Invader Zim vs Star Butterfly

Zim Vs Hekapoo

No POV:
Zim's living room.
Gir was playing with the dimensional scissors that Zim had left on the table who was downstairs in his lab modifying Minimoose. GIR opened a portal and he looks in and comes back in with a cowboy hat. "Weee!!! I'm a cowboy!" He said as he opens another portal and not closing the other one. He then sticks his hand in and he pulls it back holding a taco. "Whoo!" He yells as he starts opening dozen of portals and grabbing stuff.
Zim's lab
"And there." He said as he closes the hatch on Minimoose back as he reactivates Minimoose as he floats up and squeaks. "Nyah!" "Excellent. Now you have the ability of being used as binoculars." He told Minimoose as he squeaks away. "I better put those scissors back in you since I didn't want to cut myself." He said as he places his hand on the table but he feels nothing on it. "That's odd? I could've swore that I put those scissors there?" He said in confusion as he walks to the elevator. "Maybe GIR has them." He sighs as Minimoose floats In The elevator. "Computer! Living room!"
Living room
Zim walks in to see his entire living room filled with dozen of portals. "GIR!" Zim yells as GIR pops out of a portal. "Yes?" He said "GIR! What have I told you about playing with scissors?" Zim asks as GIR looks down in shame. "Not to run with them." "No... I told you not to play with them. They aren't for play." Zim says as he took away the scissors. "Now go to the corner for twenty minutes and think about what you have done." Zim said as GIR walks to the corner slowly. "Sometimes you gotta show-" before he could finish his sentence a orange portal appears out of nowhere. "What the?" Zim said in confusion as a arm appears and grabs him into the portal. "Nyah?" Minimoose said in confusion.
Zim POV:
I was tossed to the ground when I went through the portal. "Owww!!!" I yelled as I got up. "Looks like you finally messed up enough for me to take action!" I heard a voice said as I looked to see a mysterious woman sitting on top of the portal with fire on top of her head. "Who are you!?" I demanded. "I am Hekapoo! Part of the high commission! Constructor of the scissors! And you have been foolishly using these scissors that you have stolen!" She told me. "You can't prove that last part!" I said as she placed the scissors on her fire and then she shows me the scissors with some strange writings. "I can't read that!" I told her. "It's says Hekapoo. And I know who you are." She said "I never met you before!" I told her. "No but I heard of you from the commission. And we're not to happy of what you have done to Star." She tells me. "Oh! ...Well... she did survive." I said "You destroyed the wand and left her magic less!" She said. "And you have nearly destroyed the Earth multiple times." She added. "True. But I did saved it at times." I said. "Doesn't matter. Your gonna pay for your crimes." She said "Wait! I challenge you for my freedom!" I demanded. "Why should I give you the chance?" She asks me. "Because.... it wouldn't be as fun if you punished me right away." I told her as she thinks about it. "Hmmm... alright." She said as multiple of her starts popping up around her. "You must blow out the fire on my head from the real me." She said as all of them starts running and I tired to blow at all of their flames which i only got a few while some of her were slapping me in the head. As soon as the dust clears I saw that the remaining Hekapoo's were running at separate places. "Grrr!!! I don't have time for all this!" I yelled as I then sighed. "Well, I better get started." I said as I started my adventure of finding the real Hekapoo.
Diaz's House
No POV:
Star was on the couch watching tv since Marco was out doing Karate class when she hears a knock on the door. "Who could that be?" She said as she picks up her battle axe not wanting to repeat of the abduction. She opens the door to see Minimoose. "Minimoose? What are you doing here?" She asked "Nyah!" He said "A orange portal appeared and took Zim." Star said "Nyah." He said "alright, let's see it." She said as she brings her battle axe to Zim's house. Once they arrived Star sees all the portals and sees one orange portal. "What happened here?" She asked Minimoose. "Nyah." "GIR, was playing with the dimensional scissors and Zim punished him for playing with them." She said "Nyah." "Alright. I'll help you get your master back." She said as she and Minimoose goes in the portal.
