as I start eating my sandwich and after that me and GIR switched back as we were all laughing as I felt my own head burst into flames. "Now... slowing to SQUISHING speed!" I yelled as I pulled the brakes so that I can start squishing the planet. "Victory is mine!" I yelled as the planet was suddenly hit out of nowhere sending me back into space. "What the!?" I yells in confusion.
No POV:
"Not while I'm around, Zim! Don't tell me you actually thought you'd WIN this!" Star yells as she was on the wedge of the planets structures. "Star!? I thought I crushed your spirits!?" Zim yells in confusion. "You may of have for a bit but my friends cheered me up with a party which you interrupted it by trying to ram Mars into earth!" Star says "Taste the mighty doom of my moons!" Zim yells as he presses a button which two claws pop out of the planet and it grabs two moons from the space and hurls them at Star who pilots Mercury out of the way and went behind the Earth and zooms around charging at Zim who was screaming along with GIR and Minimoose who squeaked in fear. Zim then pilots out of the way before start could hit him. Star then starts chasing Zim who was trying to avoid her. "GIR, go take care of the Mewni- girl." Zim ordered GIR who salutes and takes off. Star was piloting the planet when she notice GIR sitting next to her and he starts messing with the controls. "Maybe that little robot isn't such a bad evil minion after all." Zim says as GIR was still messing with the controls until Star taps GIR's shoulder and says. "Go away." "Okey-dokey!" GIR says as he flies away. "Let's see if you have the piloting skills to maneuver through the asteroid belt, feeble Star thing!" Zim says as he goes towards the asteroid belt which Star only watched him go towards it. "That is the most stupidest idea ever." She said as Zim was in the belt as he screams at the error of his idea as the planet was being pelted by asteroids and he, Minimoose retreated to the Voot cruiser and flies off. "Score one, for the Mewmen without magic. Maybe this isn't so bad... I just need to get use to this." Star says as he flies the planet back where it belongs.
Blorch
The alarm goes off alerting the Tallest's. "It's Zim. Are you ready for this?" Purple asked red. "I just started breathing from the last one." Red said as the transmission opens "Mission accomplished, my Tallest. I have rid the solar system of planet Mars." Zim tells them. "I thought you were trying to destroy the Earth." Purple asks as Zim got nervous and says. "Oh yes, that. You heard wrong. This time I was trying get rid of Mars. You know, just a little warm-up before I destroy the humans. Yeah, see, I'll do Earth next. I'm an unstoppable death machine, you know. Well, Invader Zim, signing off." Zim says as the transmission cuts off. "Unstoppable death machine! Did he say, "unstoppable death machine"?" Purple asked in confusion. "He needs a little warm-up!" Red says "A warm-up, a warm-up. Oh, please. Please, did he say, "unstoppable death machine?"" Purple said as everyone in the ship started laughing failing to notice that Mars zoomed behind them destroying some of their ships.