Zim POV:
I have been at this dimension for seventeen years and I am a new Irken. I was wearing a wasteland jacket, torn shirt, pants, and goggles and while I didn't get taller. I did get a bit stronger which is why I have these muscles on my chest from surviving the wasteland and tracking down every Hekapoo until I managed to locate the real one at a tower. I looked at the tower which was guarded by three false Hekapoo's. "Alright... lets do this." I said as I trained my dagger as I charged towards the tower. I dashed to the closets one and blew her flame out. The other two notice and they start attacking but I counter with my dagger and I jumped up as my mechanical spider legs pop out. I was now on the building as the two Hekapoo's jumped and we stared trading blows until I blew out their flames. My legs retract back to my pak and I walked to the door. "Finally... time to end this." I said as I walked in to see the real Hekapoo sharpening some scissors. She then notices me and says. "Well, I didn't think you survived." She said "oh! I nearly died. Several times to be exact. But I survived this abominable dimension!" I told her. "Most people would've been dead after five weeks out there but I am surprised you lasted for seventeen years." She said as she finishes sharpening her scissors. "Yes... and through all those years it had only made me stronger, deadlier, and a bit crazy I will admit." I said as I pulled out a rock from my pak which had two eyes drawn on it. "Isn't that right, Maria!" "I wouldn't say you went crazy. I think you are just fine." Maria said "your right! I didn't go crazy." I said as I placed her back in the pak. "....right... anyway..." Hekapoo said as she stared at me like I had gone crazy. "Right!" I said as I walked towards her and blew out her flame. "Congratulations. You won your freedom." She said "Thanks, It may of taken a long time but I did it." I said as the door slams open with Star and Minimoose. "Star!? Minimoose?" I said "Minimoose was worried so he... asked... me... to... abs." Star trailed off as she was looking at my chest. "Star?" I said in confusion which I snapped my fingers near her face which snapped her out. "Sorry! ...abs.... uh I mean! What happened to you?" She asked me. "He was messing with the dimensional scissors so I took him and challenged me for his freedom." Hekapoo told her. "What!? But it only been like eight minutes!?" Star said which confused me. "Ehh?" "Oh! Time doesn't work like yours does so it only been like eight minutes for her and seventeen years for you." She told me. "Seventeen years!" Star said as she looked at me again. "How come the only thing that changed is that you got muscles?" She asked me. "Irken's don't grow like you puny Mewmans and humans do. By Irk years I'm 16." I told her. "How long would it be for Earth Years?" Star asked me. "Well one Irk would be year 10 Earth Years, so..." "Your, 160 years old!" Star yells. "And you been here for seventeen years, that would make you 177 years old." Hekapoo added. "Yes, now! Let's head on home. I believe GIR is probably down with his timeout by now." Zim said as he, Star and Minimoose left.
No POV:
"I pity Star for living next to a crazy alien." Hekapoo said as she looks to where she placed her scissors but they were gone. "Where did my scissors go!?"
Zim's house
The three jump out of the portal and Star closed all of them. "Hey? What happened to you abs?" Star asked Zim who looks down to see that he has lost all of his muscles. "What!? Oh come on! I revert back to my regular age!" He yells. "At least you didn't change much other then you muscles." Star said. "True, but even without them I will still beat you for I have survived the harshest dimension ever and I have been plotting my next plans ever since I was there..." Zim said as he had a evil smile. "Good luck with that." Star said as she leaves the house. "What!? Your not even going to be afraid of what I have planned??? Well that's just great!" Zim says as he jumps on the couch angrily. "Nyah." "I'll be fine Minimoose." He tells him. "Nyah!" "You day you got something from the dimension?" Zim says as Minimoose hatch opens and Minimoose levitates a pair of scissors to Zim. "You stole a pair of dimensional scissors! Excellent work Minimoose. Now put this back inside of you so GIR doesn't play with it." Zim said as he places the scissors back in Minimoose. Now! Leave me be!!! For I am tired from the dimension and I want to break from all that!" Zim says as Minimoose floats away. "Now for some peace and quiet." Zim says as he turns on the tv. "Can I leave the timeout corner?" GIR asks as Zim looks at a clock and yells "No!"